Iron! - As practice has shown, most of us work with black/white monitors...

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║ So, again advice from Hamer.... And today Hamer decided us ║
║ to amaze with an unprecedented discovery (I want to believe that it is on myself ║
║ didn’t test it....). As practice has shown, most of the ║
║ we work with black/white monitors... So ║
║ Hamer is sure that this is a factory glitch that can be easily fixed - ║
║ see! First, go to the store (but not to “Radio”!) and ║
║ buy gouache (if you have watercolor, then dilute it first) ║
║ keep it in the water). Carefully unscrew the working monitor and ║
║ try to remove the kinescope without disconnecting anything. Ready !? ║
║ Do you see a wire with a suction cup on the kinescope? Pull it out sharply ║
║ from the groove and stick your finger there (the little finger usually fits easily) ║
║ ke). A slight electric shock will indicate that everything while you are doing ║
║ that's right. Now you need a drill (manual!). Insert it ║
║ into the groove (after removing your finger from there) and not paying attention - ║
║ To avoid electric shocks, drill a hole. Eat? Great! Te- ║
║ do everything quickly and without delay: 1) Dial 03 and ║
║ say that you have appendicitis (otherwise they won’t come). 2) Fast ║
║ pour the prepared paints into the hole (be sure to
║ studies of the colors of the rainbow,starting with black). When bu- ║
║ the last (white) paint has been poured in, they must ring the doorbell ║
║ (valiant ambulance). If you're still alive, try to shut up ║
║ hole with plasticine and shake the contents. When your feet are on - ║
║ will begin to hum, hair will fall off the head, and the eyes will begin to sparkle - ║
║ crawl - crawl to open the door (otherwise it will be too late).... Pro- ║
║ after only a week in intensive care and another month in the general ward - ║
║ when you come home, you find that your monitor has acquired the desired - ║
║ my color!                                               ║
║ All copyrights of developments are reserved. Send ganarars ║
║ Hamer. Please do not fax bills, he has them ║
║ black and white... ║