Ode to the Spectrum electronic press
- F-fuuuu... Well, finally, I crawled
to the house.. - said Heaven Aeroplane, war-
go to the room. Bag with plastic travel
nom and a couple of blue pieces of paper with fruit (*)
flew into the corner, onto a pile of crumpled paper.
He took off his shoes, jeans... In general,
everything except panties and sweaty socks made
leadership of the Brest hosiery-kohcepbhoro
plant. Instead, he pulled on his trousers the color of
a formidable opponent and the same T-shirt.
"What a job this job is for me..." -
a thought flashed through his mind. When the word "work-
"Epaplan began to have seizures
nausea.
"...okay, let's not talk about sad things...
Should I go online or something?" - flew by again
one thought, grinding unlubricated, sang-
ler. Turning on the pussy and completely dragging
escaping from loading Windows, which hung
at the final stage (poor Cyrix MII
was cut from PRЗО0 to PRЗЗ3), failing
The (for now) web surfer swore dirty,
turned off the computer and reached under the table to rearrange
Place jumpers on the motherboard.
Finally, all the problems are behind us. Three pi-
huge fans humming, Chinese moped
roars, notifying about the connection 26400 (why,
I wonder if there were 33600 to buy if
the line is not very good?), cheap sound output
brings out the sounds of Future Sound Of Lon-
don.
"Let's go to phg.nm.ru... blah, again but-
there are no zx warez outputs.. but on zx.ru/echo?..
tyts-tyts-tyts-boom-blah-super-duper-rules-aa!
Eighth impulse! Finally! Oh happiness!
Hehe, yes here isBuZZZ n19! And many more
delicious... Oh, happiness for the hungry
souls!" - the mood soars, like dust -
when you point the hose at it, advise
a vacuum cleaner screwed to the hole for
connectionsspray gun. Winamp is merciless
strictly cuts off to give the floor
emulator and its virtual AY...
****
Few of the writers will understand me,
but Ithink Spectrum electronic
press interesting and worthy of attention
phenomenon. Definitely.
Seeing that I am reading something to the spectrum
mobckoe, they sent me to different pisishno-
to our commercial"online shop",ask-
vaya with contempt: “What kind of @#$nu are you reading-
are you eating?"
Blah, honestly, very interesting
read, figuratively speaking, about the release of one
famous company of crooked windows written
on Pentium-3 based on Pentium-4!!!
:-/ Especially when you don’t even have a pentiu-
ma-2... ;( From more or less written publications I
I would only give a high score, perhaps
what, "Infused Bytes Op-line"
(http://www.enlight.ru/ib).Not a bad presentation
cha of material. Yes, and it slips into many
something familiar, half-forgotten-spectrum-
skoe. 80-90% of the remaining creations are feces
title "explicit or hidden price lists"
That's it. No more, no less.
Actually, what am I saying here?
am I? Gentlemen from the above 80-90%
publications still won’t hear me, even
if I pour out a bucket of liquid shit
directly to their electronic mailbox (available
a specific example is not pouring out shit, but
attempts at dialogue).
On Speck the atmosphere is COMPLETELYdifferent
Guy. This is very difficult to express in words.
Probably the atmosphere is different because
a part of the soul is put into the publication; sweat-
mu that the publication of the Spekov press -this is
not a moronic and gloomy arrival at work, but
the presence of a plan, schedule, customers and advertising
modators, tax office, tunorpa-
fii or something like that.
Will we see similar heat in pi-
sish publications, as a mass phenomenon?
This will probably only happen when
all the pussies in the world will be recorded, just like the Spectrums,
in "morally and physically outdated" and by them
only a small amount of
into enthusiasts.
P.S. That's it, at first I wanted to write
something stupidly humorous, but it turned out... that
it came out, it came out.
(*) For those unfamiliar with life in
"market socialism":
1. Metro passes are issued in
in the form of plastic cards, magnetic layer
on which sometimes it is inappropriately damaged,
after which the travel card can only be re-
placed in the trashcart.
2. Blue pieces of paper with fruit - what
by mistake the Belarusian National Bank calls
banknotes in denominations of 1`000 (1`000`000
old) rubles. On the black market like this
a piece of paper isn't worth a buck.
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