Novella - Novella for the game Lord of Chaos (part 1-4).

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 (C) Werewolves
                                          
 - Well, come on, come on!
                  - That's it, the giveaway is broken
                  (Russian folk bummer)
            
LPR> We bring to your attention "additional
new and revised" version of the novel Lord
of chaos of the famous master of black magic -
Werewolves. The first version of this novella
was in the newspaperENERGY,now you can
see her in a new version.  Read and
enjoy...                                  
                                          
 Part I                 
                                          
 Ragaril sadly looked at the burning
magical fire, the paw of a giant spider. By
a disgusting sound echoed throughout the cavesmell
burning and rotten meat.                   
   - Damn this User, - Ragaril
carefully poked his little finger into the roast, - I,
lord of darkness and all the villainy of the virtual
of the new world must hide in a damp cave
and wait for the paw of a rotten spider by lunchtime. A
all because...                              
   Right above the fire, like waves spreading
the air flowed and with a loud bang, out came
Xia screaming Torquemada. His arms and legs would-
are entangled in a predatory vine that viciously
The rumbling tried to strangle the stubborn creature.      
   - Ppp-help!  - Torquemada wheezed,
trying to get out of the fire. Ragaril didn't
changing poses and sad facial expressions,
cast a spell. The vine disappeared, and Tork
Vemada found himself doused with water.            
   “This is a disgrace,” Torquemada was
looks like a child who peed himself, it’s just
disgusting, this User, not only does it display
stole all my gold, and also the portal
surrounded by a forest of vines, and eight spiders
mi... damn them, vile creatures.   
   - And Elbo Smogg, could he do anything?  
   - I’m not sure, we walked to the portal
together.                                   
   - How are we together? - Ragaril stood up, - and
what about these rebels from "Rebel Star"? Their
there were fifteen pieces!!!                  
   - Messire... we did, we tried... but
after all, they have no magic... these beasts are theirs
howseeds... the spiders ate three of them, only
we showed up.  Well, how did these warriors see
User...                                  
   “I see,” Ragaril tore off the sticky
I hit Torquemada with a spider's leg and threw it at
far corner - so what are we going to do now?
do?  There is no food, no weapons, Elbo is un-
we know where...                            
   “I’m here,” came a voice somewhere above.
Elbo hung, his cloak caught on the ledge,
- damn teleportation, every time I appear-
I lie in the wrong place.                   
   - Did you bring a weapon? - Ragaril waved
hand and Elbo fell down, dragging him with him
hail of small stones.                     
   “Yes, Messire, three daggers and this,”
Elbo took out a dis-
chum salmon                                     
 - Well, put the daggers in your... sheath, and
Why is there a floppy disk here?                       
   - This is compromising evidence, Messir, this is shipping
User's block. He changed his parameters
here he is invulnerable.                           
   “Yes, yes,” Ragaril nervously snatched
disk - that's what it's all about. Torquemada,
Who else do we have in stock?            
   - I’ll look now, but these are no longer wars...
- Elbo looked at the catalog                  
   - Well, there is only Dizzy and old man
Cpl.                                   
   - Dzhonlan?!                           
   - Yeah, but he's already retired.- This is nonsense, he is an excellent warrior!        
   - You know better...                   
   - And Dizzy, is there only one of him!? And where
what about the rest of the chicken coop?              
 - They, mmm... played “48 IRONS”, so
These irons killed them all. And this one
the scoundrel Dizzy, as always, got drunk on time -
Xia and now sleeps it off in "Fantasy world"
under the supervision of the Troll.                   
   - Can’t you use the Troll?      
   - No.  The only thing he can do is
to bark is to eat green apples and give
fire safety tips.   
   - Well, is there really no one left?
? And RoboCop, Terminator, Indiana Jones in
after all, they are also self-supporting
have you moved?                                  
   - Messire!  RoboCop has long since become rusty
and is involved in a telephone exchange, high-
Sis-Opov is lying. Terminator melted down
and sold it for scrap metal, as it is further
the second level stubbornly refused to pass.
Well, Indiana Jones, moved to "Sex Crime",
where he works now instead of a policeman, s-
motorist. There is still Karateka, but you
you know, it's buggy.                    
   - Buggy, not buggy - now you tell us -
there is nothing to take from. By the way, and Corporal, he
How did you stay alive?                     
   - Immediately after the “GREAT RUSSIFICATION” he
retired and now lives in
Transylvania inDracula's castle, which
he blew it up with dynamite and fermented the remains
in a barrel with sauerkraut.                
   - Oh, the times have come, - Ragaril tattooed -
got myself an apple, which turned out to be black
vivim, - Okay, we’ll have to make do with these
three. Torquemada, give them all your electricity
ry;  Elbo, you are magical daggers. Well, I
I'll try to upload this shipping document to them
block.                                     
                                          
