Humor - Here’s a little joke about the pussy.

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 Here's a little joke about pussy- 
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 Here's the DOS that Mike built!      
                                          
  And this is ASCII - a table of secret characters,    
    Which is stored in memory somewhere      
     In DOS, which Mike built.      
                                          
      And this is NC in a white and blue uniform,       
   Which was once launched under DOS,    
  They forgot the Russian "r" from the table in it,    
    Which is stored in memory somewhere      
     In DOS, which Mike built.      
                                          
    But the residents are jumping like tits,      
At least one of them, like a drink, partachit - 
    NC will jam in a white and blue uniform,      
   Which was once launched under DOS,    
  In which they forgot about the "r" from the table,    
    Which is stored in memory somewhere      
     BDOS built by Mike.      
                                          
                                          
  And this is the file installed on the hard drive,    
   Which of course is infected with something,     
 The same resident is jumping from him,   
   Who will scold something there,    
  Which will jam the Commander in uniform,   
   Which was once launched under DOS,    
  In which they forgot about the "r" from the table,    
    Which is stored in memory somewhere      
     In DOS, which Mike built.      
                                          
 But AIDSTEST is like an important minister,  
 He has an infected file and wants to clean everything,  
  Which is connected to his hard drive,   
   Which of course is infected with something,     
 The same resident is jumping from him,   
   Who will scold something there,    
  Which will jam the Commander in uniform,   
   Which was once launched under DOS,    
  In which they forgot about the "r" from the table,    
 Which is stored somewhere in memory      
      In DOS, which Mike built.     
                                          
    Here's autoexec (that's what they call it),      
    Which AIDSTEST launches,     
 Who puffs like an important minister   
  Which file wants to be found and cleaned,   
  Which is connected to his hard drive,   
   Which of course is infected with something,     
 He's a residentthe same one is jumping   
   Who will scold something there,    
  Which will jam the Commander in uniform,   
   Which was once launched under DOS,    
  In which they forgot about the "r" from the table,    
    Which is stored in memory somewhere      
     In DOS, which Mike built.      
                                          
 But command.com, infected beyond measure,  
     After all, it’s TSR’s who are doing dirty tricks on him,      
    It performs autoexec on itself,      
 Which AIDSTEST launches,     
 Who puffs like an important minister   
  Which file wants to be found and cleaned,   
  Which is connected to his hard drive,   
   Which of course is infected with something,     
 The same resident is jumping from him,   
   Who will scold something there,    
  Which will jam the Commander in uniform,   
   Which was once launched under DOS,    
  In which they forgot about the "r" from the table,    
    Which is stored in memory somewhere      
     In DOS, which Mike built       
                                          
                (c) Someone                 
                                
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