Smile - Especially for the upcoming SysOpnik.

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 Rules of conduct in the forest reserve 
             "Paradise"             
                                        
 WW: Especially for the upcoming SysOpnik.
                                        
 1. The reserve is
untouched by the caring hands of the forest
array measuring 7.5 by 40 meters.       
 2. You can only move through the forest
in small groups of 20-25 people.
Circular movement, clockwise,
hands behind your head.                        
 3. At the instructor's command "Let's go!" (not
taken literally), the tourist is obliged
start collecting forest gifts,
guided by the diagram in which
their exact location is indicated. When
detection of an object, the tourist has the right
stand next to the rubber mat and, giving
signal with a flag, give a voice signal:
"Fruit!"  or “Forest gift!”, waiting
instructor's approach.     Arrived in time
instructor, depending on degree
edibility of the object, commands: “Ugh!
Shut up,” or “Wow! Atta him, atta!" -for
collection method lying down or kneeling. By
At the end of the walk, assembled models
mushrooms and berries are arranged in their original
positions for collection by subsequent
in groups.                               
 4. EXOTICS: a) nightingale                
 b) sparrow                
 c) ant                
 d) Dorotheus                
 Marked coniferous stumps provide
tpeh remote control with buttons 1-4, pressing which
ry can be claimed accordingly:   
 1. nightingale singing.               
 2. sparrow singing.               
 3. appearance of an ant (moving
           model, magnified 500 times).
        4. appearance of the forester Dorotheus in
           clothes of a wealthy Bovarsky
           peasant 2nd half 18
           century (artist Mikolsky).    
 Choral singing of a nightingale, ant, crow
and the drunken Dorotheus is carried out simultaneously
belt fixation of allfour buttons. 
 5. In our tourist reserve there is a
The following DANGERS are regulated:             
 a) Midge bite (for lovers of spicy
sensations).    To produce a bite
you need to roll up your sleeve to the elbow and
wipe with a cotton swab dipped in alcohol
area of skin intended for
defeat by a hungry parasite. Sterile
with tweezers the duty specialist
(artist Mikolsky) takes it out of the jar and
carries out insect-recipe contact
nta with the treated area of the tormented
flesh with subsequent medical examination and
inpatient observation for 6
years.                                    
 b) Cracker "Forest Fire". When heoctopo-
stepping firmly on a branch (on plan a-8)
or plantain (on plan g-2) unexpectedly
A strong forest fire breaks out. Accurate
its imitation is achieved by alternating
flashing two red lights 40 each
watt, sounding siren with a volume of 600
decibel and the appearance of a fire garrison
(artist Mikolsky) with simultaneous
ejection of a continuous layer of foam, height 2
meters 10 centimeters throughout the territory
forest area.                        
 c) Meeting with a small predator.  For
getting a surprisenecessary the day before
submit an application to the directorate and make
additional payment, after which
hide and wait into the night.  In 4-5
hours, at dawn the waiter will take you out
crab salad.                         
 d) Meeting with a large predator.  For
additional grant will come out on its own
head waiter (artist Mikolsky).        
 6. Introduction to folk customs and
lyricism of native nature:                
 a) Thoughtfully chewing a blade of grass.
Those who wish line up barefoot according to their height.
On the count of "One!"  - tourists lie down on
back, on the count of "Two!"  - stretched,
They threw their right hands behind their heads, “Three!” -
started thoughtfully chewing green
mass given at the rate of 1.5 - 2
hundredweight per group.                     
 b) Work at the logging site and competition
with a Canadian lumberjack (artist Micol-
skiy).  Those who wish are given axes, saws,
jigsaws, soldering irons, underwear and
pint of ale. After which the shirts were ruined -
they are falling, their shoulders are being loosened, the forest is being cut down,
chips are flying.                            
 c) Combined attraction-session
"Forest wilderness and God's grace."
Groupwalkers are led into the bushes, where
suddenly the decommissioned one starts working
jet engine /"Wilderness"/.
After 1.5 hours the engine turns off -
"God's grace" comes.            
 d) Folk walks, games, picnics,
session, parties/.   Players are given
breeches embroidered with galloons, boots
soft-boiled, felt boots in a bag, kokoshniks,
false calves, powdered wigs and
oxygen masks.  Need to get dressed quickly
all they give is to stamp your foot twice,
grab your earlobe, spit, whoop and
say: “Keep me out, mind me!” To the winner -
petrol bread cutter.                        
 7. In case of receiving physical
damage/callus, contusion, bruise,
bedsores, food poisoning;  torn,
puncture wound, crossbow, as well as
deliberate self-harm for the purpose of
premature departure from the reserve/,
it is necessary to take horizontal
position, moisten the wound with saliva or
cover the perimeter with moss, waiting
formation of healing mold and arrival
invisible forest orderlies.              
 8. Additions:                         
 - Specialpaths for walking barefoot as on foot,
and horseback.                           
 - There are also spectacular attractions:
"Bathing the Red Horse" /artist
Mikolsky/, "Singing by the fire and walking with
girls", "Collection of medicinal herbs",
"Civilization Advances" and "Deprivation"
virgin forest there."                
 - When leaving the reserve, do not forget
pass government cnupatop, swamp
boots, a rug and a horse's bathing cap.
                                        
Note: The reserve was founded by the Society
for the protection of stamps depicting a mountain
goat "Argali" and patrols with
helicopters by a detachment of young Arkharovites of 600
person.                                
                                        
 ATTENTION!                
                                        
Lighting fires,                         
dog walking,                            
catching fish and shooting game,              
grazing and pasturelivestock, as well as            
a snake crawled out,                            
farrowing of pigs,                         
foaling the horses and foaling the horses,        
spawn,                             
birds hatching from eggs,                      
pupa of butterflies and muskrat of muskrats,    
smoking chickens and jumping out kangaroos,          
peeling daisies, peeling berries,              
deforestation and breaking of branches,               
track the hare,                           
you think correctly,                          
grouse bulge,                         
exhalation inhalation,                            
body offset,                             
you are right behind our noses - weyou in the ear           
gas exhaust,                           
garbage throwing,                         
brood of geese,                          
geek people,                          
steel smelting,                           
sailed out, sat down,                           
show off friars,                        
Auror shot,                          
begging for money,                          
drilled a soldier,                         
truss of the colonels,                     
fell out of the window,                          
flogging children,                            
take a nap in hammocks,                       
wipe your lips and bulgeeye                
runny nose,                         
rattling and confusion of state secrets,  
bite the side and bite the side,           
lambing, calving and atas,                      
and most importantly, look and climb into the hollows       
with bees smoked from there,                  
and tasting honey                        
BARGAINED AND DISCONTINUED                    
due to their failure                    
from sucking nectar                       
after cutting out the colors and                   
grass pulling                           
and also                                 
due to complete extinction.               
                                        
WE WISH BAM A PLEASANT VACATION! 

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