╔════════════════──────── ─────────────────── ───════════════════╗ │ CONTINUOUS JOKES │ ╚════════════════──────── ─────────────────── ───════════════════╝ (C) SPEED INFO (R) RINDEX His girls cheekily call us at any time of the day or night. If I pick up the phone, they pretend that they have the wrong number. Sometimes even They call in a male voice. I really love the “Total Jokes” section. Probably because that I myself am a complete joke, the girls have nothing but laughter I call. My husband and I sleep in a walk-through room, and my grandmother has become kind tradition, in the midst of passions, to shuffle past the bed with with the words: “Oh, my grief! I’m sick to my stomach again!” I was packing him for a business trip. I reached into my suitcase - there was a lot of condoms. What did he come up with, they say it’s for his gifts? business partners... ---------------------------------------------------------------- (R) IRONMAN COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS Textbook for junior and intermediate students educational staff. "In civilian life you don't need fools. That's why I'm here."Unknown ensign. 190. You dig around like a pig in oranges, you don’t know where the edge is, but where is the end! 191. Collection at 10 o'clock. Who has an electronic watch - in 1000. 192. How does this headache hurt? It's just one bone, it can't hurt come! 193. Are your boots too tight? There are no narrow boots, there are wrong boots gi! 194. You are as useful as a glass hammer! 195. What to write on the cover of a political notebook? Come up with some write some quote from Lenin! 196. It’s not that I’m bald, it’s just that my parting is so wide! 197. Don't insult me! I was insulted by highly qualified Bathroom Specialists! 198. Do you think that since I’m a lieutenant colonel, I don’t understand anything? By the way, I went to school too! 199. Cadet! Strengthen your moral and political readiness for pre- for the upcoming camp term! 200. Who are you sleeping with? 201. Who are we sitting? 202. You still know a lot! 203. If you do not accustom yourself to work, then it will be poorly accomplished. but! 204. Quickly report to me about the availability of personnel! 205. Draw anywhere, just in the center! 206. So that tomorrow everyone will stand up like corks from a bottle! 207. Before leaving the unit, think in two directions - yah: is it unsafe, do the garrison need you. 208. How to wet a bandage if there is no water? Think about it! 209. Teenagers under 16 and older are not enrolled in the formation 60 лет.
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