╔════════════════──────── ─────────────────── ───════════════════╗ │ PRINTED WITH CONTINUATION. │ ╚════════════════─────────────── ───────────────════════════════╝ (R) Fedin Pavel HUNDRED STORIES ABOUT THE CHUKCHA (end) 86. Once upon a time, a new one was introduced into the Olympic sports: scoring nails head. Competitions are taking place. French speaking athlete. He hammered two nails and they carried him away with a broken head. An American athlete performs. He hammered three nails - and he was carried away - or with a broken head. Chukchi speaking. Hammered fifty nails. The result is announced: the US athlete took first place, second The French athlete took the place, the Chukchi took third place. Chukchi- Our coaches were offended and went to find out why only the third. "Ah your athlete actually broke the rules: he hammered nails into the head - mi down." 87. The Chukchi says: “However, a large bird appeared in the mountains, love- hey carries! The Chukchi shot three times before the man was released. tila. It's called a hang glider!" 88. Once they sent two dogs and Chukchi into space. I went first turn, they call from the ground: “Squirrel!” - "Woof!" - "Press red button!" - "Woof! Woof!" The second round has begun. "Arrow!" - "Woof!" - "Press the white button!" - "Woof! Woof!" The third one wentcoil. "Chukchi!" - "Woof!" - “What are you barking,.....! Feed the dogs and watch nothing - don't touch it!" 89. One day Chukchi hired himself to paint a steamboat. Painted it. Came to- mission to accept work. They look and say: “Chukchi, why are you Did you only paint the ship on one side?” - "However, the Chukchi do not fool! The Chukchi read the agreement, it says: Chukchi - on one side - “We, Rechflot, are on the other side!” 90. One day a Chukchi comes from the store and carries a refrigerator. His they ask: “Chukchi, why do you need a refrigerator? You don’t even need to turn it on.” nowhere to read?" - “However, the Chukchi is not a fool! The Chukchi also buys a socket - drank!" 91. One day the Chukchi sits in the tent. Suddenly a little man flies into the chum, begins to spin around the ceiling and says: “I am Carlson!” The Chukchi asks: “Where is your comrade?” - "Which comrade?" - "Well what about Friedrichson..." 92. A Chukchi came from Moscow and says: “However, oranges ate! The taste is just like..." - "Seal?" - “No...” - “Deer?” - "No, it tastes... like... intercourse!" 93. One day, friends sent Chukchi a New Year’s package: mandarin us and red caviar. The Chukchi writes a letter in response: “You have received the parcel- Lee, thank you very much for the tangerines. And we threw away the cranberries - she smells like fish." 94. Once the Chukchi were asked: “Do you listen in your Chukotka enemy radio? - "Yes." - “So what are they saying?” - "Yes, that's it" more frightening." - “How do they scare you?” - “And like this: oo-oo-oo!” 95. Once the Chukchi tookwith you on the Russian hunt. They go, they see - den. The Chukchi threw a stone there, an enraged man crawled out of the den the bear and rushed at the hunters. The Chukchi rushed to his heels, followed by Russian, behind them is a bear. They run, they run, then the Russian realized, that he has a carbine hanging on his shoulder. He tore off his carbine while running, turned around and killed the bear outright. Chukchi comes up and says: "However, the Russian hunter is a bad hunter. Why did he kill now? bear? I had to run home first, but now who will he be protected? 96. Once the Chukchi were asked which ambassadors he knew. "However, I know “Ambassador Extraordinary”, I know “Ambassador Plenipotentiary” and I know "ambassador to..." 97. The Chukchi sits and says: “The Chukchi is tired today, oh, tired - tal!" They ask him: "Why are you tired?" - "However, I thought today. Very tired." - "Why so tired?" - "However, today is... I thought three times." 98. Two Chukchi are sitting, sawing a bomb. A man passes by. "Hey, you what are you doing, it’s going to explode!” - “However, it’s okay, we have another no! " 99. Two Chukchi are talking: “However, Nikolashka is a fool - imp- rator was.." - "Why?" - "Because the Americans pro- gave, but not Chukotka." 100. Chukchi is walking, wearing a cap with four visors. Ask him say: “Chukchi, well, a visor in front and a visor in the back - understand that it’s possible, but why the visors on the sides?” - “However, so that the noodles keep your ears open!"
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