╔════════════════──────── ─────────────────── ───════════════════╗ │ CONTINUOUS JOKS │ ╚════════════════─────────────── ───────────────════════════════╝ (R) IRONMAN COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS Tutorial for junior and intermediate students educational staff. "In civilian life you don't need fools. That's why I'm here." Unknown ensign. 250. Low results, but there are all the possibilities for this! 251. It includes... 252. Get really involved and become human! 253. This gas causes headaches in the muscles and bones. 254. Why don’t you clean up the order? 255. You reported to me here, comrade cadet... 256. And I have the right for him to say something like that. 257. We achieved better results with him. 258. The lieutenant colonel is sitting and the students are sleeping in front of him. 259. On the command “equal”, we turn our right head. 260. Worse, could you study better? 261. Not everyone immediately became gods. 262. All as one - go cross-country! If you can't run, crawl, but that's it anyway, go. 263. Why do you throw lightning? So you can make some noise. 264. Just as nothing was done here, it never happened. 265. Clean up everything around the garbage, I agreed with the brooms. 266. But each of you -adults! 267. You don’t struggle enough with your appearance. 268. It is necessary to restrain comrades from unworthy actions that go AWOL. 269. Report to me the operation of a diesel engine.
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