Hello everyone. I don’t know, but maybe this but-
the measure will be entirely devoted to mo-
his birthday, i.e. how did it go, ho-
most likely there will be a review here after all
glitches for everything :)).Up is in full swing outside
rel, second month of spring. will there be CC, I don’t
I know, but if it happens, you should definitely eat it
let's go. And anyway, it's time to study. Okay, npucty
pim......
HAPPYBIATHDAY, OR AS IT WAS
Let me start with the fact that I spent it in St. Petersburg.
Therefore, it hasn’t happened for so longOPEX#E;in the future
I won’t repeat this, the numbers will come out quickly
tro, the material is there; do not change the shell yet
I can, but I’ll write a program if I can and I’ll have time
children. So, let's begin
Having left for St. Petersburg on the second, I was already there for the evening
rum, calling friends and telling them about their birthday -
Niya, I went home. Along the way, I bought 4 liters
vodka and a box of beer, and also taking E bottles
wine (I’m not much of a wine person, but women
They drink it, but what’s the matter with me?) We
together with my brother (NOTSOFT) barely reach-
we walked home... Having arrived, having put everything down, we walked
is it for the munch, which always turns out to be ma
Well, having bought everything and laid out the house, we realized that
There will be a lot of drunk people, but few drunk people.
And realizing that they obviously weren’t going home,
to think about spending the night. Calling a friend againus, I confronted them with the fact that the places
not enough for such a party (but as they say, in
one bed can accommodate four bourgeois, or
20 (twenty) cyberpunks), to which they responded
They thought they took care of everything. But the first
their question was: Is there a lot of booze?
Of course you can calm him down and tell him what to do
my you won’t come sober. He was happy (as
you probably realized that I was only talking
but with one person, and not with everyone, but different
some questions are not at all significant (for
returned). After calling the girls, I said that we
We bought everything, but you will cook, not us.
It didn’t take long to persuade, but it took a long time
waited.....But here they come. Well, as usual-
but gifts, and all sorts of wishes, all this is not
the point, and I'm omitting it. The party was scheduled for 10, but
the clock is already 8:E1:25 (I vaguely remember how-
it was time, but I remember that it was no more than 9-
that's for sure).
with drinking, or rather preparing containers, and
of course, by washing it (only two glasses -
ov). Having asked the girls what we told them
not needed, we continued drinking... Passed
hour, and no one is there. I’ve already drunk 1 liter of vodka, I’m
I’m no longer sober, but not drunk.
Taking a bottle of beer (I shouldn’t have interfered), I became a sconce
talk about spec, about asm and about party. So
We didn’t even notice how half an hour flew by, once
ve that the body has become dirty, because... I've already had a drink
specifically, but it was like that for medon't give a fuck. After all
my day of celebration......Party begins......
Of course, the first toasts were to everything good.
And what follows is about nothing, but about something philosophical
skom, I vaguely remember what we were talking about then
li. I remember how, after getting drunk, I was
sniffed to rub people on the spec, on its cool-
that one, but everyone there was RS, and naturally on
we didn’t do this kind of bullshit, but I’m still the only one
persuaded me to go to zx.ru and download the emulsion,
I’ll say right away, the day before departure, I went to
nvmu and he had a mul, and was loaded with ca-
some magazine, the fact is that he wasn’t laughing
with my laughter, I was simply in shock. That's what
means propaganda.
We sat for a long time, until about 2 a.m., then when
Yes, they devoured everything they had, some didn’t really
the sober ones offered to make their own alcohol, they
even developed everything from the formula to the substances
It was something I’ll say, I’m still this drunk
I didn’t see it. But then a proposal followed
go get more containers. But everyone was too lazy,
then they decided to go with the whole crowd; but now before
put 26 drunk people falling out of the house and with
loudly swearing and moving towards
store, but only one entered the store.Ku-
nub There are bottles of gin and one more box of beer, but
I quietly drank one bottle of vodka, I thought
in the morning, yeah, it would be better in the morning... it’s late,
but still....
