Humor - Jokes.

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║ Anecdotes.            ║
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(C) SANDMAN



    /In memory of K..U.  Chernenko/Once a Chukchi wanted to become a gene-
ral secretary of the CPSU Central Committee. And so he did. 

   One day the Chukchi brought a Geologist to the border station and said: “One-
"Well, I caught a spy."  They ask him: “Where did you get the idea that
is this man a spy?" - So, however, I’m walking, I see: this man is standing -
century and knocks on the rock with a hammer. I ask: "Who are you?" And he:
"Party Leader" The Chukchi is not a fool, the Chukchi knows who we are
Head of the Party!" 

   One day a Chukchi brought his novel to the editorial office. Other editor
Tal and said: “You see, it’s rather weak... You should read the classics.”
thief.  Have you read Turgenev?  And Tolstoy? And Dostoevsky?.." -
“However, no; Chukchi is not a reader, Chukchi is a writer." 

   The Chukchi came home from Moscow and said: “The Chukchi is in Moscow
was, the Chukchi became smart, he knows: It turns out that Karl, Marx,
Friedrich, Engels are not four people, but two, and Glory to the CPSU -
generally not a person." /option: ...-not a Jew."/, /option: "... in-
this is why the sculptural group "Karl, Marx, Friedrich, Engels" was re-we call it “Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels and comrades”, and one-
We are reducing the permanent herd of deer by half."/ 

   The Chukchi returned from the army, and his wife has a child. "However,
where is the child from: I wasn’t there, after all?” - “Well, you’re a photographer...
sent me from the army, remember?" - "However, but that's where I was
belts"...

   Two Chukchi are sitting on the shores of the Arctic Ocean. One says:
“Do you want me to tell you a political joke?” - “However, no,
Otherwise they’ll send you somewhere else.”

   A Chinese representative came to the Chukchi: “We will fight with you.”
dem.  How many of you are?" - "There will be about five hundred people. And you?" - "Alone
billion." - "Tsk-tsk-tsk, however, where are we going to bury you?" 

   One day Chukchi bought a cabinet with an interior mirror. Opens
his house: “Wife, look, my brother has come to see me!” Wife approaches:
"And there's some kind of woman with him..." 

   The Chukchi speaks at the congress: “Comrades! Before the Great October Revolution
socialist revolution, we Chukchi experienced two feelings:
feeling hungry and feeling cold.  Now we're experiencing three
feelings: feeling hungry, feeling cold and feeling deep
satisfaction!" 

   Chukchi arrives at Gosplan. "However, 3000 bricks are needed." -
"Why?"  - "Economic experiment." Dali. Chukchi arrives
in a year. "However, 3000 bricks are needed." -"For what?" - "Save"
ical experiment." Dali. The Chukchi arrives in another year. "Od-
However, 3000 bricks are needed." - "For what?" - "Economic experiment"
cop."  They gave it, but decided to check what he was doing with the bricks.
They arrive and see: the Chukchi is sitting on the shore, throwing bricks into the water.
"What are you doing?" - “However, I think: why are the bricks square,
Are the footprints on the water round?

   The Chuka National Theater staged the play "Caesar and
Brutus" in three sections.  Act one. Enters the stage
big Chukchi beats himself in the chest with his fist: “I am Caesar!” Zana-
weight Act two. The big Chukchi, the Chukchi in
less.  Big: "I am Caesar!" Less: "I am Brutus!" Curtain.
Act three. The big Chukchi and the smaller Chukchi take the stage
and little Chukchi. Big: "I am Caesar!" Less: "I am Brutus!"
Little: "I am Brutus!" Big: "And you are Brutus?" Curtain.

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