Independence Day - The narration comes from the first person... The author is not responsible for the accuracy of the materials about the global drinking bout because... he himself took part in it!!!

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 Lynx/XPLOS!Ve                                                 
                                                                
                        City day.                          
                                                                
    The narration comes from the first person... The author is not responsible
responsibility for the accuracy of materials about the global drinking bout because
he himself took part in it!!!                                      
                                                                
  11:30 am. 21 August 99. XX century.                           
                                                                
  I wake up in the morning with only one desire: to drink...
AThis desire was not without reason, because... the previous day turned out to be
a rarity for sysop!                                              
  My mouth was so dry that every breath seemed like torture! In general,
I, barely getting out of bed, tried to walk a few meters straight
mo... It skidded on the corner because... I also had a terrible hangover after
yesterday's consumption of poorly distilled liquid water
bones...                                                        
  In general, somehow we hobbled to the kitchen (where the water usually stood at
juice jar), I, to my fear, do not detect this sa-
my desired vessel... A scream escaped my throat:       
 - Bitches, return the water!                                          
  At the same time, my cat, who was licking himself with a stoned look
asshole said something philosophically clever, for which he received a slipper on the
head!                                                          
  The jar was found!!!  She was in my room...Having drunk all 1.2
liter of water, I burped with relish, while my co-
shak. Then I was suddenly confronted by another important desire - from -
pour! Moreover, if I’m late, it will be too late...                
  Running to sartir I came across something lying on the bed in
room, but there was no time for this... I ended up in captupe! Yeah!
I did this, relief came sharply, clearly, like a coming!
;)))                                                            
  Having returned to the room, I began to study what was on
beds... It was something! There lay the girl with whom I had seen
give, met yesterday at Beavis & Butthead (monument to the founders
city).                                                        
  Well, after pushing her a couple of times and not finding her reaction, I went to her
went into the room and played the Refresh demo 3 times. From the room there are messages
there was a groan. Then she saw me and, apparently, began to remember
yesterday's adventures of sysops. Well, she said she had to go
go, etc.                                                    
  After drinking tea with her =) we went, especially since I had an arrow
ka at 13:00 in the historical park. And she said that she would come too
children probably there and where, they say, look for us... I said: where
there was vodka;).                                                   
                                                                
  13:00 pm.                                                     
                                                                
