╔════════════════════════ ═══════════════════ ═══════════════════╗ ║ Anecdotes. ║ ╙─────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────╜ (C) SANDMAN Once a Chukchi hired a job to paint a steamship. Painted it. Came to- mission to accept work. They look and say: “Chukchi, why are you Did you only paint the ship on one side?” - "However, the Chukchi do not fool! The Chukchi read the agreement, it says: Chukchi - on one side - “We, Rechflot, are on the other side!” One day a Chukchi comes from the store and carries a refrigerator. His right They say: “Chukchi, why do you need a refrigerator? You don’t even need to turn it on.” nowhere?" - “However, the Chukchi is not a fool! The Chukchi also bought a socket!” One day the Chukchi sits in a tent. Suddenly a little man flies into the chum, begins to spin around the ceiling and says: “I am Carlson!” The Chukchi asks: “Where is your comrade?” - "Which comrade?" - "Well what about Friedrichson..." A Chukchi came from Moscow and says: “However, oranges ate! The taste is just like..." - "Seal?" - “No...” - “Deer?” - "No, it tastes... like... intercourse!" Once friends sent Chukchi a New Year's package: tangerines and red caviar The Chukchi writes a letter in response:"We received the parcel, for tangerines thank you very much. And we threw away the cranberries - they are fish smells." Once the Chukchi were asked: “Do you listen in Chukotka enemy radio? - "Yes." - “So what are they saying?” - "Yes, that's it" more frightening." - “How do they scare you?” - “And like this: oo-oo-oo!” Once a Chukchi took a Russian with him hunting. They go, they see - den. The Chukchi threw a stone there, an enraged man crawled out of the den the bear and rushed at the hunters. The Chukchi rushed to his heels, followed by Russian, behind them is a bear. They run, they run, then the Russian realized, that he has a carbine hanging on his shoulder. He tore off his carbine while running, turned around and killed the bear outright. Chukchi comes up and says: "However, the Russian hunter is a bad hunter. Why did he kill now? bear? I had to run home first, but now who's going to drag it? will there be one?" Once the Chukchi were asked which ambassadors he knew. "However, I know "Ambassador Extraordinary", I know "Ambassador Plenipotentiary" and I know "Ambassador on..." The Chukchi sits and says: “The Chukchi is tired today, oh, tired tal!" They ask him: "Why are you tired?" - "However, I thought today. Very tired." - "Why so tired?" - "However, today the whole I thought three times." Two Chukchi are sitting, sawing a bomb. A man passes by. "Hey, you what are you doing, shewill explode!" - "However, it’s okay, we have one more no! " Two Chukchi are talking: “However, Nikolashka, the emperor, is a fool.” there was a tor.." - "Why?" - "Because he sold Alaska to the Americans, but Chukotka - no." A Chukchi is coming, wearing a cap with four visors. Asking him yut: “Chukchi, well, a visor in front and a visor in the back - understand that it’s possible, but why the visors on the sides?” - “However, so that the noodles keep your ears open!"
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