Jokes - 10 RULES FOR A JOKER.

written by Milekhin Igor
edited by Fisher Illya



               10 RULES OF A JOKIST.


   1. Make fun of your neighbor. 
   2. At the same time, don’t let your neighbor make fun of you
by you. 

   3. If he (meaning neighbor) is still this
did (played a joke on you), then there is no need to get involved
fight, and perform steps 1 and 2 three times.
   4. If, after performing step 1, the neighbor climbed into
fight - make your legs.  We need to let it cool down.  And
go to step 5 and then to steps 1 and 2.
   5. Don't use the same ones too often
jokes. Change your arsenal more often. 
   6. If there is a lack of brains for
If step 5 is completed, it is recommended to contact
to the classics. This sometimes helps. 
   7. Don’t make fun of idiots and teachers
(which is sometimes the same thing). They don't care
They won’t understand, but will only be offended. 
   8. A joke should be funny.
   9. One good joke is better than 10 (ten)
flat.
  10. Don’t be offended by another prankster who ran into you
on you, but it can and should be broken off.