ALKATRAZ - YAVERTY: Recently, I saw an old typewriter on the closet...

Full Pull #08
========================================================== ALKATRAZ=====
                                                        
 [YAVERS]
recently (while I was vacationing in the village), I saw on the closet
an old typewriter.   Well, I took it out and started
consider.  I pressed the buttons, they are so tight
buttons. and then I noticed that it had a “Yitsuken” layout. 
                                                        
that's where it all came from! and I was racking my brains -
How did the pisishniks come up with it, neither to the village nor to the city.
and it has spread to the Spectrum in some places, for example
zx-word 2.5m, which I print with, it looks so beautiful,
and the layout in it is pisish, which is for them
migrated from typewriters.                         
                                                        
I perfectly remember the location of the English keys, and when
I learned to type in Russian, then of course I became
do it in yaverty and the matter is not at all what I have
the letters are not written on the buttons, but they are on the yaverts
also not written, just yaverts are logical, but in yutsuken
letters scattered from"bulls".                             
                                                        
letters in, e, p, t, y, i, o, p, a, s, d, f, g, Ch, k, l, z, b, n, m
There’s no need to look anymore - they sounded similar
English, and the remaining few (i, y, y, b, c, g) I have
They immediately began to associate with the right Russians.       
                                                        
I had to memorize separately yu, h, e, sh, shch. but I'm pieces of paper
I stuck them on film for a while and typed up some texts
for a while, and of course they stuck in my mind.    
                                                        
the only thing is, I don’t remember exactly where sh a where sh, kada
I type texts quickly, sometimes I confuse them, but everything is ok,
I often don’t even look at the keyboard, it’s all subconscious
I'm almost typing...                                   
                                                        
in short - someone came up with the layout of a printing machine, and
pisishniks stuck it to themselves, but some are trying
drag this crap from the pisishniks to the spec.              
                                                        
Pisish keyboard users probably especially love this, with
which, as you know, was baked very defectively.         
                                                        
some kind of mutant. disgrace.                              
                                                        
In general, we have our own layout on the spec, well, maybe it’s
not exactly ours, but she is very logical and pleasant, I
on the writing keyboard, first I look for the letter with my eyes, and then
I poke my finger (index) at it. if only I wrote like that
articles in fpl, then nothing would have worked out, because I would have forgotten
something I wanted to write about even before I wrote it.       
                                                        
thought of the article: let's eradicate yutsuken on the speck, yaverts -
layout-hero!!!                                      

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