Personality - I will tell you about real personalities of past times (not documented materials).

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║ Oh, what a great section Lprint came up with! I also decided ║
║ open one. And I will tell you about real personalities ║
║ past times (not documented materials). They are presented to me
║ delivered by the Western CIA (I have an uncle there with number 003 sign- ║
║ lives in the state)... And today you will learn facts from the life of a German- ║
║ a dictator, a certain Adolf G. (for obvious reasons, half- ║
║ we do not mention the new surname).                                 ║
║ Adolf G. was born in a small German village near Smol- ║
║ nskom. His father, a simple informer in the SRU (Rural Intelligence Agency)
║ Line Management) Berthold Figelman, was a true Aryan and ║
║ hated enemies (Zelman and Kantrapovich). Mom, Marya Pet- ║
║ Rovna, was a refugee from the eastern outskirts of a Chinese town ║
║ Seke-na-bitch. At that time the GDR was still a defunct power,
║ ruling the same as her. Young Adolf G. dreamed of ║
║ how it will grow and raise the decaying bourgeoisie to the top ║
║ Bourgeois-anti-democratic Jewish community. He read a lot of poly- ║
║ sotic literature, subscribed from overseas (Poland) anti-so- ║
║ secular leaflets, and during breaks between classes in the church ║
║ choir (he was the lead singer there),helped knock on dad. One day, ║
║ little Adolf G. spied how his church teacher ║
║ Saint Herman, commits adultery alone before reproduction - ║
║ to her "The Birth of Venus". Saint Herman daily punished his
║ their students for the fact that this picture is something someone is constantly doing ║
║ smeared. Seeing that this someone is none other than ║
║ Saint Herman himself, Adolf G., informed the pope about this. Saint ║
║ Herman was exiled for 15 years to distant Siberia (according to existing ║
║ even then agreements). It was then that young Adolf G. realized that ║
║ what power is and how to get to it. Having knocked on Kantrapovich ║
║ Zelman, he imprisoned him as an enemy of the people (allegedly for theft ║
║ government office glue, in large sizes) for 18 years. ║
║ Success turned the head of the young dictator and he decided to raise ║
║ bar. After being tormented for fifteen minutes by mental anguish, he ║
║ wrote a denunciation to the SRU that his father was Jewish. In the SRU, where his father is
║ worked for 8 years, at first they didn’t believe me. But looking at the family
║ Liya (Figelman) were terribly frightened and afraid of the hype, they
║ trilled. Having buried his father, Adolf sent his mother back to ║
║ the glorious city of Seke-na-suku (according to information, Adolf G. his ma- ║
║ loved). For a long time, Adolf was looking for approaches to Zelman. But ║
║ the old SRU officer was cunning and took G. to work with him. Life ║
║ flowed like clockwork. Daily executions of enemies of the people yes- ║║ a sense of power. Infuriated, Adolf G. gave orders - ║
║ ensuring that denunciations, slander and other incriminating evidence are written only - ║
║ in German (the bulk came in Hebrew or ║
║ in Ukrainian). Having sent Zelman to retire to Kurapaty, Ado- ║
║ the lf began to write letters to Moscow. Yosiv D. was already in power
║ sti and was terribly offended that Adolf G. forgot to attribute ║
║ at the end of trade agreements: “I kiss you, your Adya.” Then Joseph, ║
║ instead of answering, he spat in the envelope and sealed it, sending it to Ber- ║
║ Lin, where the SRU once grew into the Gestapo, and Adolf himself achieved - ║
║ sought recognition of his failing country, becoming its leader. Dis- ║
║ typing the letter, Adolf G. got upset and, drunk, sent it to ║
║ Moscow guns, tanks and manpower of a withering power, in order to
║ take revenge on the foolish Joseph and, at the same time, raise his morale - ║
║ to her frail nation. And so Adolf unleashed the Second World War! ║
║ Descendants don’t remember exactly how long it lasted (either five, or ║
║ three years...), but in the end, the Soviet Army fucked ║
║ his frail troops in full growth and each individually. Ca- ║
║ Adolf was exiled to the island of St. Herman, where he ║
║ died alone.                                         ║
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║ (Werewolves from the words of an uncle from the CIA, especially for the newspaper "Ma- ║
║ razm"). Use in otherssources - STRICTLY PROHIBITED ║