Educational program - Such jokes are happening that I again came across a group of stupid pisishniks who again and again run into the good old spec...


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 Microsoft horrors.              
              
 Such jokes are happening that I again 
came across a group of stupid pissers 
kovs who run into people again and again 
good old speck and, most importantly, that 
What pissed me off the most was that they praised the corporation 
Microsoft radio, or rather not hers, but hers 
software products.  We encountered 
Windows'98.                               
  When I tried to tell them that this 
Windowsozz is terribly slow and very glitchy 
no, they said that it was not a program 
ramma, and my computer is like this. But they're in 
completely wrong.                           
  What does the computer have to do with this Windows 
you can write in ASM and nothing would happen 
it was buggy and the same 98 would fly at 486. So 
no, 'talented' and 'smart' programmers 
there fromsmall software I wanted to use 
learn C++ to write an operating system 
themes.  This is complete insanity. Yes, even op- 
Apparently no one has optimized their programs 
taught! :)                                   
  Next question:                       
   Why do we use this Windows? 
Yes, simply because there is nothing else to use 
use besides it. That's why this micro 
software and monopolist, which overlaps with others 
companies air, then suing them 
(by the way, it’s also good for microsoft) 
ut:), then buying them.                       
  And Billy. Why did he become famous? 
Due to the fact that I remade the sypiemka, I added 
insert subdirectories into it. And now he 
is fattening up from this.                           
  And the man who invented the mouse is nothing 
I didn’t receive it from her, because... he is pro-licensing 
gave.  It's funny how tightly he holds onto 
life is the head of small software.                
  And now, in order to entertain everyone on the spectrum, 
mists, I will describe the work in Windows'98, which 
which was not installed on mine by my will 
mazdie'166.                               
  The full installation devoured my favorite 
The motor drive is 1.5 thousand kilometers. I immediately 
I was against it, why bother loading the computer?           
  Well, after 5O minutes from the calculated 
she installed it SO-CHO. Well 
what can I say? - Extra mazdie.       
  Half-hourloading, under it everything is tor- 
Mozits, redraws windows for half an hour, etc. 
Well, what is this - when you close the window (by the way 
when brought to the cross it tries to float up 
a hint that this cross covers the window, 
but the screw begins to grind and she can’t 
sings because I already clicked) Windows half- 
huh, literally a third of a window per second 
erases the window.                             
  Then this worthless horror of Microsoft of- 
fis also slows down the system terribly, etc.   
An interesting figurine sticks out on the 
program switching panels - all sorts 
icons of programs that cannot be removed. Ti- 
pa junknet explorer, etc.           
  The whole system, as I said, is built on 
internet explorer.  For example, when I 
installed the Internet channels were continuous 
funny jokes.                              
  Clicking on the Microsoft channel, I lit- 
I watched how Internet Explorer started and 
forced me to install it, that I 
Just for fun I did it. And what would you think- 
is it?  He wrote: connecting, 3O passed 
sec.  and he wrote that the modem driver is not 
can be installed because I don't have 
modem, or let me install it myself 
tion of the driver for your 'clumsy' modem...  
  So, ps'shniki, break off: Windows - 
this is Shit and no one can convince me of this - 
dit!                                      
 And also, some speciststhey want to get out 
vat and rs. Answer the question: what are you on 
will you do it?                        
  And if we’re going to leave the spec, then 
Macintosh.                                
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