Most of the
LIME server 2 BBS.
Different jokes
ZX-phone world.
(While he's still there)
Hello, dear readers!
This column will appear in the newspaper regularly. I do you in
warned. Relatively jokes. Can you just disappoint:
I refer to the jokes just all unusual, out of the ordinary
cases with which I have ever encountered. Very similar topic is
in the newspaper ON-LINE, called "Page sysop" or something like
that. Honestly, I'm from there and took the idea of creating
their headings. The only difference is that here I will talk
only about the work LIME 2 BBS. Okay, let's jokes.
FUN NUMBER ONE. The other day I was literally stunned.
Immediately remembered somewhere Alex wrote that he called some
guy and consulted, how best to call him on the server. Isolated
case. So, call me a friend (by the way, the list of 32 I have
not found, I have Caller ID), and asks him to register. Well,
at first I did not understand, thought maybe my server again
somewhere to have written without my knowledge now, I think I
all will be registered. In general, I ask him for what theme.
He says, just as a user of my bibieski. ... I shocked .. Well,
no one knows that it does not have anywhere register. I
explained to him the situation. I is what I say: Now if all
these were ... (It would be cool).
FUN number two. True, a little old, December.
In general, as you've probably heard, I have burned 12/10/1995
computer. I immediately call in the ON-LINE (then still our
paper was unpopular) - I say burn the complex, so do not work
anymore. And as if on purpose for three weeks in a row there
were so many calls, you just can not imagine. And that night -
23.00-09.00. I ofonarel AONa rewrite the morning with all those
who called me. Well, on average, 50-60 people per night. I
thought that ON-LINE nobody reads.
FUN number three. In general, I have nothing against LOGO,
I really do not know who did that. But in the end this morning,
looking through catalogs of disks A and B (server), I found six
identical files "LOGO_BBS", six identical files "LOGOINFO", yet
six identical files associated with the LOGO and six files
"Ph_031", of course, identical. Three on the disc "A" and three
on ROM "B". Cool people prikolnulis. Well, there's a bad
connection or that, but why so much?
On this I would like to do away with the jokes and talk about
something else.
PEOPLE! Calling on LIME 2 BBS leaves behind ANYTHING!
I am here STEVER proposed rules napisat.Sobstvenno them a bit:
TERMS OF USE LIME 2 BBS
1. Call to the server on schedule.
2. Before calling, look at the ON-LINE or LIMETREE, when
server is running. If the number is fresh, then within a
week gras fixed valid.
3. Leave your files.
At this reserve my right to terminate.
In general topic came to an end.
Bye!!!
LORD WINTER
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