Humor - That is true.

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161. Don't think that I don't hear anything, I have hearing -
     150 percent!  - (cadet whispers) Yes, 75 percent
     one ear and 75 in the other.

162. Combat is the only means of achieving victory in battle.

163. Take a rake and mark.

164. The charter is not a dogma, but a guide to action.

165. The fence fell two days ago and is still standing.

166. A billion is a huge amount, like a hundred million.

167. Your responsibilities on operational duty are:
     maneuvering between a bucket of water, an electric kettle
     and an officer.

168. What interests you more: what I say or the dead
     a pigeon that flies over the dining room?

169. On the command “Equal!” The kettle will turn to the right.

170. Do not point a gun at people, even if it is loaded.

171. Girls who don’t know how to salute, two steps forward!

172. Don’t shake your face!

173. Are you limping? Are you planning to give birth or something?!

174. Hearing the barking of a patrol dog, the sentry duplicates it
     voice.

175. Everyone into the trenches, the rest follow me!

176. Don’t spit in the well, if it flies out you won’t catch it!

177. Now let's go loadaluminum - Not aluminum, but aluminum!
     - And whoever is very smart will go load cast iron!

178. Step to the right, step to the left - attempt to escape, jump on the spot
     - provocation!

179. A goose is not a hindrance to a pig.

180. The cadet’s face should express sorrow and thoughtfulness.

181. What are you writing, comrade soldier? Are you smart or what?!

182. Don’t spit in the well until you jump over.

183. When I was a cadet and wanted to read, I got up through
     half an hour after lights out, I took a book and went to the toilet with it.

184. Comrade cadets, what are your last names? - Ivanov, Petrov,
     Sidorov! - What are you, brothers? - No, namesakes.

185. - Start up, let's go! - It won’t start! - Okay, let's go,
     then you'll start it.

186. Meet at the wooden stone.

187. All you need are girls, buns and sour cream!

188. Found a fool! I won't do my job for you.

189. What kind of appearance do you have, comrade cadet? Trousers are not ironed
     the boots are not cleaned, the muzzle is not shaved - like a five-year-old!

190. An ellipse is a circle inscribed in a 3x4 square.

191. Cadet!  You listen to me with one ear and look with the other
     out the window.

192. Why did you rush in like a horse? Don't you have a tongue to knock?

193. I open the nightstand, and a mess looks at me!

194. Close the window, it’s blowing like a bucket!

195. ... Put on white T-shirts, black panties, roll up your sleeves
     and run...

196. Where do we start? Let's start from the beginning.

197. Oformation of groups: the part that I separate from myself,
     will go to study with Valery Ivanovich.

198. You couldn’t have any notebooks left, they were secret notebooks

199. Military education also exists in other countries, including
     including foreign ones.

200. Stand on this flank, whether it is right or left,
     It’s hard to say yet.

 To be continued...