 - If you are a fool, then
                           this is for a long time...
                        (Folk sign)
                                          
 Part II                
                                          
   - Hey, you glitch! Can you hear me? Well
wake up! - The corporal sighed bitterly, -
And why did I get involved in this matter? Instead of
soldiers they gave me one idiot and rotten
egg.                                     
   “I’m not rotten,” Dizzy raised it with difficulty.
coming from the earth, this is a healthy smell of fumes.  
   - Why is the face green, also from fumes?
?                                         
   Dizzy turned to the wall offended.
Gurgling was heard.  Corporal once again
sighed bitterly and turned to Karateka,
whicheyes wide open, he looked around
to the parties.                                 
   - Where am I?                          
   - At the morgue, honey, at the morgue - he reassured
Corporal, - well, did you wake up? How many fingers
do you see? - The corporal showed his splayed la-
Don.                                     
   “Five,” Karate said uncertainly.
ka, - what level am I at? You are the case-
but we didn’t see it, there’s no eagle here...   
   - ...fly? - Dizzy helped sympathetically,
who, after a few sips of whiskey,
The normal color of the shell has returned.        
   - Shut up! - the Corporal barked, - with you
the conversation will be separate                  
   - So where is the eagle? - asked Kara-
teka.                                     
   - No, honey, no. He flew over the heights
some mountains, where he died. Now tell me
stupid, can you hold a weapon in your hands? 
   - I  ?! Yes, I'm a specialist in all types of weapons,
I know all types of fighting, I.. I.. run
I can.                                     
   - Yeah, but your brakes are late
they work, we know that.                
   “It’s not my fault, these are the AUTHORS,” he was offended.
Karateka.                                 
   - Okay, we forgot, but I won’t cut it off again -
worry, otherwise I...                        
   - Well, have you met? - to the cave
Ragaril came in with Elbo Cmorrom.            
   - Hmmm, well, you picked a squad for me. 
   -“Nothing, nothing,” Raga said cheerfully.
ril, - good guys, Eagles!               
 - Where are the eagles? - Karateka became combative
pose and froze with his eyes closed.         
   - Well, it’s gone wrong again, - sadly
concluded the Corporal, - as soon as it comes
before the fight, he will freeze and he will be of no use
not enough.                                     
   - Come on, Corporal, more enthusiasm, you
there's a big fight ahead...                  
   - Proooosttiite, - slurring his tongue
said Dizzy, “are we fighting with
will we be someone?  I want to warn you right away
baby, you can’t drop me, you can’t kick me, I
I’ll crash, I can’t fight...
oh-oh-oh... - turning to the wall Dizzy
began to vomit deliciously. Corporal sweet smile
spoke to the darkened Ragaril.             
   - However, you are an old warrior, you better
know how to raise the morale of soldiers.
You don’t have to choose. Corporal, virtual
the world is in danger. Are you ready to sacrifice
with your life for the sake of an idea?!                 
   “Yes, my general,” the Corporal stretched out
string and saluted with his right hand.          
   - At ease, Corporal! Your combat mission,
sneak behind enemy lines unnoticed, and ANY
at the cost of destroying the User.  The task is clear
?!                                        
   - That's right!                          
   - Do it.  Two are given to help you
soldier: PrivateKarateka! - Ragaril made
I paused, hoping to hear “ME!” But Kara-
Teka did not move, - and Private Dizzy!     
   “I’m not a private,” Dizzy said proudly,
wiping the shell of vomit, - I, if
you want, a folk hero!                  
   Ragaril pretended not to hear.     
 - You will also be given three magical
new daggers, elixirs and improved your
physical potentials.  Please receive and
sign, - Elbo laid it out on the stone
a bunch of invoices, a journal of expenses and receipts and
some more papers.                     
   “I beg your pardon,” Dizzy climbed in again, “
will they also give us daily allowance and packed rations?  
   - You will receive daily allowance, and monthly allowance, and
Another feather in the ass, from me personally. - Evil
said the Corporal, signing in the column “I-
that's what I got..."                        
   - Well, guys! - Ra said cheerfully again -
Garil, - now I ask through the portal, at
When you exit, you will already be endowed with a special power
loy.                                      
   - Well, where is Eagle? - Karate woke up -
ka.                                       
 - Don’t try to rhyme, - through clenched teeth
muttered the Corporal, entering the glowing circle. 
                                          
