Launch - 8th department II.

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   |     Это опять я!     +        +     Автор:Slip      +---+  
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 | A С Т I О N +          + 2003 г. |      | 4 Last 128!!! |    
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                <......> - Комментарии Чапая.                   
     Привет всем, это Slip, хочу рассказать вам о том, как дела-
 лась игра "Dune", а также о нашем творческом коллективе и даль-
 нейшей перспективе развития сцены в городе Ха... <может ху...> 
  Впервые "Action"  засветила себя игрой Цезарь, за что, мне уже
 не раз хотели надавать по пиздюлятору. Однако не надавали, ско-
 рей напротивmade a good advertisement. At that time, "Action", co-
 stood out of two people, this is the aforementioned Slip, as well as Max! Ra-
 It seems like all the work was put on me!     
 It was a holy time, radio beam, workshops, computer counters
 storeswere full of SOFTA for the Spectrum.In the city of Ha, Cro-
 me, there were a lot of people who were just as stubborn as I was trying -
 We wanted to create games, demos and systems. Boomer was no exception
 This  driveway waffle, besides his driveway work, was able to do it
 cool to code. That's when he decided to do the spec "The
 Dune". It's clear that nothing worked out for him. It was all to blame
 the fact that to create such a game you needed a good assembler,
 TASM had just appeared, but it was terribly buggy. Maybe it's not buggy
 TASM, in general, and this dick named Boomer.                          
 By the way, the above-mentioned person assigned himself the name FASTER, and
 They called their fagot team nothing more than"FAST SOFT". Pro-
 Shu should not be confused with the real FASTEROM. This is redneck, and to this day
 Lit under this nickname.                                            
 I see whatpersonal problems of a guy named Slip, at the time
 was the last outsider, and spent whole days watching the spectacle
 room. I don’t consider myself a coder, and I never considered myself that way.
 vym. At that time I was mainly interested in music and graphics. But
 "Dune" was my goal. Disappointed in Boomer's abilities, I
 I started learning spec as a programmer.          
U were born, 8-OTDEL, LORD OF HAUSE-2, IMPERIA-1,
 Super Bombermen2. These creations appeared in just one year, when
 thanLORD OF HAUSE, sank into oblivion,to put it simply, flew away
 disk, but there was no copy. This was a lesson for me!                 
  After the publication of 8-OTDELA, I received so many letters,
 that I didn’t have time to answer everyone, I remember only the most touching ones,
 was written by a man who was only13years old, as well as
 the catcher who hit 71. I admit that I'm a bad programmer,
 The games I made could have been made a hundred times better. But ka-
 kovo: I didn’t expect to admit it.                                     
  It seems to me that the fact that I
 was developed, just a super writing stylegames, but
 judge for yourself who can make so many glitches, write in games
 rah stupid texts worthy of youngsters, allow a bunch of syntactic
 a lot of errors, and some games cannot be completed before
 end! This is the Russian unpredictable soul! If you like it so much
 There are glitches and errors, so I’ll try: I promise the following
 Games have more glitches, errors and freezes.                                                        
 Well, “DUNE” was waiting in the wings, (HEHE). U have gathered strength-
 Mi, I decided to release the latest glitch. The first demo of the game was
 product in a month. At that time I was already studying at college, and working
 I worked two jobs to buy myself a computer. A dream come true, I
 I bought myself 2ЗЗммх! At the same time, I was kicked out of college, like
 once around that time I met one gentleman, you
 he may be known as TOLIK! He was doing what
 downloaded software from the Internet and forced me to make games.          
  U here comes a wonderful moment, I come home one day, and
 no, but along with the computer my TV, VCR, and
 other household items!  It is clear that this situation did not cause
 shaft atThere's not a shadow of a smile on my face. And there was half a year of work, "Du-
 ne", ordered to live long!                         
 Months passed, Slip gave up on the spec, and I completely freaked out from everyone in
 village, what was he doing there NO COMENT!   
 One day a hairy bastard appeared in the city, looking doomed
 but he was carrying something in his hooked hands. Later it became clear
 It seemed like it was me. And in my hands I had a painting in the style of
 tics. This revealed one important point: it turns out that I can
 good to draw. 3and that time Slip, managed to grow a braid, dressed
 he fell into nothing less than torn jeans and a frayed leather jacket, his
 there was no way to know. I have always had great contempt for non-fo
 ram, just imagine, I grew up among Gopniks. And there's some
 the bald man shouts to me,                                              
 - Hey, nefor, come here!                                      
 It's funny, I still can't get used to the fact that I'm non-for.
 I AM NEFOR, FUCK YOU! I AM A DIRTY BASTARD NEFOR! HURRAY COMRADE! 
 After me Tolik met me, (I FEEL THAT HE WAS SHOCKED),
 turns out for my absence, to meI received a lot of letters and SOF-
 TA. Well, these letters became the catalyst for me to start de-
 shout "DUNE" from the very beginning. Yes, yes from the very beginning, I even
 There was no computer, I had to go to work again. This time I beat
 my record in workaholism, I worked four jobs, and
 I managed to do this on the side. U here is the result, I'm sitting for 4
 KNOCK, and next to me is my YAMAHA synthesizer! Urpy I almost lost it
 for half a year, then I caught glitches and designed tours. Here
 it was fun, I was writing a novel and recording a musical album.
 bom "ASTRAL DREAM".                                          
 And here it’s just HARD, it flew, and with it the CD drive.
 It's clear that I was beside myself with happiness. This time it was dangerous
 risk of losing her year of work. There was even a moment when I seriously...
 but I thought that God himself did not want my game. (HEH-
 HE).But in general I’m a skeptic, and Lord God, as you know, Slip loves
 beat to turn in this place.                                    
  I made both games,everything works,and even on KAU it works
 beast!                                                         
  At the beginning I wanted to make water and land transport, but
 By chance, the water one had to be replaced with a flight one. This device is
 bass Iimplemented it very simply, took it and stuck the flight
 troops in one table with ground troops. That's why I sometimes fly in the game -
 This unit can disappear under a ground unit that runs into it.   
  In general, I programmed according to the principle"No principles." Pom-
 One politician on TV said, I quote,"The country needs
 money, so let's export drugs and weapons." By God it’s cool
 then, this is the principle my game is made on. All the problems with the algorithm
 I solved the rhythms head-on. There is nothing new in this game, not even...
 fancy code, no cool music or graphics. The most common ba-
 nality. In my opinion, the game did not work out, although I believe
 like the other games I made were no better.                 
  Now I do8-OTDEL2,as a joke for the love of art, du-
 I'll finish it by spring. So far everything is going as it should. It’s already clear
 but the fact that the game will be an acquaintance-based game suits me, what about you? 
  I’m also planning to write a new novel, it’s gothic:.            
                                                                
