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(c)Reindeer ride!
In short, on the farm one guy started having troubles,
losses let's go, for a long time he could not understand where his sheep and rams went
disappear, I've been breaking my tower for a long time... Finally, I decided to take a look
what happens at night.
I took a closer look, and there were two wolves - one young and the other old
- they slaughter sheep and drag them away with them. He put up a scarecrow with
a gun, a wolves put it on it, slaughter the sheep and take it with you to the forest
tashut!
I bought he for myself two vicious dogs, and the wolves killed them too, and
The sheep continued to be killed and dragged into the forest.
He stood up he somehow to guard the herd with a gun the sheep fell asleep
inadvertently and the wolves came, made fun of him, killed a sheep and
went into the forest. He woke up, looked, and the sheep was gone!
Quite a man I fell into depression, I thought for a long time what to do,
I thought about putting up a fence, I thought about hiring security, but I didn’t. Fuck him
to the shaman, and he is sitting by the munchies eating:
- O greatkhach Vasya, tell me what to do, the wolves are completely
chili, they are slaughtering sheep... Soon I’ll go to peace, I’ll become a niche!
- Yes, bad yours things man, but not despair, I’ll help you,
come to me on Friday, I'll tell you..
- But they will slaughter all the sheep by Friday!
- But I won’t tell you anything!
The man left... He comes to the shaman on Friday morning. He tells him
rit:
- You'll go man tomorrow to bazaar, there's a man in a padded jacket and
hat earflaps will sell brooms...You go up to him and
If you ask for a Balabaka dog, that’s what you need.
- Thank you, oh khach Vasya!!!
Although camc had a hard time believing him. U he comes on Saturday at the ba-
zar, and there really is a man standing in a hat with earflaps, in a padded jacket...
sells nicknames... A man approaches him:
- You know, man, I don't need brooms, but a balabaka dog...
- What is it? Wolves tortured?
- Yes...
- Are they slaughtering sheep and dragging them into the forest?
- Yes...
- You know, man, I'll give it to you I'll give it to you, I won't even give you any money
I'll take it! Only on one condition: that you then give it to me whole and
You will bring it unharmed..
- What a bazaar, ok.
Gives it, that means the merchant gave him some kind of bag, there’s something moving there-
pours... He takes this bag with him and goes home!
Night is coming. The man unties the bag and shakes himself out
yes dog, almost on one leg, bald, with a stump instead
tail, with one eye and no teeth... U goes into the house!
Wolves:
M (young): Hey, godfather, let's go get the sheep today...
C(tarry): Yes, I have a bad feeling today...
M: What is this?
C: Look what's running there?
He took a closer look and said..M: Yes, there's some kind of crappy little dog there.
C: You know.... But I didn’t want to go there today!
M: What is such and such?
C: Do you know that this is a balabaka dog?
M: Why is she, let's soak her!
C: Nope...
M: So what, she will run after you!
C: It will!
M: So what, rabkatb will be!
C: There will be rabkatb!
M: Well, he will jump!
C: U will jump! M: Well, kiss your ass, after all!!!
C: Do you know how cold her lips are!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;(((
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