Humor - Jokes.

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║ Anecdotes.            ║
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(C) SANDMAN

Once a Chukchi came to a shaman and asked what winter would be like
- warm or cold? The shaman thought: “If I say warm, then
he may not prepare firewood, but what if the winter is cold? I'll tell you
It's better that it's cold." And he said. Then he felt ashamed and he
went to the meteorologists.  He asks: “What kind of winter will it be?” - "Cold-
naya." - “Why?” - “And over there Chukchi went for firewood.”

 Once the Chukchi wanted to get rid of his sick and rich
brother He invited a Russian karateist and said: “Change
shaman and kill my brother." The Russian changed his clothes, entered the tent,
a fuss was heard from there.  The Russian came out: the job was ready. Then
Chukchi's second brother was dying and he again called the Russian to finish off the marriage.
ta.  And then the Chukchi thought: “This man killed my two brothers.
Now we need to kill him." And he called the Japanese karateist and said
to him: “Pretend to be my dying brother, and when under the guise of a shaman
If a Russian comes in, kill him." The Russian, suspecting nothing, entered
in chum;  a fuss and wheezing was heard. The Russian came out and said: “Well,
you had a brother! He should still liveYes to live!"

 Once a Chukchi married a Frenchwoman. After a while
they ask him: “So how?” - “What’s it like? We got divorced a long time ago."
- "Why?" - “Yes, she turned out to be such a dirty little girl! To her every day
I have to wash myself!"

 Once the Chukchi were asked: “How often do you wash?” - "However,
once every six months." - "So rarely? Don't you feel dirty?"
- However, I feel it for the first two months, and then the dirt just falls off -
"

 The Chukchi goes to the bathhouse, leads a heifer and carries a large
boo. They ask him: “Chukchi, why do you need a heifer?” - "However, we are
We always go to the bathhouse with chicks." - “Why a pipe?” - "However, all
I'll be buzzing all night."

 A Chukchi sits on a tree, chopping a branch under him. A man passes by.
"Chukchi, you will fall!"  - “However, it’s unlikely!” Chopped, chopped and
fell. He stood up and looked after the man: “A sorcerer, however!”