From the author - is it crazy to read newspapers every week?

Well, victims of a midlife crisis, why don’t you read newspapers every week? Yes, no forums and bloggers for you, they’ve been gone since December 1996, a fake can come from any direction. This is new music not at competitions, but in every fucking kraktro. This is on Saturday morning at about 7, put the stash deeper in your pocket so that the controllers are not found, and buy a couple of floppy disks on Mitino on the fucking bus, and so that you definitely have a new Gamergy, in half a year Softstar will close the last point, but don’t give a fuck, we’ll connect CDOS and download it. You will remember what it’s like to be a spektrumist among pisushniks.
    After the sysopnik, only the most persistent and light drinkers remained, including Jason and me. Jason lived, it seems, on the 5th parkway, so we wandered between Izmailovo and Shchelkovskaya.
    “Amiga Masdai Zetiks Rules,” blue Jason preached. There were few people on the street, and since we looked quite peaceful, even the rare passers-by passed by with a smile and without fear. Here, in the field of view of our herald, a stall homeless man came into view, who was not going anywhere, but was looking at Jason with hope, he had already consumed his own, and then an additional supplement was planned for all the introductory notes. Not paying attention to us, Jason jumped up to him and, swinging around the lisazh, decided to talk about our spec.
    - Do you know what a pussy is? - Jason asked unequivocally, well, at least it seemed so to him.
    - Um, yeah I know. - the direction of the conversation wasunexpected for a homeless person, but Valera’s presence of a bottle of beer forced her to maintain communication.
    Jason froze for a minute, something alerted him in the development of the conversation, is it possible that the homeless man decided that we were talking about dicks? Valera was not happy with this development of events.
    - Pisyuk sax zetiks rules. - Having put an end to the dialogue, our hero returned to the company. Fuck these uninitiated people, we decided that the fact that they can’t tell a pussy from a dick doesn’t make them spektrumists. Make a choice, read Gamergy in 6144, eye-catching font, on the 1997 calendar for the next 10 minutes.

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