 Don't look for trouble, it's on its own
                      will find your ass.
                            (Wise thought)
                                          
 Part III               
                                          
   - Well, how long should I wait?  - Corporal
watched Dizzy rush towards
stones.                                    
   - Oh, I'm not crashing. Corporal, you see
I don't even have any cracks!               
   - Amazing! Well, what about you, Karateka?
aren't you trying your hand?                   
   - Why try them, I already know,
that I am stronger than everyone, right Dizzy?        
 - Yep! - he joyfully exclaimed with
hitting the wall with a bell ringing.        
   - Well, that's enough, let's frolic, it's time to ask -
tion to perform.  I said enough! Private
Leave Dizzy to throw himself at the walls.
Cmupp-but!                                 
   - Corporal, this is worth soaking, - wink -
Dizzy said, drinking half a bottle of whiskey at once. 
                                          
- Drunk...                                
   - And my dear, I won’t know what he’s like -
the cyst was over...                        
   Grabbing him by the arms, yelling obscene words
songs, Dizzy, Corporal and Karateka entered
forest It was very gloomy around. Century-old de-
The roars blocked out the light. The legs of those walking constantly
but fell into holes covered
moss                                     
 - ... the reeds rustled, the trees bent...  
   - Shut up, you idiot, - Corporal
he plunged Dizzy into a hole of water.     
   “Corporal,” Karate exclaimed in fear.
ka - he'll choke!                 
   - Don’t be afraid, shit doesn’t drown, it’s cold
the water will revive him. Well, I calmed down-
Is this a minor alcoholic?                 
   - Kappral, you're wrong, y-not alcohol-
face, I have a wake. All my relatives
Kov got hit with irons and irons, and you...
- Dizzy fell into the moss. Through the sobs
the phrases “irons” and “knocked down” were heard.    
   The corporal began to lose patience and in search
Kah heavy began to rummage around.          
   - That's it, Corporal, I won't do it again! -Zach-
Dizzy shouted, realizing that he was about to
will beat you, - I am ready to serve, and in
at your complete disposal.                
   - That's it! - said the Corporal, throwing
in hand there is a heavy cobblestone.                  
   -Where is Karateka!?                    
   - Karateka!  - Dizzy immediately screamed,
wanting to show his loyalty to the Corporal.
Karateka did not answer.                      
   - Well, that’s it, again it’s buggy somewhere, -
The corporal angrily threw a stone into the thicket. Stone
hit something hard.  rang out
a predatory hiss and a healthy man jumped out of the thicket
vein spider.                              
   - Oh!  - Dizzy squeaked and fell into a wet spell.
rock- Don't drift, son! - shouted the Corporal
loading the clip into the old but faithful marsec.
The clip is stuck as always.               
   - Uh, yo! - the Corporal swore, raising
a healthy club from the ground,                  
   - We should have taken the grenade launcher.          
   The spider moved its monstrous mandibles slowly
but was approaching the Corporal.                 
   - Be careful! - Kara's voice rang out -
flowing from behind the tree. The spider reacted instantly
right and jumped to the side. Karateka pro
swung at a run and demolished a young tree
and disappeared into the bushes.                       
   - Get infected! - the Corporal barked and
brought the club down on the frightened spider.
The creature rolled over on its back and whistled softly.
well, she died.                             
   - Gee! - The corporal touched the spider
boot, - And Karateka appeared on time -
Hey, do you hear me, faint of heart?              
   - I wasn't scared at all!  - Dizzy
militantly boxed the air, I did
distraction, pretended to be a decoy
whoa!                                      
   “Yap,” said Cap contemptuously.
Ral, taking the Marsec in his hands.                  
   - No, well, did you see what a bummer? - Clip
went in like a knife through butter.                    
   - Corporal, I think victory needs to be restored -
no!                                     
   - I’ll spray it, it’s better to look for Karateka.- Why look for him? - still having time
skip a sip, mumbled Dizzy, -
There he is, walking by himself.                         
   A man in a dress walked slowly along the path.
more                                       
   - Idiot! - shouted the Corporal, wincing
shutter, it's User! The shutter is stuck...     
                                          