Arriving happily at the hut, we decided to
enjoy drinking, but because... nothing anymore
it was, but it wasoffer to go for nelme
yum; cast lots (played with matches)
....I went. Having bought 11 packs of dumplings (one
of which were never disclosed, because a lot
lo already), cooked, ate and began to drink.
After drinking everything, we decided to go hang out on the street.
The metro and all other transport are not working
tal, then walked, or rather one carried another
gogo and the other. We moved en masse to the Nev-
skiy, luckily it wasn’t too far as it seemed (
It’s not for nothing that they say: when you’re drunk, the sea is knee-deep).
Having reached it at 4 am, we ran to look for
The nearest liquor store is
nutkob, having discovered, stocked up. We moved to
the nearest secluded and quiet place where everyone
the matter was quickly resolved. Some of the people were already ready
like me, well, I realized that I had enough. Feelings -
I think a hangover is coming, but I think it’s ok
but (but in fact it was it).
he gets drunk, and then I remember that the best
hangover cure for ME - ice cream(
fucking esthete). But the whole point is that at 4 am
finding ice cream is the same problem as
get home drunk (I completely
I forgot where I live). And I start yelling at the good
swearing so that they would serve me ice cream, naturally
but I don’t get anything, although no, I heard in
your address a couple of unkind sounds (they were
mats).But the sound reached me as if
flushing the toilet, it turns out my friend
gan decided to use my shoe as a
your toilet and decidedpuke on him, but
because I was still figuring something out, but I was already
freely drunk and my body demanded relief
(I felt like vomiting, but didn’t want to), yes
and at the sight of a person who burps something -
sounds like a cat, I couldn’t restrain myself and started...
It’s like this picture, two people on the street, hugging
they are regurgitating their opinions about Russia, I personally
but showed his opinion on the PC. Having done his job
Having washed myself in the Neva River, I sobered up and continued
lived, but it’s 6 o’clock in the morning, everyone’s starting
there is a violent hangover. This is a worthy spectacle
Oscar Award for Best Actor. So
How have I never seen such faces, ready for the
to cut anyone with a bottle of beer, but because... I'm for-
so plummy, I still have a few left
bottles of beer, which we drank together. Dev
chonki, but they held up well, because... drank me-
smaller than us, they brought everyone into a state, and, well,
We also did something. In general, that’s not the point.
Having recovered, having put himself in order, I left -
We liked hanging around St. Petersburg, because... would do-
there was nothing and the girls promised that it would help
I need to clean the house.
Enachit we took the metro and drove off. Along the road
hey part of the people mysteriously disappeared somewhere,
which is very strange, but “the truth is out there”
or there, well, that’s not the point, it means that having arrived in Pros-
vet (m. Prosveshcheniya), bought shawarma, had a snack -
whether and nofig in kohoteatp (one thing I don’t understand is
Mayu: why the hell go there??).After watching the film,
I don’t remember the title, but it (the film) is perfect for me
but noI liked it. But after looking at it, we left -
and let's go for a walk around Prosvet, because... time
It wasn't long before we went home, cleaned up,
we hung out, drank some beer and decided to get drilled in
"Prosvet" (such a club), with snida and with tr-
howl. After smoking we went; there was something going on in the subway
it's just creepy, we just really couldn't
place to sit (should have been at the club, not at home)
in "Prosvet" we hung out until the morning and in the
tears, we sank tea (:)), there I am in the strawberries
I’ve never been so distracted before, and in the morning
We are cheerful, but we drove along in a bad mood
This is how I spent my birthday, my 18th
years. Everything that is written here is the PURE TRUTH,
but the fact is that I didn’t write everything here,
because I forgot a lot. Why is the number so
It's like I arrived from St. Petersburg yesterday.
Well, that's all about the party.
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