News - Uho started releasing leaflets with a strange slogan: “Did you buy a Modem?!

Phew, how do you like my memoirs? Well, now for the good old section
news. As far as I was able to verify, information is drawn from it
some other publications, for example Lprint.. Guys, not good for-
plagiarize! How to write in Help'e to the shell that design
designed and drawn by Werewolves'om - we can't do that. Well
So, please don’t poke your nose in here, otherwise I’ll break off your horns. Yes me too
I always want to ask Specter: where do you collect everything?
your news? After all, half of them are not true! First: Dema
Flashback has not been published and will NEVER be released (by the way, literate,
the name is written together) because Tankard conceived something more ambitious
offensive with a completely different name. Secondly, where could you
know when and how the next Marazm is being prepared?! I write all the insanity -
in ONE day! And no one can say with certainty when
Werewolves get drunk - it is not subject to any laws and regulations
completely unpredictable! And in general, stop misleading readers!
Shut this breed down, get out of sight! Lprint - Shit & Sux!!!
 It’s on this optimistic note ;) that I’ll start overclocking:
There are several news on the network. As many have already been able to find out, the open-
Dead bbs! And as it turned out, even those
with whom there was no connection before (though not everyone has yet). Sysop, this
gloomy server in a personal conversation with me ;) said that the main
The theme is bazaars, disputes, etc.In short, let's interact!!!
 After long and painful efforts, they finally broke Mythos! Pa-
Ren with enviable resilience tried to stir up our frostbitten
network and came across the complete and gloomy silence of everyone! But this is
started the right thing! He proposed and, most importantly, wrote a bunch of EH, on which
which only Werewolves responded to. The rest just downloaded STUPIDLY
They didn’t even get a word in. As a result, Mithos broke down and sent...
 A funny game was invented by Pioner! Having written the PASSWORD program, he
offered to solve a six-letter word... The first thing I entered would be-
lo: "pioner", "server", "speccy", "tr-dos", "fuck..", "shit..",
"sux...", "fuck you...;)". In general, what kind of word is there is known
to one Pioneer.
 Uho started producing leaflets with a strange slogan: “Did you buy
Modem?! Well, use it!!" It's funny that in the role of User, Uho
used Donkey. Subtle hint?! ;).
 Smokers, everyone will smoke;) Body. But they forgot (or didn’t want) to get up
add the new best newspaper Marazm to the list! I protest!
And I want to tell everyone: Another one came out in Minsk, it’s the fifth, it’s...
Anniversary issue of the Marazm newspaper.
 Freeman... where are you actually?! It seems to me that he drinks when
alone, at work and most likely hiding in a secluded corner,
no matter what they take away ;). Call us, let's drink together.
 A new user Misha (275-29-39) has appeared on the network. He has you-
bit is the chip responsible for Kempston and therefore it cannotuse ZX-Word'om. Maybe someone has Word, without Kemps survey-
ton, or remove it (Campston, of course, and not Mish ;))))
...well, why are Hackers weak?!
 Ars is going to Brest... Well, what did you forget there?! Beer for you
Is Minsk not enough? It’s funny that he had already gathered and even called the people.
But I didn’t go... That’s it Senya, the train has left, you’ll fly by plane ;).
 I'm announcing a competition! Who will force Hamer to respond to Messages? I
already hesitated. Hamer, do you have a conscience?! Or just STEREO-
TYPES??? ;) 
 NickSoft, aka Kolyay, successfully avoided the Army for three years! And
in connection with this and with me too ;) is thinking about a grandiose dungeon
ke this event. Buha' EM ALL ;;)
 Well, the last news, soon I have a Werewolf's birthday...
birthday (November 4). Valuable gifts, currency, gold are accepted
as a last resort BEER ;).

 Nothing is known about the rest; we must assume they are all sitting in
freezers... (get the hint? ;)).