Total jokes - I am the repeated owner of my own wife.

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  Natasha and I sat on our “happy bench” all winter
ke", and now it’s spring, at least get in line.                      
                                                                
 I am the repeated owner of my own wife.               
                                                                
 All my life I have to overcome barriers: study, marriage,
pe6ehok.                                                        
                                                                
 This redneckraped me, and at the trial he said that I was lying
naked, in an inviting pose, legs spread. What is now impossible and
lie down? Maybe I wasn’t expecting him at all.                        
                                                                
 She took off her fur coat, and there was nothing under the fur coat, and stood like that
dance. But I did not tolerate such familiarity.                
                                                                
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 (R) IRONMAN                                                    
                                                                
                                                                
  COLLECTION OF SPOKEN COBETCKNX OFFNCEROB            
                                                                
 Educational noco6ue for junior and intermediate students            
 educational staff.  "In civilian life, fools are not needed.
                                               That's why I'm here."
                                          Unknown ensign.
                                                                
                                                                
150. Comrade cadets! When a nuclear explosion is detected
     the most important thing is to turn your back to him so that steel
     the bayonet did not drip onto the reproductive organs or official organs
     boots.                                                    
                                                                
151. If a person sings, he is either drunk or an idiot.            
                                                                
152. One day I go into the nightstand. - I see there are slippers there
     knee-deep in mud. Well, I think I'll have these slippers tomorrow
     the outfit will go!                                              
                                                                
153. Why are there people in the storeroom, but no one? 154. Orderly, what's that stench in the barracks?!                       
 - Comrade Colonel, you didn’t stink!                   
                                                                
155. In the army everything is parallel and perpendicular.                 
                                                                
156 My last name is Major Repyev!                               
                                                                
157. And from 17 o'clock the snow will be cleared by the communists.              
                                                                
158. Don't make me deprive your future children of their father!       
                                                                
159. We crawl in a zigzag to this height.                            
 - Not a zigzag, but a zigzag, comrade major!                 
 - As I say, socrawl!                          
                                                                
160. Combat is the only means of achieving victory in battle.   
                                                                
161. I was late for work - I stood in the tram as if on fried cloves -
     dyakh.                                                       
                                                                
162. What ?! Where have you been? In the toilet?! You still went to the theater!
                                                                
163. Orderly! Why are your boots hanging in the hallway?!   
                                                                
164. Why are you so little, you haven’t shaved again!                   
                                                                
165. Ntak, I give you a "three". I will not allow myself to be terrorized!
                                                                
166. When I was your age, I wore my boots down to my ass!
                                                                
167. They saw me - and came back?! Perhaps you'd rather have a scarecrow
     Type ?!                                                  
                                                                
168. Every fold on a soldier's blanket is a loophole for...
     spies of world imperialism!                            
                                                                
169. Comrade cadet! What's your last name?  Polovinkin?  Here's the
     When you are safe, then submit a report.