Toast - oh, let's bang!

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   | Toasts + +  Author: Chapai  +--+   
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 |Ministry of Punk Education + + 2002 |   | M P |
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 PONKAM TOAST.                           
 I would like to fly far to Mars,               
               U chew chips there every single hour.             
               I would buy a great house there by the river,            
               U would fall in love with the girl of my dreams.         
               I would be more fashionable, I would become a rock star,            
               I would read porn and go to the movies.                
               But why should II don't understand this myself                
               I'd rather have a drink than talk shit.         
TOAST TO THE NEW YEAR.                       
 The clock struck 11 o'clock,                       
               The New Year is coming, Santa Claus will come,           
               But who knows, maybe he won’t come,                
               Maybe he sings songs under the Christmas tree,                 
               Maybe a drunk man is looking at the moon,            
               Well, maybe he’s been sleeping for a long time.                 
               But why do we need this Santa Claus,                 
               Now we’ll give it a whirl and sing a song.           
TOAST ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.                    
 On this day a wonderful man was born,          
               That Yua is sitting with us and completely asleep,              
 He received a lot of gifts today,               
               He cooked food, went to the store,              
               He's probably tired of opening doors,                
               He can't even pick up bread from the floor.            
               So let's say:Happy birthday to you!          
U let's get vodka from under this table.