Total jokes - Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).

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 (R) IRONMAN


 COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS

Tutorial for junior and intermediate students
			educational staff.


				 "In civilian life you don't need fools.
					       That's why I'm here."
					  Unknown ensign.


230. The pistol is always carried on a strap so as not to lose it.

231. All storage facilities must have gates.

232. You have to work in the morning, after lunch, and on weekends
     on construction sites in droves.

233. Greet those who cut their hair bald!

234. Garbage is collected in bins. Mechanize the cleaning, pull the lever -
     everything fell out!

235. No one lives outside the barracks - neither in the fire town, nor in
     pigsty, etc.

236. What destroys a commander?  Drunkenness, theft, women. Don't drink
     don't walk, don't steal! If you still work, glory itself
     will find you!

237. In military-patriotic education, writers should play
     the biggest violin.

238. Failure to comply with safety precautions results in the death of human beings.
     human victims.

239. When the authorities arrive, the squadron commander is foaming
     mouth (or without foam, it depends onhow he treats
     his official duties), rushes around the airfield.

240. Sports uniform - shorts and slippers. Who doesn't have boots and
     T-shirt

241. Now you will go to the camps, and your mothers will be with me
     dyakh sob.

242. If war starts, I will no longer be with you.

243. There’s a lot of ambition, my mother fattened me up on sausages and sour cream!

244. A tank is a strong anti-tank weapon.

245. Don’t know what to write about in the combat leaflet?! Two or three small
     notes, a ribbon, tearing a chest, here is a naked woman and
     inscription: "HUMOR".

246. When the “Air raid” signal is given, the squad takes cover in the rubble
     whether. Don't be afraid, this is not the crevice you're looking for here.
     enough.

247. In the Chinese army, along with tactical maneuvers, “bypass” and
     "coverage" they came up with another one: seepage in small groups
     numbering a million.

248. It was invented that they created a tank.

249. And here the current goes on and on... and turns into voltage.