Humor - That is true.

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81. People will pass first, and then we will go.

82. Why are you coming to me with such hands, with such legs!

83. So that I don’t see a single personnel in the barracks!

84. Cadet, take your hands out of your mouth!

85. I would like to take you out into an open field, put you facing the wall and
    shoot a bullet in the forehead with two bursts!

86. Are you stupid? Can't remember? Write it down, because I
    I'm writing it down.

87. I don’t know how it should be, but you’re doing it wrong!

88. A nuclear bomb always hits the epicenter.

89. Stay there, listen here!

90. Left big toe.

91. Comrade cadet! You are like the African ostrich bird,
    which from the height of its flight does not see the general line
    parties.

92. Burn particularly sensitive documents before reading.

93. Don’t drink a lot of water, otherwise all the water will come out on your back.
    in the form of salt.

94. Landmark: pine with birch top - lonely tree in
    forest.

95. Comrade student, why did you come to the classes of the military department?
    in the army pants of the most expected enemy?

96. My friend and I were walking through a minefield, then he was ahead, then
    I'm behind.

97. After the warGermany was deployed into three equal
    half.

98. After meningitis, they either die or become fools.  My
    my brother died, but I am alive.

99. If you are a fool and don’t remember anything, then get yourself a note
    a book just like mine.

100. At the institute you can even wear bras, but in front
    you are obliged by the military department to remove them.

101. Our task is to make young and inexperienced girls out of you -
    students, skilled and knowledgeable women -
    radio operators. This will be done by me and all the officers of our department.

102.You may not shine with your mind, but you must shine with your boots.

103. A tank is a strong anti-tank weapon.

104.A bush is a collection of branches sticking out from one place.

105.I am silent, like a fish on ice.

106. Tank weight M tons. No, these bastards are heavy, K is better.

107. The boiling point of water in the tank is 90 degrees. No, 90
    degrees is a right angle.

108. Things must be done.

109.Who am I telling you?

110. Now you are wearing checkered shirts, but when the time comes, change them
    on a khaki cap.

111.Now you are looking out of the window of the audience, and the time will come, and
    you will look out the window of the tank entrusted to you.

112.This is where the dog rummaged.

113.What fell from the cart cannot be cut down with an axe.

114.Why do you have rats and other insects here?

115. The Kalashnikov assault rifle is zeroed at the target,
    representingblack paper plywood square
    measuring 20 by 30 centimeters.

116. Comrade cadet!  What's your last name? Polovinkin? That's when
    you will be whole, then submit a report.

117. - This device remains operational
       at temperatures up to minus 500 degrees Celsius.
     - Comrade Major, but absolute zero is minus 273 degrees!
     - We provide you with the latest, secret information.

118. Inscribe an ellipse into a square, draw a tangent at an angle of 45
    degrees to diameter.  Why are you laughing?! This technique has long been
    They are already using it in the States.

119.I will drive you out to the parade ground, and you will walk in a square circle.

120.Due to the renovation of the canteen, you will receive food through
    anus.

 To be continued...