Humor - Jokes.

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║ Anecdotes.            ║
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(C) SANDMAN
 
 One day a Chukchi approaches the ticket office of long-distance trains.
“Tell me, does train 975 go to Berkakit?” - "No." - "And the train
1007 goes to Berkakit? - "No." - "And train 911 goes to Berka-
whale?"  -  "No." - “Where to?” - "On...!!!" - "And this is through Burke-
whale?"
 
 Once the Chukchi was riding in the same compartment with Deitsa. Chukchi clamped in his teeth
metal record and sits and plays on it:
"Dzzinnn!..Dzzinnn!..Dzzinnn!.." Girl: "Stop it!" Chukchi
He put down his musical instrument and began to look out the window. Che-
after a while the girl went out, changed clothes, came back and sat down
very tempting. The Chukchi began to look at her. Girl: "Ho-
do you think?"  - “I want to.” - “Come on, just quickly!” Chukchi grabbed
a record with your teeth: “Ding - ding - ding - ding - ding!”


   The Chukchi calls the Politburo of the CPSU Central Committee. "Hello, I want to become a member
Politburo.  What do you need for this?" They answer him: “Are you an idiot?”
- “Is this necessary?”
 
One day a Chukchi returned from Moscow and said: “However,
I saw Moscow.slogan "Everything in the name of man, everything for the good of man"
ka" I saw, and I saw this man."
 
   A Chukchi runs down the street and shouts: “Freedom for Gorbachev! Freedom
Gorbachev!" They stop him. "Chukchi, are you crazy?" - "One-
However, I just heard on the radio: “In conclusion, Mikhail Sergeevich
Gorbachev said...!"
 
 A Chukchi tells his wife: “Perestroika is like ours
in the taiga during a hurricane: there is noise above, darkness below and pine cones are falling."
 
 At the request of his fellow tribesmen, the Chukchi went to Moscow to find out
When will there be communism?  The Chukchi comes to receive Gorbachev and
asks: "When will there be communism?" - “Look: you see, a hundred-
it’s my “Volga”, “Volga” by Lukyanov, “Volga” by Ligacheva. That's when
your Volga will be parked nearby, then, consider it, there will be commu-
low." The Chukchi returned to the camp. "Did you find out?" - “I found out. You see,
there are my high boots, your high boots and more high boots. That's when there will be hundreds nearby
If you wear Gorbachev’s boots, then, consider it, there will be communism.
 
 Two Chukchi look at the sky.  "However, the plane is flying! Rules
government!" - "However, it is unlikely: when the government, then
There are motorcycles around: "tr-rr-r-r!"

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