If the modem is faulty... - here are some tips from Hamer

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║ Here are some tips from Hamer: If the modem is faulty, take two ║
║ cobblestone. The weight of the first does not matter, all the subtlety is
║ second! It must be HEAVY! Set the first cobblestone to ║
║ stable position. Eat ? Well done, now the modem. Accurately - ║
║ but unsolder it from the processor using an autogen (try not to
║ harm neighboring microcircuits) and place it on the first stone ║
║ so that the inscription "Ars'96" is upside down. Ready? And those- ║
║ now take the second cobblestone (the one with thinness) and don’t si- ║
║ swung it lightly and stun it (it is advisable to hit ║
║ in the inscription itself). Now solder it back in place (you can ║
║ electric welding, if there is no autogen) and dial: 249-9753. EU-║
║ if Ars's voice is heard on the phone, the procedure will begin again - ║
║ be careful, otherwise your modem is in perfect order!                    ║
║ Note: usually the procedure does not have to be repeated, the work- ║
║ melts the first time!                                         ║
║ Big Russian Thanx Hamer for his inventive mind and skill ║
║ think outside the box.                                        ║