Humor - connecting RPG to the Spectrum.

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  - Have the Americans landed on the moon yet?!
                           Well, let's fly to the Sun...      
  - But, damn, we're in trouble!        
  - What are you thinking, in Control of foolishness
                           cmdyat - fly at night... What is this for?  This means that in our
the time of the scientific and technological revolution is a lot
perverts who did something good
Speck horseradish you will understand what kind of mutant. And obviously
rare crazy myDUCK tries to exceed
go from previous myDUCKob, inventing something
it's supposedly cool. This was the case with SOUNDRIVom,
this was the case with HDD, GENERAL SOUNDom,now with
DMA and other devices. Because of the bourgeois
they did not follow the prejudices of their creators
for the benefit of our community, they only did
SPECCY horizons are repulsive, they are blazing
were trying to suck the last money out of our
skinny wallets.                         
  But there will be a person who does not
fearing harsh reprisals, he will express those
words of truth that nobeprhyt in horror
all hard makerobs, will force them to be destroyed
instruments of their heinous crimes.  This one
a man will turn the stage with his bold
ideas, inventing something that will become the final
a flat and truly priceless device on
Spectrum.                               
  This person is I.  Born in 1973
in the Grodno region, on the Vasyuki farm, in the family
successful tpaktopucta. From an early age
I was drawn to everything iron: barbells,
kettlebells, etc., but I gained fame for
invention of a propeller powered by
solar energy.  After college, in 1997
year, met Spectrum and bcepb-
He took up invention. The apogee of its
reached his creativity quite recently,
making real from unreal - connect-
chive to Spectrum RPG.                     
                                                              
   So, first, a little theory. City-
I say: "RPG (hand/jet npotubotah-
forged grenade launcher) - portable weapon for
destruction of armored targets, manpower
and armor-piercing or fragmentation fugue equipment
blow grenade (in our case we need
armor-piercing only).  Caliber 40 - 90 mm,
targeting range up to 400m."          
                                                              
   Now, after a short introduction,
let's get straight to the questions that
covering the topic of connection, and questions about
general content. Howit's easy to guess
the main issue on the agenda will be
question "Where can I get the main part -
RPG itself? In anticipation of this question, I took care
strived to ensure that the world was fully informed
to inform you about the changing of the guard in all beings
fighting military units of Russia, Belarus,
Ukraine and others? SSR; by contacting by mail at
my current home address, you
receive this secret document.  After
All you have to do is sp.dit with
warehouse a couple of these RPGs of any modification
and configurations (the main thing is that it works).  
                                                              
   After you have taken out the RPG, you can
start connecting it to the Spectrum.
Everything is elementary, there are no tricks, no
what elemental bases, all that is needed is that
justa pair of wires(+ and -). We take the wires
and attach one end to the rpahatome-
one, and the other soldered to any two la-
memory of the father. All!! Maybe, of course, it’s not an infection
work, but I worked like a horse.       
                                                              
   I would like you not to rip everything off
their words, and they themselves were well versed inthese issues. The main component is
It is, naturally, RPG. What are we achieving -
by connecting it with two wires to
Speccy? Nothing! This is so that people don’t drive away,
like, what kind of connection is this to Speccy, co-
where there are even no wires. And so, having pro-
water, you can safely beat yourself in the chest and
talk about your sophistication.           
                                                              
  Now let's summarize what we have done
work: we assembled our structure. On
just in case, we call the wires and connect
ctynaem for testing:                    
                                                              
1. Arrange the system components as
  is shown in Fig.1.                    


















2. We aim carefully, focusing on
  cross-shaped sight.  Unlike
  light guns, not included here
  calculation of the electron beam, so the accuracy
 The hit rate varies according to the law
  Charles-Marie-Pierson:                   
                                                              
  D = Rnd(1e3)/1e3 + Cos(Alpha)*Rnd(Ln(Pi))/Exp(Sin(Alpha)),  
                                                              
  whereAlpha  - the angle of inclination of your grenade launcher                
 D  - diameter of the set of possible points of impact c  
 centered at the intended Bamm point                
                                                              
3. Fire a shot.                   
                                                              
   Yes, I forgot to say: if successful
hits, the whole system suddenly becomes
disposable...                           
                                                              
   That seems to be all.  Having introduced you to my
with my innermost thoughts, I experienced deep
neck relief in the soul, because I conveyed to the world
new invention, helped people feel
the splendor of genius.  Goodbye,
friends. For any questions regarding this
development, as well as implementation of new technologies
Please contact us immediately
me:                                    
                                                              
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 To: Golikov Alik Kolyanovich        
                                                              
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