Quotes - In this section we will talk about Quotes from various newspapers and magazines in a humorous and sometimes sharply satirical form.

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 Written by Sokol...                     
                     
 Hello, Spectrumists are reading us -
schi.  In this section we will talk about Quotes
from various newspapers and magazines in humorous
some, and sometimes in a sharply satirical form. 
   Today we're going to talk about a piss journal.
`Computer and life`.                      
   Actually, this magazine was given to me as a gift.
yushny shop; well, in vain (poor pussies-
ki :).                                    
   So let's get started...                     
                                          
 "Thoughts about the future always made me think
thoughts about the past" - by comment :)          
                                          
 "This time he will talk about himself again" -
it's about Uncle Billy, from small software.    
                                          
 "...a new creation, rich in technology
with chemical information, will be calculated
exclusively for advanced readers,
most of the regular users
microsoft products" - if they haveuseful
Are your MS Progs advanced, what are they?
them teapots?                             
                                          
 "The author ... believes that the truthful
a story about your own computer talents
takh will again increase his authority" - he
arrogance greater than Mr. MMA (all about
the same Billy who decided to write a book
... to myself).                            
                                          
 "An unknown attacker took advantage of
defects in Windows 95 operating systems and
Windows NT, described in the special literature
rature under the names `Boink`, `Teardrop
II` and `New Tear` to trigger an emergency
stopping several thousand computers..."
- yes-ah-ah, here the question arises - why?
he is the attacker, not the one who wrote
these operating systems are glitchy, and
knowing that everyone knows about these glitches,
Doesn't it work hard to correct them?               
                                          
 "In an interview with himself, V.V. Shakhijanyan
talks about the Internet, about..." - here
you might remember Jocker ;)               
                                          
 "There are absolutely serious studies
knowledge about how the flight path of a butterfly
in China affects the state of the global economy
Miki."  - yes, we’ve reached the point (I’d like to point out -
the context does not change the meaning of the phrase)."Introduction of the 'intelligent' coffee maker
will result in the need for general repairs
dwellings" - and with the introduction of `intellectual`
lamps will have to be built in a new house :)     
                                          
 "Computers make a lot of things easier, although a lot
from what they facilitate, quite in this
don't need it." - We're talking about pussy here...
                                          
 "Literature is when one person writes, and everyone
read. And `cetepatypa` is when everything is pi-
he's a joke and no one reads." - 8-/         
                                          
 "Even the most calm and friendly
The teacher is upset for some reason
seeing the same coursework for half of them
current." - and why is he upset :)
                                          
 "Don't throw your computer out the window when
he will beat you at chess once again
or Tetris. Think about the children walking in
courtyard: what an example you are setting for them!” - oh,
Pisishniks, how they don’t like their pussies...
                                          
 "Don't doubt that the computer offends-
when you press `Cancel`. You work here-
you work, you crucify yourself, you crucify yourself: and
you `Yes`, and you `No`, and you all `Cancel`
yes `Cancel`. It's not fair." - not now
doubts that pisishniks are atrophying
brains."Only you yourself can restore pa-
role according to the entry type `mother-in-law's favorite animal`
(krokodile)." - ;)                        
                                          
 "For the past eight years
the only game associated with
Microsoft's name was Flight Simulator.
Yes, yes, the same one, with terribly complex controls
laziness, disgusting graphics and complete
lack of plot." - what else could they do?
write in small software?                   
                                          
 "Inventions for the disabled or for those wishing to
who can become one by testing it on themselves
model data" - :)                       
                                          
   That's all....                          
     For this I ask you to take your leave. (c) Sokol   
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