News of one day - You won’t believe it, but in one day you can learn and comprehend a lot of interesting things! Judge for yourself...

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║ You won’t believe it, but in one day you can learn and comprehend a lot ║
║ interesting! Judge for yourself... ║
║ News number one: The werewolf was sleeping... he was sleeping, but he knew that ║
║ exactly 13:30 he will be woken up by Tankard's phone call. How ║
║ “Beer mug” will always call just out of boredom, or whatever ║
║ find out “Where is Lama?”... Where... oh Petya, Petya, don’t run into trouble ║
║ rhyme... The Werewolf's sleepy voice spits into the telephone receiver and ║
║ in an unshaven voice he will ask: “Well, what’s your problem?” ║
║ But the problem is serious! What to give Olser for his birthday? ║
║ - Well, give him Windows & Gondoms, - he will advise not yet pro- ║
║ Werewolves' sleepy voice.                                ║
║ “I need to meet ten thousand...,” he drawls thoughtfully ║
║ Petya, - I actually wanted to meet the 20, but it became a pity, and ║
║ now even at 10 it’s somehow lame... ║
║ - Then buy him Morse code, or a “Sex-Inst” certificate ║
║ ruktor,” the Werewolf wheezes when he wakes up.	               ║
║ - There was, - Tankard thinks again, - even a Hebrew dictionary ║
║ gave... ║
║ - Well, damn it, - he’ll get angryWerewolf, - buy him an elastic band without ║
║ don’t give sugar, xylitol either. Perhaps he will be happy.              ║
║ - Do you think he’ll be happy?! - Petya will perk up and hang up.     ║
║ - Definitely! - the Werewolf will think and closing the coffin lid, ║
║ will fall asleep in a righteous sleep... But now the Werewolf is sleeping, he is sleeping and ║
║ knows that exactly at 13:30... ║
║ News two: So what? Can you guess it yourself? Well, of course! Olser has ║
║ today is my birthday! We wish him: Save Tankard in ║
║ able to move (at least holding onto walls); Kaz'y in- ║
║ don’t pour drinks (drunk Kaz - stomach torn from laughing ║
║ neighbors). Well, to Olser himself: A lot of women, money and debts ║
║ years of half-drunk, well-fed life!                                   ║
║ News three: The werewolf was sleeping... he was sleeping, but he guessed ║
║ that exactly at 14:22 he will be woken up by a phone call from Mastsoft. ║
║ "Lumberjack Soft Mast", as always, will call to find out, ║
║ did the Werewolf draw intros for the new games... Oh Mast, ║
║ Mast, Werewolves couldn’t draw anything, because... drunk Ars ║
║ incorrectly named the polarity of the power connection to the disk- ║
║ yes, as a result of which he burned out, taking everything to the next world ║
║ your sources and something else... ║
║ But now the Werewolf is sleeping, he is sleeping and will soon wake up, which ║
║ I would like to go to the store and buy some beer...║
║ News four: The werewolf was no longer sleeping. Called "Beer Kru- ║
║ zhka" (itching for the guy) and asked for Bazoft's phone number... Oh Pe- ║
║ you, Petya, you shouldn’t have dialed the number 229-5053, it was better for you to dial- ║
║ army 09, or at least 02... But it’s too late... And the avenger- ║
║ The Werewolf gave Baxsoft's phone number... Although, after hanging up, ║
║ he doubted: What if this is the same face?              ║
║ News five: The vengeful Tankard called and said that ║
║ today is the “Third SysOp Meeting!” But the Werewolf was meaner and ║
║ according to the commandment: “Do not trust your neighbor,” Arny called... ║
║ News sex, ugh sex... generally six: ║
║ - YYGY, - was heard in the receiver.                                ║
║ - Arny? - asked the Werewolf.                        ║
║ - YYYGY! - Arny answered.                                     ║
║ - And this is a Werewolf! - The Werewolf hastened to please.          ║
║ - OOO! YYYGY! - Arny was delighted.                            ║
║ The whole conversation is not worth conveying, Arny happily said, ║
║ that the Werewolf was introduced into dezu. However, the conversation was funny because... ║
║ both sides of the quorum were pretty well fed and information was flowing ║
║ from both lips, a stream of eloquence... Arny soaked the sewing ║
║ wife’s typewriter and always put the phone on the motor above- ║
║ crumpled unit, exclaiming: “Ahh?!! A beast, not a machine!!!” ║
║ Werewolf clearing with fingerblocked ear, yelled: “Yeah!”    ║
║ News seven: Today is Arny’s wife’s birthday too! Tem- ║
║ the forces congratulate her on this undoubtedly happy holiday - ║
║ day and wish you Big and Warm (and most importantly mutual) love ║
║ husband, a lot of money and health, and the rest will follow (for- ║
║ returned!).                                                    ║
║ News... Well! Who else will call me? Eh, okay, I'll do it myself ║
║ catch people: Nikiforov - no home... ║
║ McMaker - no home... ║
║ Ars - busy all the time... ║
║ Hamer - Yes!!!                         ║