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... нет ли жизни на Марсе - водки от
этого больше не станет. А блин сейчас эти
скоты еще и цены опять подняли на эту
кристально-беленькую жидкость, так что
проблемы, однако. Пришлось мутировать и
адаптироваться к другим высoкoэнеpгетиче-
ским продуктам, шоб ты, пацан, успел за-
ценить 7ой IMPULSE.
На дняхall the people will drink - from -
celebrate the fancy holiday New Year.
IMPULSE 7 came out to set things up morally
all accountants, encourage them to consume
not only champagne and ink, but
moonshine, alcohol and other hellish products
Comrade
By the way, I don’t know why, but PHG decided
Don't drink on this stylish holiday
vodka and beer, and switch to more carbonated
shaped product - champagne, due to
this word "vodka" please read as
"forty-degree champagne." Differences
from others, we just want at this moment
something new, untasted, although
I hope that these moments are moments
sensations of hyperjump in XXI century - forever
remained in the depths of our brain so that
we did not remember these moments as
another booze party with what has already become ordinary
the result - legs sticking out of the snowdrift
where there is a vomiting girl lying under you,
orchildren's dream somewhere under the window bench-
lo party place :(, and as a cultural weak-
alcohol-fueled New Year's Eve,
without any dehydrates, carboxides, these
loving and other nafigatorov. And with normal
Matoshkawith straight legs, no teeth
caries, silicone tits and others
Rulezami.
But this does not mean that we will stop
shi excursions through the world of anarchy, let's stop
taking care of your health is the same
unchanged as what you came from
monkeys (C) C. Darwin.
As before, in IMPULSE the main thing is not
quantity, and quality of information, quantity
the number of which is constantly growing. And such
factors like the New Year only improve this
the highest quality, making IMPULSEmore global
and more sophisticated. So you can proudly
and without false vanity to say that IM-
PULSE is not an individual publication, before
In total, this is a FAMILY newspaper. Without thinking twice, I put an end to this,
pre-holiday speech, because there is still so much
I have to say it, but my fingers are not iron-
new...
And for dudes who like spicy
feelings and want to surprise their family (girls)
ku, two girls, three, etc.) professional
talent for invention, I can
recommend PHG signature cocktail
titled "WOOD". Manufacturing
this cocktail is a rather labor-intensive process
process due to the lack of many components in
shops, but, damn it, if you don’t add anything,
twist, re-add or confuse, from
this is why its lethal effect even increases
Yes.
------ Sith Here ------
"WOOD" (C) PHG `1999
Required ingredients:
Vodka - 2 battles of 0.5 l each
Moonshine - 1 pedestal, 1.5l
PmvkO - 2.5 l, undiluted
Dried hemp - 50g
Igolkm pine, green - 1OO pieces
Cnoco6 prepared:
Mix vodka with nmbom m noctabmtb leave for a while
at 3. During the settling time, add a small portion of it yourself.
stir the race with a spoon. By the place of threehours pan co
mixture noctabmtb on fire, stirring again, bring to
first, having first poured hemp and pine seeds into it
(to taste). Remove the pan from the heat, cool, then "DRE-
BECUHA"ready for use. You can add more for taste
for a more lethal effect, a couple of drops of nmtroglmcerm.
Served on the table in any emkoctm, o6bemom no less than half-
ra.
------ Sith Here ------
P.S.: Contrary to all hopes to release the 7th
IMPULSE at the end of December 1999, this happened
just now. However, because of the fucking le-
nor write a new intro, and also in connection with
still unfinished drinking bouts about
3ro millennium,it was decided after all
put exactly this, five-month callous
sti, nonsense.
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