Bell in the night - Once upon a time there lived a good boy named Yupa...

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(c) Werewolves MDM 229-5053
                                        
 CAUTION             
                                        
 Once upon a time there lived a good boy named
Yura lived well, drank exclusively
milk, watched my favorite show “Calm down”
Good night, little ones," read good fairy tales...
And suddenly there’s trouble! The boy grew up, from a calm
nogo Yura, he turned into the evil Lam,
stopped drinking milk and became addicted to
alcoholic drinks, began to smoke and
to be treated by women, confused with NOT good
by our boys (the insidious Werewolves,
NOT the kind Tankard, the terrible Hamer and
with many other evil boys).
Forgetting a good television program, I began
watch Horror, Violence and all sorts of similar things
NOT good movies. Books with good
fairy tales - migrated to... never mind, to
in their place were terrible witchcraft and
magic tomes - the boy got carried away NOT
good forces of light. BUT! The most important thing is
the Lama boy bought himself a simply terrible
thing, at its very mention, everyone is excited
pyr feels sick and wants to die..
This is a terrible and insidious MODEM. But this too-
go to the boy Lam'eturned out to be not enough, absolutely
desperately entangled in treacherous WIRES
MODEM, he decided to open... God-fearing
dear citizens, close your ears... BBS! When
this, worked every day at night (for
conspiracy) and led with all the dark ones, NOT
good users, just a nightmare -
new INTERACTIVE MODE...Completely
dirty in sins, Lama began to participate
in the creation of the underground Stanin newspaper
Lprint...                               
 No one knows what this will result in,
but if ever in AOHe your TV
background you will see number 262-8945, pull out-
take the cord out of the socket, burn the phone above
gas stove and bury it in a deep hole,
whispering the strongest ones you know,
prayers and may this terrible punishment pass you by
called MODEM!!!                   
 Reverend Father Guillermo Okaka.

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