Poems - Why we hate America..

Poems...

''Grandma slowly crumbles the loaf,
Whispers affectionately: “Eat, falcons!”
And, shedding a stingy tear on the lawn,
Alcoholics are crawling towards her from the bushes.''

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Why do we hate America?

1. America has the worst history in the world.

1.1. America was founded by all sorts of rabble, 
     who couldn't find a place for himself 
     homeland. 

1.2. The Americans genocided the Indians. 

1.3. Americans enslaved blacks, and 
     then they hanged him.

2. America has the worst in the world 
   polymorsos*.

2.1. Americans are soulless, they have no 
     their own culture, but about someone else’s 
     they don't want to know anything.

2.2. Americans are sowing satanic 
     ideology that people should not 
     help each other, but, on the contrary, 
drown competitors. This ideology 
has a detrimental effect on the environment around America 
altruistic world.

2.3. Americans need constant 
brainwashing by the media 
information, what they are proud of: thus 
they convince themselves that they have something to eat 
rinse.

2.4. Americans are stupid, but all progress 
which actually does not exist, is provided
immigrants who are still everyone 
rabble

2.4.1. Clinton is an asshole. 

2.4.2. America's Favorite Basketball 
invented in Canada, and American 
Football is not football at all.

2.4.3. Political correspondence is rampant in America.
rectitude, which, as everyone else knows,
new world, is the height of idiocy: 
it's much better to call blacksniggas 
as they deserve. 

2.4.4. Americans raise wild rabbits
who eat the flowers with them. No, let them
shoot with the squirrels. 

2.4.4. America has the worst cinema in the world. 

2.4.5. America has the worst education 
in the world. 

2.5. Americans are cowardly. 

2.5.1. The Americans bombed Yugoslavia, bastards. 

2.5.2. The Americans are saving their troops, and 
they fight with all kinds of electronics, instead of 
so that, like all normal people, we ourselves 
shoot machine guns.

2.5.3. In America everyone is wildly afraid to be 
fired, so they lick the bosses' ass
This is a unique phenomenon, found nowhere else in 
does not occur in the world.

2.6. Americans don't like cheap shots. 
Get drunk, you bastards! 

2.6.1. And in quality and at a real price 
attacks due to ignorance are not dealt with. 

2.7. At the same time they are puffed up from 
complacency and think they are better 
everyone, while we are the best**, 
and everyone knows this.

2.8. Americans love America, instead
to love Russia. Egoists. 

2.8.1. And at the same time they accuse me of selfishness 
Russia: that he loves himself, not America. 

3. America has the worst food in the world. 

3.1. Americans are all fat.

3.2. Genetically modified food is harmful 
not marked. 

3.3. Americans are sending Russia harmful
chicken legs, and nutritious and healthy 
They eat the brisket themselves, although they don’t cook it 
they can.

3.4. Americans use in manufacturing
ritual hamburgers for Halloweenblood of Cuban boys.

4. America has the worst economy in the world 

4.1. The Americans dishonestly conquered all 
the world by tricking everyone into using 
dollar.

4.2. That's why Americans live for someone else 
     account. 

4.3. The American economy has been
is about to collapse and bury under its own 
the rest of the world. 

4.4. Besides, the whole world is already tired of this 
wait, and the bastard Americans are delaying 
process.

5.

6.***

7. In short, America is the worst in the world 
   country.

7.1. In America, inaccessible medicine - 
to be able to receive treatment, you must 
work. 

7.2. In American schools all the time 
they shoot. 

7.3. In America they pull out cats' claws and don't 
They let the dogs bark, and they also castrate them. 

7.4. In America, the night when everyone is normal
     new people day. 

7.5. America is a worldwide allergen. When 
Everyone's itching when they look at America

* political and moral state 

** community with which it identifies 
reader himself. 

*** points 5 and 6 of this review 
classified due to political correctness.

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Fact...

Nothing relieves drowsiness like 
a cup of strong, sweet, hot coffee,
splashed onto the stomach.

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Poems hee hee..

In spring the snow rots in the fields
The tractor sinks beautifully
The cow screams pitifully
The dirt in the barn bothers her
The trees stand bare
Look, one has already fallen
Women swear at each other
And my soul is lighterbecame
Cranes fly like a wedge
Two days in a row, already fed up
And from the thawed earth
Two corpses showed their appearance
I love you, dear Rus'
Everyone has praised you for centuries
A domestic goose swims in a pond
And the blue boy skates up
Cleanest air here and there
Smells like terrible fumes
The shepherd Ivan walked through the fields
And inhaled his fumes
The birds have already begun to whistle
Silencing the cops in the area
In the forest a bear screams from sleep
They set his den on fire
Chu! The ostrich ran into the field
Where did he come from here?
The shepherd crawled back
However, I got really drunk
The river has left its banks
And half the village was flooded
A hand sticks out from the window of the hut:
Someone was crushed by a log
The steam locomotive flies with a whistle
And you can hear the screams of passengers
Flies beautifully: Downhill -
The switchman there is a great joker
I will sing to you, nature
Your meadows are full of manure
A bear burned out in a den
Smoked like a steam locomotive
But that's it! It's time to end
These soulful couplets
I'll leave spring to sing
And I will wait.

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The cow lit a cigarette in bed, 
fell asleep and burned down the pigsty...

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A hero rides along the road and sees - 
there is a fork ahead, three roads, a stone,
and on the stone there is an inscription: 
"If you go left, you'll get pussy, 
If you go to the right, you'll get pussy, 
If you go straight, you'll get pussy too." 
I began to think - where to go, if everywhere 
such an ambush. 
Here's a voice from above:
"Decide quickly, otherwise right here 
you'll get some pussy!"

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Anecdote :0)
Walking through the foresthedgehog. 
Meets a bear along the way:
- Hello, bear!
- Hello, Hedgehog!
- How are you?
- Fine!
And so, word for word, the hedgehog got n*=/s!!!

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Thank you so much:

Eraser from Delirium Tremens by 
Text Viewer.

D.J.CONT FROM JVC by music

Paul Pavlov by trd.speccy.cz

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