╔════════════════──────── ─────────────────── ───════════════════╗ │ CONTINUOUS JOKES │ ╚════════════════──────── ─────────────────── ───════════════════╝ (C) SPEED INFO (R) RINDEX She was still burning with passion, like the Vesuvius volcano in Kamchatka One day in the toilet I discovered that my testicles were different colors, one is much darker. Three doctors examined me, one of them - professor, and everyone was at a loss. Correct diagnosis of post- Vila's wife: she says that when I sunbathed on the beach, I always one testicle was sticking out... It was just tanned! Please na- print my story, let everyone know what kind of doctors there are... After our wedding, my husband lived, I must say, a lot... I belong to people of a rare and non-traditional sexual origin. entations. What it is, I have not yet figured out myself. Don't consider me old-fashioned, but for me the only husband is rank in the world is my husband. All others in bed hold a candle to him are not suitable. ---------------------------------------------------------------- (R) IRONMAN COLLECTION OF STATEMENTSSOVIET OFFICERS Textbook for junior and intermediate students educational staff. "In civilian life you don't need fools. That's why I'm here." Unknown ensign. 170. This device remains operational at temperatures re up to -500 degrees Celsius. - Comrade Major, but absolute zero is -273 degrees! - We provide you with the latest, secret information! 171. What does it matter to me? 172. Shut your tongue, comrade cadet! 173. If you are on layoff, do not meet strangers. 174. If you are a slob, write this on your forehead, I will read it, and everything will immediately become clear to me. 175. The car jumped and ran over the soldier. 176. In the States they invented a new bullet - without a casing, now to it invent a machine gun. 177. No matter how you violate discipline, you still have to suffer from it shouldn't. 178. It is necessary to eliminate everyone who is not on the Komsomol accounting 179. In a week, identify the best propagandists. 180. These problems, unfortunately, are not being solved, but in general they are being resolved I can sew. 181. There are no more people willing to speak, so we’ll have to resort to strength. 182. I speak to you in the most Russian language! 183. You don’t have to wash the floors every day, but at least every day! 184. And during laboratory work games begin: one in oscilloscope Raf looks, and the other scratches his sides. 185. You are from the Stone Age, and I am fromwooden. 186. You have the humor of the Stone Age: entered, stepped on, fell, broke- elk, and he stands and holds his stomach! 187. A wheel is a wheel, and there is no point in turning it! 188. Whoever quits smoking delays his end, whoever smokes - co- starts with cancer. 189. After the war, Germany was deployed into three equal lows.
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