Humor - Jokes.

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║ Anecdotes.            ║
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(C) SANDMAN

One day one Chukchi walks and sees: another Chukchi dug a hole in
belt and sits in it. "Why did you climb into this hole?" - "However, sfo-
You have to be photographed up to your waist." After a while the first one comes
The Chukchi returns and sees: the second Chukchi is digging another hole. "Why
Are you digging another hole?" - “However, two copies are necessary.”

 One day two Chukchi got lost in the taiga. One says: "When
the Russians get lost, they shoot in the air. So shoot."
The second Chukchi began to shoot. He shot and shot and stopped. "What are you
Have you stopped shooting?" - “And I’m out of arrows.”

 Once the Chukchi were taught to jump with a parachute. Explained everything how
it was necessary and thrown out of the plane. The Chukchi flies and still can’t
remember what to pull. Suddenly he sees someone flying towards him
another Chukchi.  He shouts to him: “Brother! How do you handle a parachute?
say goodbye?" And he: “However, I’m not a paratrooper, I’m a sapper!”

 Army.  "Private Ivanov!" - "I!" - "Private Petrov!" - "I!" -
"Private Chukchi!"  - "My!" - "What is 'Mine'?" - “That’s right!” -"What
“Is that right?” - "Ur-r-ra!!!"

 One day the Chukchi is on duty. Someone is walking by. Chukchi: "Paro-
la!"  - "Go to...!" Chukchi: “However, no matter how many years I stand, but pa-
The role doesn't change."

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