Total jokes - Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).

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 (R) IRONMAN


 COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS

Tutorial for junior and intermediate students
			educational staff.

				 "In civilian life you don't need fools.
					       That's why I'm here."
					  Unknown ensign.


410. - What will you have left from military affairs?
     - Title!

411. You must prove that you are not a bear on a bicycle, but a stool
     5th year dent.

412. In the army everything is parallel and perpendicular.

413. Intellectual work with the biceps of the right hemisphere.

414. You need to fill your hand before you fill your face.

415. You need to do it not as best, but as it should be.

416. The layout should not match the area, but be beautiful.

417. Here's a mop, go to the antenna and clear up the interference.

418. The headquarters on the map is indicated by a triangular flag.

419. Comrade cadet! You have your own head behind your shoulders.

420. Company! Left shoulder forward, right shoulder back.

421. Comrade cadet!  Don't think that you are smarter than you...

422. Show that you are, after all, from Moscow State University, and not from some other
     goy sharashkina office.

423. A crack is an oblong dent in metalwith oval
     edges.

424. Why are you yearning here like Alyonushka by the stream with the gray wolf?

425. Each person has his own body.

426. Fighting in the city is not in the field, so it is not necessary to build trenches
     to eat and dig barricades.

427. Any uniform, but not panties.

428. It is better to open it three times than to show it once.

429. For me, at least tumbleweeds won’t grow here...