  I come to the coil, and that means none of our people are standing there.
Only some two girls were sitting on a bench... I asked them
time, and they have cigarettes. Well, no, no...                
  I went to B&B, where rappers and niffers hang out... There are some roofing felts there
Some kind of biker competition was taking place, or something else. Well, generally speaking
the killers rode boards.                                        
  Standed, I didn’t meet any friends there either! I went back. I'm watching
towards the tosser (Trash Closet (aka WC)), and there the cops are cordoning off
They put it so that they would not relieve their personal needs in public.
nom place.                                                      
  I came back, they were already sitting there: Beavis, Dyukha, Beaver (aka Lekha
Byker).  Hi, Hi, etc. Moreover, there was also some non-
famous Vasya, I don’t remember exactly his name, but he’s from the army version
nuls...                                                        
-: Well hello, Bivas!                                            
Beav.: Hello, why are your hands shaking?;) I know, I did the same yesterday too
It was Friday.                                                   
-: And I have vodka!                                              
  We sat and had fun for our own.  There still men (well
Russian/folk dressed) were kidding, one log was wrapped around
till (dimension: 3 m, diameter 40 cm). Duc Bivas chipped:      
Beav.: And the guy already accepted... ;)                              
  We went for the accelerator... For me it turned out to be `Viking`,
5%!!!  We still we bought cigarettes, went to the coil... There is still Zhdanov
came up, also with beer...                                        
  We sat and talked, and then some convict came up with a superbomb-
ginger-looking and asks for money, he supposedly wants to eat, only with
zone left. Well, we helped the poor niche!                       
  We sat.. Then we went after the chicks.;) We go into the yard, there
some are sitting, or rather standing, I drove for the 9, I drive them, and he
A guy from the army is driving to get acquainted with the subject.                 
 - Let's get acquainted?                                        
 - No, we are talking about it.                                     
 - No, but you can get acquainted, we are programmers!                 
 - No fucking way!                                                      
 - Not at all?                                                
 - Well, let's get acquainted:                                     
  Masha, Olga, ... (I don’t remember).                                  
  We went to the wind farm, sat down on the stones, I sat next to one,
a on the left is Serge Zh. sitting. I told him: “Let’s go get the chicks.” And he: you have
she's sitting on the right... Well, I talked to her... So I went to the B&B with
Beaver. We walked there, I met my friends and asked
light a cigarette andwe'll go get another 9. Bought it, here Beaver let's complain -
vatsya, that the mail is calling (I mean, hunting in sartir). We're going to a hundred
ronu st. Malysheva, we look, there is an arch in the house, we go there, and there is a world-
ny tosser ver. 2.3bugfix. Because there were so many people going out there that
notin a fairy tale, not in SPB.DRINK na!%#et. We did ours
business and went back to the coil. But let's go through the anal universe -
through the courtyards.  Looks Beaver, and there are narcs sitting there itching, there are two of them.
He: “Shall we go and break them?”... Then five more people approached them, too
they scratch their faces.                                                
Beaver: "Look how many narcs, they rushed out of here!"          
  They threw us we onto the dam, and it was already so flat that we walked
on full-autopilot, because One thing was spinning in my head - where is that lawn?
with stones, because I wanted to sleep, especially since I had a girl there
Chenka, it’s probably more fun to sleep with her... In general, the roof is slow-
but she also inexorably began to get ready to set off.                          
  I came I went to the dam and found a place where everyone was sitting. I see there
Even the people have fallen down, the steering wheel is completely gone! Now you can cut
start, but I had no time for that, I fell asleep right on that girl, withwhich he was sitting!                                                  
                                                                
 15:30 pm.                                                      
                                                                
  I wake up from a terrible laugh... I look, Beavis is standing, it seems
he's pointing his finger at me and he's laughing like hell!                             
 - What are you doing?                                               
And he laughed at me:                                          
 - Damn, you made such a face when you fell from the rock!;)      
 Well, in general, the pearl was scary, the roof was on its way, and the girls wouldn’t-
lo!                                                             
 -: Where is everyone?                                                    
Dyukha: Shas that lady you were with yesterday saw you with
Lenka was drunk and asleep and said...                               
 -: What did you say?                                                
Dyukha: What? She said: “I don’t give a damn!” and left!                 
 -: And what’s her name, motherfucking Lena?                               
Dyukha: 3a beer went!                                           
 -: Got it!                                                       
  I tried to stand up and, digging my nose into the ground, I chose the direction
moving towards the Long-garage tosser! Serge Zhdanov too
I wanted to go there... Let's go together!                                
  Well, here we go! On the way, some Vasya, sitting in a car, and,
in my opinion, 0.2 grams (Heroin, because he was so stuck that he was on
fell asleep on the way!) said:                                           
 - Guys, where can I get some water?                               
 - Ukc Three!  - Aren't you local?                                          
 - No...                                                     
 - Where from?                                                    
 - From the railway..                                         
 - Ahhh...                                                      
  U stuck, a we let's go to the tosser! Blii-i-i-in, when
they came, I was so split on laughing at what was there
It's just all screwed up, fucked up!                                   
Well, having done our dark deed, we came back to the dam! There
Those girls we met were standing there, and they were also being stared at.
Lo, but they didn’t retreat and decided to catch up! Me too, I bought it
Baltika number 9! It wasin vain, but it was too late when I
Got it (drank it already)! In general, I sat down with her again and that’s it! More
I didn't have enough for anything!                                       
We are sitting we here together, Igel (Pasha) comes Krutchinin), and on
There, as always, there is some chick hanging there!                          
 - Haoeeay! - I tried to say!                               
 - Hello, Vovka!                                              
  That's it, I was hit again and fell asleep!                           
                                                                
                     To be continued...