Hoax of the day - Today 10.09 Layer called...

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               │ Date: 09.11.97 Time: 21:15 │
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                            Deception of the day
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McMAKER 2 ALL:

Today is 10.09. Layer called and asked to convey,
whathis ABILITY BBS is open from 23.00 to 06.00,
and he also promised that FUNNY 4 would be released.

 NEXT> ABILITY BBS did not work yesterday, I checked it myself. So,
 someone stabbed someone!