This Marazm appeared, what is called outside
queues. Digging through old books and magazines
oh I found a small book with colored
illustrations. Who screwed up this Marazm
- I don’t know, but I draw your attention to that
that the author wrote everything in all seriousness.
And the book is called "Where did I come from?"
So. Everything GREEN - by the author, BLUE -
my comments (I just can’t resist-
get away from them :))....
Opening remarks:
This book is about you...
And about me...
And about each of us...
WW: Well, its author is a Papuan :)
Prologue:
To you and all the children,
whose parents
too shy
what to tell
THE TRUTH...
WW: Then the beginning is like in Satan Pinguin:
Listen to me carefully my friend. You int-
asks the question “Who are you?”
WW: Absolutely!
I'll help you, baby. In this book I ra-
I’ll tell you where you came from and how it’s pr-
it happened. Mom and Dad told you that they-
did the stork bring you?
WW: Yeah :)
But you probably already know that everything is not
so in reality everything is much more complicated
and more interesting...
WW: Well, I hope so!
Big people give birth to little people.
WW: Government or what?
Remember this first of all. And now pre-
tell yourself: Mom and Dad are swimming together in
bathroom...
WW: I'll try now...
VeryInteresting!
WW: Almost like when you peek into a hole-
eat.
They are not exactly the same. Is it true ?
WW: You know better...
Maybe you've had to replace this before
part...
WW: I remember! They have different names.
If you imagine yourself in a bathtub, everything will be visible
much better!
WW: Better yet, take a Play Boy.
Dad and Mom differ not only in height,
but also the structure of the body. And some parts of those
but they are not at all similar.
WW: For what?
We even drew you two large drawings -
Nka, so that it would be more noticeable to you.
WW: I wouldn't have noticed without the drawing. By the way
For some reason the promised two pictures are missing
(maybe cut out by censorship?)
Chest
Look carefully at these drawings. Beginning
neither from above. Dad's chest is flat, and mom's
there are two round bumps in this place.
WW: Sorry I don’t see. Having gone through everything we know in our minds,
the types of cones that are natural to me, I had difficulty placing
on the female breast only cedar (not so
scales stick out in different directions :))
Their exact name (cones) is breasts. When
you were born, your mother's breasts were like
two milk bars.
WW: The kid, of course, already knows what it is
The bar and what they actually sell there...
This is how nature took care of you...
WW: From an early age, the word Bar is now firmly established
will sit in the fragile mind of the child.
After all, at this time you still have no teeth and
you can't chew a sausage sandwich-
oh, no fried potatoes, no cucumber -
nothing! You could have your own foodjust drink. Young
the food you fed on, you sucked from your breast
your mother. So thanks to my mother's breasts!
WW: Come again.
Let's travel further...
WW: Now, just give me a sip of something :)
The people in the pictures probably don't look like
your mom and dad. It doesn't matter!
WW: Considering that there are no drawings.
After all, all our main body parts are similar
and even yours.
Hips
You see, your mother’s body is widened below the waist.
bigger than daddy's body?
WW: No.
Do you know why?
WW: Probably because there is no drawing.
It's nature that has taken care of you again!
WW: Ahh! I will know whose hands it was.
After all, a child needs quite a lot of me-
hundred...
WW: What does the hips have to do with it?
This part of the body is called the hips. And this one-
Look just below the navel for an hour.
WW: Oops...
Do you see?
WW: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both men and women grow a lot here
fine hair (Don't worry - you have it too
will appear, but later)
WW: Oh, I already have... Am I a mutant?
Penis
Let's look further...
WW: Wait, I'm taking notes...
You see, the man has this hanging thing...
chka?
WW: And it's called, my friend: Impotence.
The woman doesn't have it. For boys it is obligatory
There really is. Over time, when you boys
ki...
WW: Blue moonaaaaaa :)
...as you grow older, all parts of your body will grow larger
our body, including this thing.
WW:This thing is something big!
It has many names. But that's right -
new name - Penis!
WW: Live forever, learn... And they told me,
what is this: X..
Vagina
Do you already know that women don't have penises?
WW: Now this is news!
Instead it has a small hole,
which is called the vagina.
WW: What... and they called it by the same name for me
to another...
It was from this hole that you appeared on St.
et.
WW: Prose of life.
So you remember these two names Penis and
Vagina?
WW: I even recorded it.
Then let's continue our story.
Thanks Mom, thanks Dad.
WW: The long-awaited picture: Dude and Dude,
in full negligee and disproportionate cha-
with the help of your body, hold hands while standing in the meadow.
In the distance you can see either a castle or a church.
Butterflies are flying, berries are sticking out of the ground (on
looks like blueberries). They both have idiotic smiles
on the face. The guy was terribly offended by nature - ta-
What kind of pod, a centimeter long, is still needed
find. For some reason the girl is already in the early stages
and pregnancy (or ate a lot?)...
In general, kukryniksy, and that’s all.
You already realized that the little man
Big people give birth: Man and Woman.
WW: I already understand. Thank you - enlightened me.
Know! You wouldn't exist if you didn't live on
your earth Dad and Mom. If your mom
fell in love with another man...
WW: Your Dad would have killed both of them.
...they would have had another child (But
not you!)
WW:Abydno...
If your dad loved another woman,
you wouldn't be there either.
WW: Dad turned out to be impotent after all?
Is it hard to believe?
WW: Yes.
