Story - A funny story.

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               A FUNNY STORY.
written by unknown student

Evening. Fifth floor of the dorm. People are playing with preference.
There's a knock on the door. They let a friend in and immediately lock him up
door.(It is important to note that the door is opened with a key
on both sides, and the owner has the key, who immediately
sits down at the table again). He's pretty drunk. loitering
around the room, muttering something, looking at cards. But
no one pays attention to him, everyone is carried away
game.   And it's summer time, the heat is unbearable, the window
wide open.  Then Petya (the exact name of the story
didn’t save it) says: “Well, I’m off.” Everything is somehow
ignore it and continue the game...

From Petya’s story: “I woke up from a blow. I'm going with
thoughts, I look - I’m lying on the grass under the dorm, among
all sorts of papers.  Then it dawns on me that I went out to
window.  From this thought I sober up a little and decide to go
to the emergency room.  I come there and say: “Doctor, I
fell from the fifth floor, help.  He comes up and
says: “Well, breathe!” And then says: “Okay, go.”
sleep and everything will pass.` I went to my friend. There too
I'm telling you what happened.  Friend only
laughed.  And I still drank and I felt like a bummer
prove. I lay down and passed out...

In the dorm: After a while, it dawns on someone:
`Guys!  Where is Petka! The door is locked, but the guy is not there.
Peoplerushes to the window - it’s empty. They run to him
room, and the neighbor says: “Isn’t he with you?”
The whole crowd runs to the emergency room, to the same
to the doctor: “We’ve got a guy here who fell from the 5th floor, he’s not here for you.”
brought?` Silent scene. The pale doctor frantically
grabs a first aid kit and jumps out into the street: “He’s far away
didn't leave. We need to find him urgently." Some more time
it took to find Petya's friend. (Lived in
another dorm).  So the crowd rushed towards him:
in front is a doctor in a robe, and the rest of the crowd is behind him.(
and it was late). Frightened friend: `Guys!
What did he do?’ Well, they told him: ‘Yes
no big deal.  Fell from the 5th floor. From the blow he
I went a little crazy, I knocked over the furniture in my room
room, grabbed the knife, then calmed down a little and
he said that he would go to a friend. And we're going to get the doctor and come here.`
the guy's jaw drops, and meanwhile the doctor is trying
wake up Petya. He swears at him....

In short, everything worked out well. Petya only had
a few scratches...