Humor - Quote of the week. Joke.

                           Quote of the week
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...the guys and the girl (?!) are going to release another one
literary publication - PENTHOUSE.
                                                    (Paradox#00)

NEXT> Hmmm, it’s a shame when our computer publications are like this
laconic in the comments.  But just imagine,
how much the information level of the newspaper would rise. Well what the
skimpy news, dry comments... They gave out a sensation, but
The rest was left to the readers to figure out for themselves. After all, after all
want to know what language this will undoubtedly be encoded in
hit magazine.  One can only guess whether it will be Basic,
Pascal, or maybe I can’t wrap my head around it... COBOL???

We can only hope that the information blockade will be lifted and
will be able to find out at least some details.

                              Anecdote
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Well, now NEXT's new section. Thanks to the FUNNY mini-magazine and
Freeman for sending in the anecdote.

  A 'blue' man stands on the highway and votes. Stopping-
There is a 'Mercedes'. 'Blue' says in a thin voice:
- Honey, can you give me a ride?
- Fuck you, bugger!!!
The Volvo stops. 'Blue' again:
- Honey, can you give me a ride?
- Fuck you, bugger!!!
'Blue' thinks: "Let me act like a man this time."I'll say..."
'Zaporozhets' stops:
- Man! Can you give me a ride to the city?
- Well, sit down, honey...