┌──────────── ──────────────────────────┐ │█████████░░▒░ Smile ░▒░░█████████│ └─────────────────── ───────────────────┘ Rules of conduct in the forest reserve "Paradise" WW: Especially for the upcoming SysOpnik. 1. The reserve is untouched by the caring hands of the forest array measuring 7.5 by 40 meters. 2. You can only move through the forest in small groups of 20-25 people. Circular movement, clockwise, hands behind your head. 3. At the instructor's command "Let's go!" (not taken literally), the tourist is obliged start collecting forest gifts, guided by the diagram in which their exact location is indicated. When detection of an object, the tourist has the right stand next to the rubber mat and, giving signal with a flag, give a voice signal: "Fruit!" or “Forest gift!”, waiting instructor's approach. Arrived in time instructor, depending on degree edibility of the object, commands: “Ugh! Shut up,” or “Wow! Atta him, atta!" -for collection method lying down or kneeling. By At the end of the walk, assembled models mushrooms and berries are arranged in their original positions for collection by subsequent in groups. 4. EXOTICS: a) nightingale b) sparrow c) ant d) Dorotheus Marked coniferous stumps provide tpeh remote control with buttons 1-4, pressing which ry can be claimed accordingly: 1. nightingale singing. 2. sparrow singing. 3. appearance of an ant (moving model, magnified 500 times). 4. appearance of the forester Dorotheus in clothes of a wealthy Bovarsky peasant 2nd half 18 century (artist Mikolsky). Choral singing of a nightingale, ant, crow and the drunken Dorotheus is carried out simultaneously belt fixation of allfour buttons. 5. In our tourist reserve there is a The following DANGERS are regulated: a) Midge bite (for lovers of spicy sensations). To produce a bite you need to roll up your sleeve to the elbow and wipe with a cotton swab dipped in alcohol area of skin intended for defeat by a hungry parasite. Sterile with tweezers the duty specialist (artist Mikolsky) takes it out of the jar and carries out insect-recipe contact nta with the treated area of the tormented flesh with subsequent medical examination and inpatient observation for 6 years. b) Cracker "Forest Fire". When heoctopo- stepping firmly on a branch (on plan a-8) or plantain (on plan g-2) unexpectedly A strong forest fire breaks out. Accurate its imitation is achieved by alternating flashing two red lights 40 each watt, sounding siren with a volume of 600 decibel and the appearance of a fire garrison (artist Mikolsky) with simultaneous ejection of a continuous layer of foam, height 2 meters 10 centimeters throughout the territory forest area. c) Meeting with a small predator. For getting a surprisenecessary the day before submit an application to the directorate and make additional payment, after which hide and wait into the night. In 4-5 hours, at dawn the waiter will take you out crab salad. d) Meeting with a large predator. For additional grant will come out on its own head waiter (artist Mikolsky). 6. Introduction to folk customs and lyricism of native nature: a) Thoughtfully chewing a blade of grass. Those who wish line up barefoot according to their height. On the count of "One!" - tourists lie down on back, on the count of "Two!" - stretched, They threw their right hands behind their heads, “Three!” - started thoughtfully chewing green mass given at the rate of 1.5 - 2 hundredweight per group. b) Work at the logging site and competition with a Canadian lumberjack (artist Micol- skiy). Those who wish are given axes, saws, jigsaws, soldering irons, underwear and pint of ale. After which the shirts were ruined - they are falling, their shoulders are being loosened, the forest is being cut down, chips are flying. c) Combined attraction-session "Forest wilderness and God's grace." Groupwalkers are led into the bushes, where suddenly the decommissioned one starts working jet engine /"Wilderness"/. After 1.5 hours the engine turns off - "God's grace" comes. d) Folk walks, games, picnics, session, parties/. Players are given breeches embroidered with galloons, boots soft-boiled, felt boots in a bag, kokoshniks, false calves, powdered wigs and oxygen masks. Need to get dressed quickly all they give is to stamp your foot twice, grab your earlobe, spit, whoop and say: “Keep me out, mind me!” To the winner - petrol bread cutter. 7. In case of receiving physical damage/callus, contusion, bruise, bedsores, food poisoning; torn, puncture wound, crossbow, as well as deliberate self-harm for the purpose of premature departure from the reserve/, it is necessary to take horizontal position, moisten the wound with saliva or cover the perimeter with moss, waiting formation of healing mold and arrival invisible forest orderlies. 8. Additions: - Specialpaths for walking barefoot as on foot, and horseback. - There are also spectacular attractions: "Bathing the Red Horse" /artist Mikolsky/, "Singing by the fire and walking with girls", "Collection of medicinal herbs", "Civilization Advances" and "Deprivation" virgin forest there." - When leaving the reserve, do not forget pass government cnupatop, swamp boots, a rug and a horse's bathing cap. Note: The reserve was founded by the Society for the protection of stamps depicting a mountain goat "Argali" and patrols with helicopters by a detachment of young Arkharovites of 600 person. ATTENTION! Lighting fires, dog walking, catching fish and shooting game, grazing and pasturelivestock, as well as a snake crawled out, farrowing of pigs, foaling the horses and foaling the horses, spawn, birds hatching from eggs, pupa of butterflies and muskrat of muskrats, smoking chickens and jumping out kangaroos, peeling daisies, peeling berries, deforestation and breaking of branches, track the hare, you think correctly, grouse bulge, exhalation inhalation, body offset, you are right behind our noses - weyou in the ear gas exhaust, garbage throwing, brood of geese, geek people, steel smelting, sailed out, sat down, show off friars, Auror shot, begging for money, drilled a soldier, truss of the colonels, fell out of the window, flogging children, take a nap in hammocks, wipe your lips and bulgeeye runny nose, rattling and confusion of state secrets, bite the side and bite the side, lambing, calving and atas, and most importantly, look and climb into the hollows with bees smoked from there, and tasting honey BARGAINED AND DISCONTINUED due to their failure from sucking nectar after cutting out the colors and grass pulling and also due to complete extinction. WE WISH BAM A PLEASANT VACATION!
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