╔════════════════──────── ─────────────────── ───════════════════╗ │ PRINTED WITH CONTINUATION. │ ╚════════════════──────── ─────────────────── ───════════════════╝ (C) Andrey Shcherbakov (R) Fedin Pavel THREE SISPS ───────────── - Why are you stuck? - he asked through the door. -- Wolf! -- Grey? -- Very!!! - Well, what do I have to do with it? - He'll eat it! -- You? -- Well! “Hm... Perhaps we should let him in,” he said reluctantly. Steel-Steel and began to rummage in his pockets in search of the key. - Good What's the weather like outside? - he asked through the door. - What is the weather!!! Wolf!!!!! - Oh, well, yes, Wolf... Steel-Steel finally found the key and opened the door. And just on time - it was not for nothing that I said above that he was honest, decent - big pig? - at the same time, on the outskirts of the clearing appeared groaning Wolf. Such runs always tired him, especially since Lately we have started to come across some harmful and uncooperative game. Wolf The Gray slowly walked up to the door and knocked. - Get out! - the piglets said in unison. - We are busy!!! - Oh, - the Wolf was offended, - you think you have a metal door - and you can do everything? What kind of disgusting is this - to force st-Will a sick Wolf rush after you through the entire forest? - The wolf almost- You literally cried. The ashamed piglets fell silent. “Okay, get out in a good way,” said the Wolf, wiping his belt. a tear that fell just inappropriately. - I really want to eat... - We won’t get out! - said Steel-Steel. - Why are you so harmful? - the Wolf was surprised. - And you will eat us! - Ice-Ice grunted. - Of course, but it’s your own fault... - How are we to blame? - I already said it! - But we don’t remember! “Hey, you pigs,” growled the completely angry Wolf. - If you are not now, then I count to three... Stop pushing! - What-what? The enraged Wolf began to hammer away at the very place where I tried in vain to describe the swarm above, through the metal door. That from- was called a dull sound, or rather, there were not even sounds. “Hm,” thought the Wolf, “here we need a tank... Oh, I really need this PCBoard!" Suddenly a Terrible Cunning came to the Wolf in his gray wolf-like fishing Out loud he said: - Okay, you disgusting stinking pigs, I realized that you are thin- juicy and unfed and leaving... And the Wolf masterfully imitated the “removal”, stamping on the fallen leaves in the clearing, and then disappeared behind the nearest birch tree with a crooked with an advertisement for Head-n-Shoulders shampoo pasted on it (Products "Pro-Marx and Leninmble" company). The piglets in the house became wary... - Left, or what? -said Ice-Ice. - He's gone, lamer! - Steel-Steel grunted joyfully. And the happy piglets, who had just not been eaten, began to say roll around the house, and almost started a fire, almost knocking over the stove ku-potbelly stove, so Wolf’s lunch and dinner (it was nearing noon) nu) could have been a little overcooked. Suddenly a menacing knock on the door interrupted their fun. There is a stain on the floor house with piglets for reasons unknown to pig science two neat puddles appeared. - Who's there? - Steel-Steel asked through the door. - I’m a f-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-d user, I came to the lord Yes-a-am SysOp for new software and brought a lot, a lot of stuff de-e-ey! And in general, I’m the same sheep that got away from herds... Well, in general, you know! - they answered from behind the door. - Sheep? - Ice-Ice asked thoughtfully. - Well, we can have a sheep - but let her go... She's not a Wolf. -- Certainly! The wolf is he, not she! Head! Shall we let in? - Let's go... Do you have new software? - No, no... What about you? - And I don’t have one. Okay, the main thing is that there are acorns. Steel-Steel took out the key and began to anxiously poke around with it. castle - Sheep! - he called. -- What? - A rough, low voice answered from behind the door. - We'll let you in... Why is your voice so strange? “I drank cold beer,” said the Wolf gloomily. Due to its low his tuneless voice six years ago he was not accepted intoState Philharmonic named after the Gnusins. - A-ah-ah! Well, since it’s beer, then it’s understandable... Steel-Steel is right Finally, he got hold of the lock and opened the door wide. Gray vs. showed him his face and big angry red eyes, How wrong he was. He couldn’t close the door back - the Wolf’s reaction was faster... The Gray Wolf, angrily snapping his jaws and dropping saliva, tried push the piglets into a corner, but... as they say, behind two hares... That is, no, you'll chase two piglets - absolutely you won't have lunch... Steel-Steel rushed to the right, Ice-Ice - to the left, together they op- They threw the monitor at the Wolf and broke free. The fear of being on the Wolf's evening menu gave them strength - pigs - at a speed that cannot even be described, they