  But that's not all, at the moment the group "Action" is engaged in
 creation of the music album "BLACK". This is electronicproject, COME ON FUCK, YAMAHA RULEZZ33! Especially if you have a Yamaha mar-
 ki CLM-530. Anyone who understands synthesizers will immediately understand where the
 wow, why should you laugh? Well, even on this pedal Cheburato
 re I squeeze out everything I can. Whoever hasn’t heard young JEAN MU-
 SHELYA? Now imagine that this man writes music during abs-
 Fenamin's teens. That is, "BLACK", this is Electric black so-
 und. With such equipment, no, I need to erect a monument.
 If anyone is interested, please, as always, complete FREEWARE!
 From you only a blankload of such music is guaranteed!      
 Now about the scene in the city of Ha. There's no scene here, it's all me
 left alone. I used to do everything myself, but now
 There is no one to even appreciate my work. IT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT!I even have beer
 Now I drink alone on the street, and when I’m drunk I run around the park and yell "Howl-
 ended, the partisans remained."I guess I'm still stuck
 it's all in the 9s!                       
 Speaking of partisans, if anyone reads my novel and says that
 I’m sick (or vice versa, that I’m too normal), I don’t care
 Hello, you can have your opinionput it in: away. I tried my best
 could. There’s no point in pointing fingers at the main character of the novel. Niki sve-
 evil guy, after all, this is my alterego!                  
  Well, that's all, all that remains is to thank the following men, 
 FENKC however:                                                 
 Alone Coder                                               
 Yuri Potapov                                              
 Micah (FEU)                                               
 S.J. Flexo                                                
 Petuhron (Ugh, you got it mixed up again, Demihron of course)  
 PERSPECTIVE GROUP               
                                                                
Our soap box, E-mail: tolik_trek@hotmail.com                    
 Many thanks to everyone who took part in the creation of "DUNE"!  
 Thank you so much to the fagots who gave me a hard time! 
 Many thanks to Tolik for the slop!                             
                                                                
 We're all going to die, AMUHb!                                         
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 So the question is, what kind of newspaper is this, what style does it have, what is it about?
 Are people writing at all? I can only answer you one thing: This newspaper
 doesn’t teach you about life, it just talks about it! And that newspaper
 what tells about life is always called a NEWSPAPER!            
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 Lasta's editors sincerely hope for Slipa's awareness and are waiting
 parcels in the form of games Dune-II and 8th department-II (screenshot in appendix)
 wife)