╔════════════════──────── ─────────────────── ───════════════════╗ │ CONTINUOUS JOKS │ ╚════════════════─────────────── ───────────────════════════════╝ (R) IRONMAN COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS Tutorial for junior and intermediate students educational staff. "In civilian life you don't need fools. That's why I'm here." Unknown ensign. 290. My instructions are not eliminated. 291. The alarm will sound unexpectedly at 4 o'clock in the morning. 292. Draw, draw, Paganini... 293. Burn especially secret documents before reading! 294. Don’t drink a lot of water, otherwise all the water will come out on your back in the form of salt. 295. Shake the trees, collect leaves. 296. Landmark: pine with birch top - lonely tree in forest. 297. Walkie-talkie on an armored personnel carrier, not on semiconductors. 298. Comrade student, why did you come to classes at the military cafe? wood in the pants of the army of the most expected enemy? 299. My friend and I were walking through a minefield, then he was ahead, then I'm behind. 300. If you give such a cadet a crystal dick, he will break it too. 301. At the institute you can even wear bras, but before the military You are obligated by this department to remove them. 302. You may not shine with your mind,but you have to shine with your boots! 303. Collection at 18.00, otherwise - big arrow at the top, small below. 304. How to get rid of snoring? Sleep with a gas mask! 305. On the train, a woman fell and began to be beaten. When it got beat - she got up. 306. I don’t work, I just run to the toilet without having time to take off my belly. ki. 307. The manager looks at my face, my face is beautiful. 308. I have never been a drunkard, and I never will be unless I die. 309. I announce a severe reprimand with a punch to the chest...
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