rushed across the su. They were heading to Pig-Pig's house, and he lived on the edge of the forest, so we had to run far. Pig-Pig immediately guessed that the piglets were in danger, so he immediately let them into his house, raised the bridge over the moat and placed the muzzle of a heavy machine gun into the loophole. The Wolf who crawled two hours later, completely exhausted, is a little puzzled. - Pigs! - he called across the moat. Nobody responded. - Pigs!!! - Gray Wolf called louder. “Speak,” said Pig-Pig lazily, leaning out the window and adjusting the hoof to the handle of the machine gun. - Yes, I am, it’s okay... --Nothing like that,” said Steel-Steel, leaning out another window. - He wanted to eat us! “Oh, that’s it,” said Pig-Pig and fired a test burst. A dozen bullets, buzzing like evil bumblebees, with which the Gray Wolf is not could have gotten along last summer while chasing Winnie the Pooh (oh God, what does Winnie the Pooh have to do with it?), rushed over his head and made neat holes in the one standing three steps from him oak. “Voroshilov shooter,” said Ice-Ice admiringly. - Some kind of idiot! - shouted the Wolf, leaning out for a moment - coming from the bushes. An additional queue forced him to change his base location. niya, because the bushes have become unsuitable for this. - And that’s how I used a grenade! - promised the Wolf. - But you don’t have it! - Pig-Pig grunted joyfully. “They know everything...” said the Gray Wolf under his breath, feminine A sudden burst of fire forced him to duck low. Wolf declared that he did not like it at all, and, taking it out of his pocket a dirty, snotty handkerchief began to wave it. - Capitulates! - the piglets squealed joyfully. “Naturally,” said the Wolf offended. - If I had automatic... “But, but,” said Pig-Pig, putting his snout to the sight. “I’m silent...” said Wolf The Gray. - And I’m leaving... “Come on, come on,” said Pig-Pig. The Gray Wolf crawled on his belly behind an oak tree and pretended to wow, whatit actually gets deleted. - Do we believe him? - asked Steel-Steel. “Well, yes,” said Ice-Ice. - He left once already... This is his favorite word. “Of course,” said Pig-Pig, loading a new clip into the auto- mat. And Wolf The Gray really planned a dirty trick. He noticed that very, very close to Pig-Pig’s house on- The sewer is in use. Although he was disgusted to climb into the stinking jungle of the sewer, but he wanted dinner even more. Taking a compass from an unidentified animal running nearby (I don’t know why this animal ended up with it), Wolf I covered my nose and dove into the sewer stream. He got to the point of being taken to Pig-Pig's house quite quickly. Tru- True, they would have been slippery and smelled unpleasant, but the Wolf was tolerant Liv... It is unknown what would have happened in the future with the three piglets - mi-sisopyata, if only on the evening before the events described here Ice-Ice didn't think of having a big meal. Due to this factor, just after the shootout... then there is no, the shelling of the Wolf the pig felt the urge to visit an establishment popularly called "We and Jo". Having arrived at this establishment, sound, he heard bubbling and indecent sounds in the sewer pipes. expressions (this was the Wolf climbing the pipe, cursing himself for passion for pork). Piglet got scared, the factor instantly disappeared,and Ice-Ice hastened to call Pig-Pig to show him a suspicious th behavior of plumbing. Pig-Pig was a smart pig and knew the possible treachery of Vol- ka, that’s why he always had boiling water at hand... As soon as the nasty gray... that is, why gray? pro- tive brown... no, not even that, not brown, but opposite- the color of childish surprise and adult fear muzzle The wolf, angrily chattering its teeth, appeared in the toilet, the following happened: blowing: First, Steel-Steel hit Wolf over the head with a frying pan Teflon coating - the branded frying pan did not let you down, Wolf to really didn’t bother her (in my opinion, there’s no need to mention that it was heated red-hot to extremize the experimental conditions ta). The wolf said "Ay!" Second, Ice-Ice hit Wolf in the nose with a saucepan. Three times. The wolf said "Oh!!" And thirdly, Pig-Pig poured a whole kettle of ki- heel The Wolf had nothing to say to this. With a terrible howl, he fell into the toilet, in “We and Jo” there was a smell of pa- lined wolf hair and something else. The wolf traveled through the sewer pipes to the nearest outlet, where in theory they should have treated him better, he jumped out completely but a friend, peace-loving “We and Jo,” and about twenty minutes were- Gal around this saving place. You might be asking - why? And I will answer: I don’t know. It was probably getting cold. Heswore never to appear in these places... THE END P.S. Well, I offended the Wolf... :(
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