News from Ryazan - Crash.... congratulations to you!

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 And now the New Year is inevitably coming...                       
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Speech of the Year      
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  So a year has passed. And damn, we haven’t done much of that again
 what are you planning? Well, oh well. After all, we are not idle either.
 sat (doesn’t apply to me, because I didn’t do shit at all).   
Comrade speckmen!I want to wish everyone this:              
 a). Write more software, press and toys.                    
 b). Drink everything that burns (especially December 31st)                   
 c). Take everything that is bad in your friends’ refrigerator.         
 d). Hanging out more on Spec.                                
 So get your dusty specks out from under the beds, wipe them
 with a cloth, and if someone has a cat pooping there, it’s better to wipe it with alcohol. And
 plug them into 220v! If notburned down, which means Speck is truly immortal-
 ten. Spec 4eVa!                                                
.ldir.
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 .ldir.                                                         
I'll tell you the main news.ChapayI bought it from one idiot
 nicknamedMasterPC! Only Stump 100, but, as it turned out, on it
 plows quite normally Unreal Speccy, that is, EMUL.When I
 I found out this, then naturally I came and not in vain...                  
  This bastard has already found a buyer for hisReal Speccy,and he
 he has a strong one: Pentagon 1024/256,512;cache;2 diskdrive;covox;
 sounddrive;cmos;Gluk Service;Tr-Dos 5.04*T;turbo; *RGB monitor!
 He wanted to sell all this stuff to some leftist dude for 1000
 rubles! And this dude doesn’t even care whether Speck orNo!
  When I heard this, Ialmost died of a heart attackand began to ask
 Speck yourself. As a result, they agreed on the amount400 rubles,and in my words:
 "This is your gift for my biozdnick," -  surrounded me with four floors -
nymbuilding mat.                                        
 Now I have a cool Speck at home that won’t turn off
 turbo and two wires on the disk drive cables are sealed off. And no one
 can't make me a normal non-turbocharged Pentagon. Such
 Here we have iron workers in Ryazan... Help save Speck, otherwise
 Selling at KM'ki!!!                                             
                                                                
 Ryazan News:                                               
                                                                
Chapay:I drank the samovar, my mother almost killed him. Thank God up
 I didn't get the computer.AlCo: His computer is broken, mourning for the scener, writes AlCo
 News, does not smoke heavily.                                         
                                                                
 Ldir: He doesn’t write articles, doesn’t drink, and doesn’t fuck women... Lamer!  
 Fuck you all! And I drink and I fuck, but the articles are true
 I'm not writing. Ldir everyone is still excited.                      
                                                                
Undertaker:Drinks, steals baths in dachas, spends the night in the guardhouse
 ke auto cooperative 'Raketa'. Sometimes he sells stationery supplies
 market for his woman, fucks the food from my refrigerator. RUB-
 SET WITH HIS MONSTER in front of Chapaev's mother and pissed in his pants. SCENER!
                                                                
 Taras: He lived with his grandmother, his grandmother died, Taras drinks and so on
 it's fucking my little bitch.                                       
                                                                
Cresh: He calls me drunk and tells me to fuck off.               
                                                                
 Tresh: Sympathizes with all of the above.                        
                                                                
 John: Wrote music for Last, and maybe for M!R in the gothic style
ka. You'll hear it soon. (.ldir. really fucked up...)         
                                                                
 Kirill: Jerking off, fighting, walking around with a black eye... SCENER!          
                                                                
 Last: This number is New Year's, as angry as Santa Claus.            
 .ldir. Who the fuck is evil?! He is affectionate, like Murka...           
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 Explanation:                                                  
 Cresh this is a fucked up dude from PetrozavodSKA who writes piss
 dated music for the fucking newspaper FULL PULL.By the way, he and
 I wrote a little music for Last, you will hear it in the coming issues.    
 .ldir. And this is what he plays, by the way.                         
 Actually:                                                 
 Dear you, our Cresh, like the whole of Ryazan congratulates you on your loss -
 nickname, and wishes you all unfulfilled dreams this year
 came true next year 2004. And of course we wish you advancement
 stage, a LOT of Booze and a bunch of women!!!                               
  If it comes true about the women, give me one!!! Well actually
 everything except fuck you, but it seems like you asked me not to do it
 like that!!!                                  Tea and tea.            
                                                                
 Hello, my bunny, Cresh! From the bottom of my heart I congratulate you on your
 birthday. And I wish you on this day, of courseget drunk and
 fuck off your best friends Tresh and Murka (for me too
 just once). Well, if it doesn’t work out, then at least get drunk. Happy New Year
you,minelittle calf, and happy birthday.                        
 .ldir.            
 p.s. Cresh, don't try to bend the spoon, it's not possible, but I'll briefly-
 You must agree, I described your main dreams and fantasies.            
 (but why the hell didn’t he send!!!)
.ldir.            

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