Reader questions - what?

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 |Ministry of Punk Education + + 2002 |   | M P |
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 Based on the questions asked to me, I can explain the following...  
 1. Why is your newspaper called LAST 128? (ALCO)              
 Answer: Yes, because I last bought myself a 128th computer,
 If it breaks, it's fucked, fuck you, not the newspaper!                 
 2. Why is it present in your newspapermate, this is uncivilized?
 (Ministry of Culture)                                        
 Answer: Fuck you! Whatever I want, I write! And if you are so smart -
 then describe to me the Russian expanses without swearing. Checkmate is not
 words,these are emotions!                                             
 3. Why is your company called MUHUCTEPCTBO PARKOOBRAZOVA-
 HUYA? (punks)                                                   
Answer: Am I fucking?We just liked this phrase, and
 I'm a punk!                                                        
 4. Aren't you drug addicts? (police)                        
Answer: If we were drug addicts such crap wouldn't write.           
 5. Capai, are you a fagot or not? (brother in mind)                  
 Answer: I'm bisexual! 5a. Why are you bisexual? (brother in mind)                    
Answer: What the hell is that, pervert, let others ask!        
 6. Why is the weather good in South Africa? (junkies)                        
 Answer: Because there is no rain!                                
 7. Why do you drink so often? (moonshine)                 
 Answer: Because we don't work at all!                          
 8. Why does LDIR 'Primu' smoke? (Ministry of Health)                       
 Answer: Because looks like a punk.                             
 9. Why did you want to publish a newspaper on the spectrum?What do you care?
 have nothing else to do? (drinking buddies)                          
Answer: Because sometimes you get tired of drinking.                     
 10. Tell me, when will you leave spectrum? (competitors)      
 Answer: When we bulge the entire loaf.                             
 11.Why does your newspaper always have exactly 500 lines? (manager)   
 Answer: But when you buy yourself a 256, then it will be 1000.     
 12. Do you eat plates from restaurants? (body)                 
 Answer: I do not answer questions from body!                        
 13. Chapay, why does ALCO treat you badly? (sceners)       
Answer: Because I called him while drunk and threatened him with pussy,
yes, he saw me at the market, asI was selling carrots.         
 14. And you Chapai never harassed LDIR, maybe he too...?
 (brother in mind) Answer: NO!                                                    
 15. Why do people fuck? (virgin)                        
Answer: Because women stillsometimes give!                     
 16. Hey, guys, adjust the VG'shka! (drunk)                   
 Answer: Buy yourself a computer first!                                 
 17. Guys, don't want to cooperate with us! (friends)              
 Answer:Again, are they sending from the body?  Everything from body is no longer accepted
 May!                                                          
 18. Come on, when you jerk off, what do you mutter? (brother in mind)  
 Answer: I continue simple movements, I continue, I continue,
 I continue... damn, don't ask TAKE any more questions!        
 19. Why don't you likebody? (sceners)                      
 Answer: we love body, but just read it!                        
 20.Have you ever seen a UFO? (ufologists)                    
Answer: No, we didn’t see a UFO, but yesterday I saw little green men
 gave.                                                           
 21. Why does LDIR look like a punk? (punks)                      
Answer: I probably like 'I'll accept' smoking.                       
 22.Chapay, why isspectrum not dead? (Bill Geitz)             
 Answer: Because you appeared!.                                
 23.Why don't you go to party ? (sceners)                   
 Answer: Well, fuck it: the fuck knows where to run, why are we here or what?
 can't we drink? 24.Chapai, let's go eat some carrots. (Grobovyuk)                 
 Answer: I'm busy today, let's do it tomorrow.                            
 25.What kind of carrot, where the fuck? (police)                
Answer: We're fucking at my house, and Grobovyuk's carrot, her snacks -
 Let's go.                                                    
 26. But you wrote in the 1st issue that your company has it
 two people,Cousteau and some Kirill. (sceners)                   
Answer: Yes, there were, Cousteau opened the party 'Drinking together',and Kirill
 I gave pussy.                                                   
 27. No shit on your shovel! (Kirill)                           
 Answer: No comment.                                       
 28. Why LDIR long hairgrew it? (hair salon)     
 Answer: Probably long is easier to sniff!                    
 29.Listen, guys, we want to hit you with an arrow. (Gopniks)       
 Answer: And we want to hit the arrow!                            
 30. Is it true that LDIR is a chock? (Apmeh Dzhigarkhanyan)               
 Answer: There's a dude in front and a chump in the back.                            
 31.Chapay, do you like goats? (LDIR)                             
 Answer: No, but I love milk.                             
 32.Vit, go eat! (Mom)                                   
 Answer: Run!