Jokes - This issue publishes several articles by our correspondent, Igor Milekhin.

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             Н А Ш Е Г О     Г О Р О Д К А   !

                          


    В  этом номере  печатается  несколько  статей
нашего  корреспондента - Милёхина  Игоря.  Первые
две, так называемые "ДНЕВНИКИ" написаны  от  имени
редакции нашей газеты. Поэтому я, Тарас,  позволю
себе сказать пару слов в свою защиту:
   Если кто-то считает, что имеет больше информации
чем я, и может собрать газету лучше, и хочет стать
Главным Редактором, то пускай делает ЭТО, а я буду -
Главным Кодером (ГК).
    Главный Редактор должен собрать весь номер, все
статьи, отредактировать, написать заглавия, принести
готовый текст газеты мне (ГК). Я вставляю читалку,
музончик, hidden part и получается очередной номер
ГОРОДКА ...


writting by Милёхин Игорь
edited   by Fisher Illya


            ДНЕВНИК ОДНОГО ГЛАВНОГО РЕДАКТОРА.


    1-ый день.I suffer all day. I need something logical
something intellectual. My sour brain needs a re-
minka. What to do? I walk around the room and think.

    2nd day.
    I found a way out. I played BATTY all day. Starts 
get the little brother: then finish FISHER for him,
then PUZZLE. But I’m kind of screwed.

   3rd day.
   I watched "SPIDERMAN". The cartoon is awesome. Particularly
but I liked their editor. I'll probably be too...
I’ll give you a newspaper, I’ll wear suspenders, I’ll keep my teeth
bang a cigar and make fun of the correspondents.

    4th day.
    Great idea!! It’s decided, I’ll collect the material and release it.
I love the electronic newspaper! The braces, however, turned out to be 
small, it was not possible to get cigars, and correspondent
there are no dents. The brother also greased himself not with the main editor -
who.

    5th day.
    I wandered around the city all day looking for material. Poch-
you didn’t find anything. But my brother dug up the first correspondent
Pondenta, there is someone to make fun of.

    6th day.
    This is a triumph! The first issue of the newspaper was published
th material.  Our correspondent would only like to 
"ARGUMENT'ah and FACT'ah" to write, but I don't care about it 
joked.
  
    7th day.
    +5 Muuuu!!! *....

    8th day.
    My head is pounding. On the occasion of the publication of the first issue of
The Zetas had a banquet. I couldn't write yesterday. Fuck it
this diary. And my head hurts.

         DIARY OF ONE NON-CHIEF EDITOR.


    1st day.The brother-in-law became completely rude. Wanders here and there
around the room and thinks, philosopher. But I had a blast 
compere.

    2nd day.
    The philosopher has an idea! I was sitting, bourgeois, playing BATTY, and I
sucked paw. Of course, I nagged him about FISHER.

    3rd day.
    I watched a cool cartoon. Yes, it's cool to be 
"SPIDERMAN". The brother was up to something: all day he
pretended to adjust his suspenders and smoke a cigar.

    4th day.
    Brother decided to become editor-in-chief!!! Here 
got it wrong! I won’t be me if I don’t blend in with him.
titel.

    5th day.
    The editor-in-chief rushed around the city in search of Saint-
sations. I did the smart thing - I found a correspondent.

    6th day.
    Finally the newspaper was finished. Oh, let's embarrass ourselves
the whole world! It’s good that I put a nickname instead of the name.
 
    7th day.
    We arranged a banquet. What was there!!! What was there!!!

    8th day.
    I feel like writing a diary, so I better go
to go fishing...
  
                                 01/12/98 10:05

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