Smaily - humor.

 SMAILY              
An evening program was on the screen
news .Already passed the part on -  
sacred to the upcoming Olympiad  
BARSELONA - 92. Charming  
the announcer after the advertisement became  
read a selection of incidents 
for the last 4 hours:           
- Today is Friday, the 13th.  
And the most important news is that vi-
rus with the same name,   
detected in a single information-  
tion network of the world and before that 
Fridays 13go delivering chalk - 
some troubles today 
didn't show up at all. Leading pro- 
grammers were unable to comment -  
reveal this fact.           
The next news takes us 
traveling from the realm of fantasy 
viy in time, in the real area
time travel!   
As we learned from the official-  
cial sources, approximate
to the government: on one  
from military bases, scientist name co- 
which is held by the military in the se-  
Crete developed a time setting 
variable movements, i.e. car
Time!                   
- ....                          
At that moment the studio phone rang
phone number used to communicate
breaking news.             
The announcer said into the camera:  
- Just a minute.    
And she picked up the phone. As 
how she listened to the message, 
her face became more and more   
concerned. finally putting   
phone, the announcer said what
shocked all sports fans:
- As the President told us  
 Olympic Committee, sir    
PERES EKY, Tomorrow's opening  
games: BARSELONA-92 under threat  
failure .                         
terrorist organization    
all Olympic equipment was stolen   
symbolism and hidden in parts  
throughout the city.     
 3a her return terrorists   
require 70millions of American
dollars, and also release from 
prisons of all arrested members  
of this group.                
And the second worst news:
- The "FRIDAY the 13th" virus has begun    
act! And most importantly, 
that he struck military computers
ry, united into a single network.
 Moreover, a malfunction occurred 
during a test run 
to the past! Installation exited  
under control! Radiation "reverse"
long time" spread  
throughout the entire city and continues to spread 
expand further and further.  
The military asks the population not to    
succumb to the overwhelming majority- 
panic and do not leave the premises - 
shenko, do not go outside,since indoor radiation  
almost zero, but on  
open space level   
it reaches millions of units!
thousands of people were exposed to radiation
!!!                     
Here is information from the inventors of Ma-
Time buses:        
- For time travel    
is the setting that creates
accelerated billions of times and
directed to the past or to the future-
the flow of time. Test object
tanning, as well as equipment with maintenance
by living staff, are protected
from powerful radiation by force
fields. Due to the virus that entered
the military computer was damaged 
force field generator and flow 
"reverse time" came out from under
control !                      
Once again we ask all residentsnot  
succumb to panic and do not leave
premises. so-as radiation times
destroys causal-temporal connections,
then irradiated living organisms   
turn into monsters (temporarily
mutants) with destroyed psychic
hikoi.          
Currently, the installation is pro-
must work and the city strives to
really falls into the past!
Professor tehaku and his co-author  
Kabuto axes proposed an original
new way to save the city, a  
possibly the whole country.        
Using a special installation 
we need to rewrite the human consciousness 
century into the brain developed by them  
android, which will not be    
terrible violation of causality
personal connections, and send this
cyborg disable the Time Machine
 since the rewrite procedure   
consciousness has not yet been worked out and can
about to becomplications as
source brain The kabuto axis is pre-
laid down my .      
The announcer paused and spoke about- 
worn out :                       
- Further information about kata- 
you will learn in the next stanza   
news release!              
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If you, dear friends, want
find out what's next, then
download the game SMAILY. As a
you have to destroy the cyborg
Sorry to everyone you meet mytah-
tov and selecting the encountered    
weapons, find five Olympic ones  
rings and .....                   
I won’t give further hints, otherwise
it won't be interesting to play!!!   
 Go for it!!!            
 S.A.W.from BATTLETECH inc.
                     1.08.1996