But that's true! You could only be born to your own
mother and only thanks to the love of your mother and
dads.
So thank you Mom, thank you Dad for that
that you are!
WW: Thank you, Comrade Stalin, for our
nasty childhood!
The act of love and the conception of a child.
WW: Please be more specific with this...
You already know that some parts of the body
men and women are completely different.
WW: It’s hard to forget, you already told me about it
reminds me for the fourth time.
Remember what they are called correctly.
WW: Penis and Vagina.
Right! They are also called reproductive organs.
anami, i.e. participate in the conception of a child.
"Conception" means beginning.
WW: Slow down please, I'm recording!
How does Conception occur?
WW: Well... I could tell you, but I'm afraid
it won't be as accessible.
It all starts with love.
WW: Really so right away?
The wife and husband love each other very much.
WW: Come on, you're lying! It doesn't happen that way.
And when people are in love, they give each other
yup smiles, flowers, gifts.
WW: Got it. This is foreplay.
They like to be together for a long timecaress,
hug, kiss each other. Do it
most enjoyable in bed.
WW: Unexpected turn of events!
It's so warm and cozy here.
WW: What if they haven’t been drowned for two months?
Therefore, the conception of a child most often occurs
walks in bed. So husband and wife lie in
bed...
WW: And then the doorbell rang. Wife: "Oh, that's
husband!" Husband for clothes and out the window...
The husband loves his wife.
WW: Mystic!
He caresses and kisses her. And she kisses him.
They hug tightly. They really want
nice!
WW: I’ll feel good now too :)
And at this time the man's penis increases
WW: Quiet or what?
It becomes more elastic and hard than
usually. The man strives even closer
to approach a woman in order to merge with her into one
but whole. He squeezes her tighter in his arms.
WW: Uh... yo...
After all, he loves his wife very much.
WW: If I were him, I wouldn’t throw things like that
promises.
The husband hugs his wife even tighter...
WW: And finally strangled.
And he inserts his penis into her vagina. And mu-
This is very pleasant for men and women. This is on-
called an act of love.
WW: Wait, I'll write it down.
And then an amazing thing happens: from
penis leaking...
WW: It really ismarvelous.
...a light viscous liquid and poured into
woman's vagina.
WW: That's it dude, now you can't get away with it - for-
years old, there is a pregnancy.
From this moment the birth of re-
benka. Believe it or not, but from
This liquid created both you and me.
WW: It’s flooding... And all around are the dead with co-
they stand there and there is silence :)
This liquid is called sperm.
WW: I write down: “Sper-ma.” It will come in handy.
Fidgety sperm.
WW: Oh, those sperm! :)
Every drop of sperm contains a thousand little ones.
small grains - spermatozoa. They can
viewed only through a microscope.
WW: Microbes or something?
These little ones are very funny.
WW: That's for sure :)
As soon as they enter the vagina - immediately
rush in different directions.
WW: Why, so scary?
Each of them wants to get to the egg
tka, which is produced in women every
th month.
WW: How do you like the competition for one place?
And here is one of them - the fastest and most dexterous -
yay...
WW: Spartakiad right!
...meets the egg.
WW: And he'll give you a turnip.
They like each other...
WW: Yeah. And love happens between them. And poet-
then return to the previous chapter: "Love
act and conception of a child"
Their connection andbecomes the moment of conception
tia of the unborn child. It happens that two special
rmatazoid meet with two egg cells -
mi...
WW: Gangbang! And he said: Love, love.
...then two children will be born, if three sp-
The spermatozoon will unite with three ovules -
mi - three babies will be born. And so on...
WW: I especially liked: “And so he gave-
her..."
From conception to birth - nine months.
WW: And again the drawing: Kinder on the pot and
signature: 1 sperm. + 1 egg = 1 child;
Two kinders play ball and similar
signature, only "2"; Three kinders. One
with a rattle - two are jealous, the signature is
the same, but with "3". Apparently arithmetic...
A little person begins to grow inside the mother -
sheep (We don’t know who he is yet - a boy,
or girl).
WW: But we already guess that it’s in the air.
He eats what his mother eats.
WW: Parasitic means...
He is calm and warm there, inside his mother.
WW: At state-owned grub!
This part of the body in which the baby grows
called the uterus. You're probably interested in
It’s good to know what happens in these nine months
Syatsev?
WW: Yeah, my face really hurts.
First month
From a tiny, barely noticeable grain of
a little child gets tired - let it be
child girl.
WW: To usthe Tatars don't care.
She is no more than one of your teeth.
WW: Good comparison.
This baby already has arms, legs and
eyes.
Second month
WW: Very cool picture: That same clearing,
with a church in the background. The dude is worth it
already clearly pregnant. The berries are ripe, the leaves are
the ki withered, the butterflies flew away... Song!
Our little one...
WW: What do you have to do with it?
...not only arms and legs appeared, but
and fingers, elbows, knees. Her little
the face becomes expressive...
WW: That's it, I'm already tired of laughing and
write at the same time. If someone doesn't believe,
I can give this book to everyone who wants to read it.
tion in its entirety (I skipped some things, because I’ve already
I don’t have the strength to write this Marazm :)).
From all this I realized that after reading this,
undoubtedly written by a pathologist,
lmud - the child will be firmly and for a long time
to dream of horrors - evil penises, teeth -
thick vaginas and curly spermatozoa :)
The book style has been preserved. The pictures are described.
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