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 (R) Fedin Pavel


 HUNDRED STORIES ABOUT THE CHUKCHA
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86. Once upon a time, a new one was introduced into the Olympic sports: scoring
nails head. Competitions are taking place.  French speaking
athlete. He hammered two nails and they carried him away with a broken head.
An American athlete performs. He hammered three nails - and he was carried away -
or with a broken head. Chukchi speaking. Hammered fifty nails.
The result is announced: the US athlete took first place, second
The French athlete took the place, the Chukchi took third place.  Chukchi-
Our coaches were offended and went to find out why only the third.  "Ah
your athlete actually broke the rules: he hammered nails into the head -
mi down."

87. The Chukchi says: “However, a large bird appeared in the mountains, love-
hey carries! The Chukchi shot three times before the man was released.
tila. It's called a hang glider!"

88. Once they sent two dogs and Chukchi into space.  I went first
turn, they call from the ground: “Squirrel!”  - "Woof!"  - "Press red
button!" - "Woof! Woof!" The second round has begun. "Arrow!" - "Woof!" -
"Press the white button!" - "Woof! Woof!" The third one wentcoil. "Chukchi!"
- "Woof!" - “What are you barking,.....! Feed the dogs and watch nothing -
don't touch it!"

89. One day Chukchi hired himself to paint a steamboat. Painted it. Came to-
mission to accept work. They look and say: “Chukchi, why are you
Did you only paint the ship on one side?” - "However, the Chukchi do not
fool! The Chukchi read the agreement, it says: Chukchi - on one side -
“We, Rechflot, are on the other side!”

90. One day a Chukchi comes from the store and carries a refrigerator.  His
they ask: “Chukchi, why do you need a refrigerator? You don’t even need to turn it on.”
nowhere to read?" - “However, the Chukchi is not a fool! The Chukchi also buys a socket -
drank!"

91. One day the Chukchi sits in the tent. Suddenly a little man flies into the chum,
begins to spin around the ceiling and says: “I am Carlson!”
The Chukchi asks: “Where is your comrade?” - "Which comrade?" - "Well
what about Friedrichson..."

92. A Chukchi came from Moscow and says: “However, oranges
ate! The taste is just like..." - "Seal?" - “No...” - “Deer?”  -
"No, it tastes... like... intercourse!"

93. One day, friends sent Chukchi a New Year’s package: mandarin
us and red caviar. The Chukchi writes a letter in response: “You have received the parcel-
Lee, thank you very much for the tangerines. And we threw away the cranberries - she
smells like fish."

94. Once the Chukchi were asked: “Do you listen in your Chukotka
enemy radio? - "Yes." - “So what are they saying?”  - "Yes, that's it"
more frightening." - “How do they scare you?” - “And like this: oo-oo-oo!”

95. Once the Chukchi tookwith you on the Russian hunt. They go, they see -
den. The Chukchi threw a stone there, an enraged man crawled out of the den
the bear and rushed at the hunters. The Chukchi rushed to his heels, followed by
Russian, behind them is a bear. They run, they run, then the Russian realized,
that he has a carbine hanging on his shoulder. He tore off his carbine while running,
turned around and killed the bear outright. Chukchi comes up and says:
"However, the Russian hunter is a bad hunter. Why did he kill now?
bear? I had to run home first, but now who
will he be protected?

96. Once the Chukchi were asked which ambassadors he knew.  "However,
I know “Ambassador Extraordinary”, I know “Ambassador Plenipotentiary” and I know
"ambassador to..."

97. The Chukchi sits and says: “The Chukchi is tired today, oh, tired -
tal!" They ask him: "Why are you tired?" - "However, I thought today.
Very tired." - "Why so tired?" - "However, today is...
I thought three times."

98. Two Chukchi are sitting, sawing a bomb. A man passes by. "Hey, you
what are you doing, it’s going to explode!” - “However, it’s okay, we have another
no! "

99. Two Chukchi are talking: “However, Nikolashka is a fool - imp-
rator was.." - "Why?" - "Because the Americans pro-
gave, but not Chukotka."

100. Chukchi is walking, wearing a cap with four visors. Ask him
say: “Chukchi, well, a visor in front and a visor in the back - understand that
it’s possible, but why the visors on the sides?” - “However, so that the noodles
keep your ears open!"


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