 - Do you want to be happy?
 - Be it!
                                 (TV-Brad)
                                          
 Part IV                
                                          
   The corporal opened his eyes. It was dark all around.
Something hard lay under my head and quietly
hiccupped.                                    
   - Dizzy! - the Corporal called quietly.         
   The pillow stopped hiccupping and lifted
It turned out to be an egg.                    
   - C-corporal, do you happen to have a-
daughters?                                   
   - No.  Even if there was, I wouldn’t give it. You
Better tell me, where are we?             
   - In captivity, one must assume. I only remember-
how the User opened some bottle and to me
I immediately felt sick...                      
 - You always feel bad as soon as it comes -
falls at a crucial moment, evilwhispered
Corporal, trying to find at least something...
like going out.                           
   - By the way, you are Corporal, the first commander -
consciousness shook - Dizzy was offended.           
   - Hmm? Perhaps... - the production is alarmed
said the Corporal, “damn it, it’s completely out of here.”
There is absolutely no way out, how did we end up here?
?                                         
   - Absolutely right! - came up -
hu, - it's a trap, and you can't get out of here -
fight.                                   
   - Who is this? - The corporal looked up,
but didn't see anything.                      
   - Ay-ay-ay, it’s not good to forget the old ones
friends,” they said sweetly at the top, “well
remember where you lived recently?   
 - I lived in Transyl... Dracula!??      
   - He’s the one, now you’re on your own, as if in
barrel with cabbage! laughing maliciously at the top -
foxed                                     
   “Corporal,” whispered Dizzy, “here.”
What, is there cabbage? I would have eaten, otherwise...  
   - Hey you! - the Corporal yelled, - Get us out.
!                                         
   - Heh!  Why on earth is this? I care about you
“Now there’s no business,” he said indifferently.
Dracula.                                  
   - Do you have anything to do with yourself? Don't you understand
that there are very few of us left, this User
enslaved the entire VIRTUAL WORLD. We must
stop this nonsense!               
   Laughter was heard from above andapplause-
you.                                       
   - I don’t care about the VIRTUAL WORLD, I
the character is real, and you are fictional, so
bye-bye guys! - even more gloating
was heard from above.                       
   - Hey! Flying rat! - shouted the Corporal, -
Come back you bastard! I'll kill you, I'll smear you on the wall!    
   - Corporal, has he left? - asked carefully
Dizzy.                                    
   - It seems so...                        
   - Perhaps there is a passage at the top? - More
Dizzy asked more carefully.                 
   - So what  ?  - said irritably
Corporal, recalling the most sadistic tortures
for vampires.                             
   - Corporal, do you have any elixirs left?  
   - I guess so..... wow! Well listen, and you
brainy!  - the Corporal exclaimed joyfully,
taking out bottles of elixirs.            
   “Egghead,” Dizzy corrected proudly.  
 - Yes, but how can I see which one is next?
assigned for flight? The corporal was upset. 
   Dizzy decisively took the most extreme and
handed to the Corporal, “This one!”                 
   The corporal hesitated a little and drank the contents.
my bubble.  Slight dizziness in the head and
The corporal was carried upward uncontrollably.         
   - Me, they forgot me! - squealed Dis-
zi.                                       
   The corporal tried to slow down the rise,
but being too late, he crashed head first into the ceiling.Rough obscenities filled the gloomy vaults.         
   - Kaaaaaaaal!   - shouted in fear
Dizzy, hearing Cap swear for the first time
ral, - Get me out!                    
   - ....! .....! .......! - answered Kap-
ran, landing on the edge of the abyss.        
                                          
LPR> To be continued in the next issue.