Hello everyone. I don’t know, but maybe this but- the measure will be entirely devoted to mo- his birthday, i.e. how did it go, ho- most likely there will be a review here after all glitches for everything :)).Up is in full swing outside rel, second month of spring. will there be CC, I don’t I know, but if it happens, you should definitely eat it let's go. And anyway, it's time to study. Okay, npucty pim...... HAPPYBIATHDAY, OR AS IT WAS Let me start with the fact that I spent it in St. Petersburg. Therefore, it hasn’t happened for so longOPEX#E;in the future I won’t repeat this, the numbers will come out quickly tro, the material is there; do not change the shell yet I can, but I’ll write a program if I can and I’ll have time children. So, let's begin Having left for St. Petersburg on the second, I was already there for the evening rum, calling friends and telling them about their birthday - Niya, I went home. Along the way, I bought 4 liters vodka and a box of beer, and also taking E bottles wine (I’m not much of a wine person, but women They drink it, but what’s the matter with me?) We together with my brother (NOTSOFT) barely reach- we walked home... Having arrived, having put everything down, we walked is it for the munch, which always turns out to be ma Well, having bought everything and laid out the house, we realized that There will be a lot of drunk people, but few drunk people. And realizing that they obviously weren’t going home, to think about spending the night. Calling a friend againus, I confronted them with the fact that the places not enough for such a party (but as they say, in one bed can accommodate four bourgeois, or 20 (twenty) cyberpunks), to which they responded They thought they took care of everything. But the first their question was: Is there a lot of booze? Of course you can calm him down and tell him what to do my you won’t come sober. He was happy (as you probably realized that I was only talking but with one person, and not with everyone, but different some questions are not at all significant (for returned). After calling the girls, I said that we We bought everything, but you will cook, not us. It didn’t take long to persuade, but it took a long time waited.....But here they come. Well, as usual- but gifts, and all sorts of wishes, all this is not the point, and I'm omitting it. The party was scheduled for 10, but the clock is already 8:E1:25 (I vaguely remember how- it was time, but I remember that it was no more than 9- that's for sure). with drinking, or rather preparing containers, and of course, by washing it (only two glasses - ov). Having asked the girls what we told them not needed, we continued drinking... Passed hour, and no one is there. I’ve already drunk 1 liter of vodka, I’m I’m no longer sober, but not drunk. Taking a bottle of beer (I shouldn’t have interfered), I became a sconce talk about spec, about asm and about party. So We didn’t even notice how half an hour flew by, once ve that the body has become dirty, because... I've already had a drink specifically, but it was like that for medon't give a fuck. After all my day of celebration......Party begins...... Of course, the first toasts were to everything good. And what follows is about nothing, but about something philosophical skom, I vaguely remember what we were talking about then li. I remember how, after getting drunk, I was sniffed to rub people on the spec, on its cool- that one, but everyone there was RS, and naturally on we didn’t do this kind of bullshit, but I’m still the only one persuaded me to go to zx.ru and download the emulsion, I’ll say right away, the day before departure, I went to nvmu and he had a mul, and was loaded with ca- some magazine, the fact is that he wasn’t laughing with my laughter, I was simply in shock. That's what means propaganda. We sat for a long time, until about 2 a.m., then when Yes, they devoured everything they had, some didn’t really the sober ones offered to make their own alcohol, they even developed everything from the formula to the substances It was something I’ll say, I’m still this drunk I didn’t see it. But then a proposal followed go get more containers. But everyone was too lazy, then they decided to go with the whole crowd; but now before put 26 drunk people falling out of the house and with loudly swearing and moving towards store, but only one entered the store.Ku- nub There are bottles of gin and one more box of beer, but I quietly drank one bottle of vodka, I thought in the morning, yeah, it would be better in the morning... it’s late, but still.... Arriving happily at the hut, we decided to enjoy drinking, but because... nothing anymore it was, but it wasoffer to go for nelme yum; cast lots (played with matches) ....I went. Having bought 11 packs of dumplings (one of which were never disclosed, because a lot lo already), cooked, ate and began to drink. After drinking everything, we decided to go hang out on the street. The metro and all other transport are not working tal, then walked, or rather one carried another gogo and the other. We moved en masse to the Nev- skiy, luckily it wasn’t too far as it seemed ( It’s not for nothing that they say: when you’re drunk, the sea is knee-deep). Having reached it at 4 am, we ran to look for The nearest liquor store is nutkob, having discovered, stocked up. We moved to the nearest secluded and quiet place where everyone the matter was quickly resolved. Some of the people were already ready like me, well, I realized that I had enough. Feelings - I think a hangover is coming, but I think it’s ok but (but in fact it was it). he gets drunk, and then I remember that the best hangover cure for ME - ice cream( fucking esthete). But the whole point is that at 4 am finding ice cream is the same problem as get home drunk (I completely I forgot where I live). And I start yelling at the good swearing so that they would serve me ice cream, naturally but I don’t get anything, although no, I heard in your address a couple of unkind sounds (they were mats).But the sound reached me as if flushing the toilet, it turns out my friend gan decided to use my shoe as a your toilet and decidedpuke on him, but because I was still figuring something out, but I was already freely drunk and my body demanded relief (I felt like vomiting, but didn’t want to), yes and at the sight of a person who burps something - sounds like a cat, I couldn’t restrain myself and started... It’s like this picture, two people on the street, hugging they are regurgitating their opinions about Russia, I personally but showed his opinion on the PC. Having done his job Having washed myself in the Neva River, I sobered up and continued lived, but it’s 6 o’clock in the morning, everyone’s starting there is a violent hangover. This is a worthy spectacle Oscar Award for Best Actor. So How have I never seen such faces, ready for the to cut anyone with a bottle of beer, but because... I'm for- so plummy, I still have a few left bottles of beer, which we drank together. Dev chonki, but they held up well, because... drank me- smaller than us, they brought everyone into a state, and, well, We also did something. In general, that’s not the point. Having recovered, having put himself in order, I left - We liked hanging around St. Petersburg, because... would do- there was nothing and the girls promised that it would help I need to clean the house. Enachit we took the metro and drove off. Along the road hey part of the people mysteriously disappeared somewhere, which is very strange, but “the truth is out there” or there, well, that’s not the point, it means that having arrived in Pros- vet (m. Prosveshcheniya), bought shawarma, had a snack - whether and nofig in kohoteatp (one thing I don’t understand is Mayu: why the hell go there??).After watching the film, I don’t remember the title, but it (the film) is perfect for me but noI liked it. But after looking at it, we left - and let's go for a walk around Prosvet, because... time It wasn't long before we went home, cleaned up, we hung out, drank some beer and decided to get drilled in "Prosvet" (such a club), with snida and with tr- howl. After smoking we went; there was something going on in the subway it's just creepy, we just really couldn't place to sit (should have been at the club, not at home) in "Prosvet" we hung out until the morning and in the tears, we sank tea (:)), there I am in the strawberries I’ve never been so distracted before, and in the morning We are cheerful, but we drove along in a bad mood This is how I spent my birthday, my 18th years. Everything that is written here is the PURE TRUTH, but the fact is that I didn’t write everything here, because I forgot a lot. Why is the number so It's like I arrived from St. Petersburg yesterday. Well, that's all about the party.
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