TRESН'STALE - DEDDD-GARDENDDD!

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well, the guy who killed the bear took it and
I planted some kind of plant in my basement, I thought
- kannabis, and the grandmother also planted a bush, but not in
the basement of a house is simple. kind of like in a pot. so what?
Grandma's everything has dried up, and Grandpa's bush has started to grow -
fucked up!  in two days he grew up to two meters. grandfather is panicking
- what should I do? I need to help my green friend!             
                                                        
I came up with an idea - I grabbed my favorite chainsaw "friendship" and
I cut a fucking hole in the floor above the bush, like -
grow further, man's best friend! bush of such a feat
I didn’t expect it from my grandfather, I was delighted and began to grow further!
a couple more days passed, and the bush rested its top
into the ceiling.                                              
                                     
grandfatherall joyful - he finds a place for himself, again
grabbed a chainsaw and the whole ceiling in the house too
crumbled it, then thought - screw it, the roof, the house
his - and tore all the slate off her. and sold it. bought five
kg of fertilizer for your pet! the whole bush is happy, souls in
Grandfather doesn’t like it, he grows and grows.                    
                                                        
and a week later his makyxa disappeared behind the clouds. grandfather
he thinks, damn it, what have I done? the idea is here for him
came - he put on a fur coat (with two pockets and
buttons) and climbed up the bush. climbed, climbed, fucked
all sweaty, well at least the wind is blowing.                   
                                                        
it reached the sky in the evening. and there is a table, and on it
There is a mountain of all kinds of food and there is no one! and grandfather even more so
I'm hungry already. Well, in short, he grabbed half the table and drank
all alcoholic drinks. (alcoholic) and at the table right
fell asleep happy (there was no one to be late with).                
                                                        
Wake up - everything hurts, bad things are shorter than feelings! well
what to do - he gathered with him everything that was left (in
bag) and climbed back through the bush.                     
                                                        
grandmother meets him - screams - where have you been, fuck you
Holy shit, you old fart?  Yes, her grandfather told her everything,
kind of - that's how it was. It’s good to fill it up - grandma says,
let's shoot, etc. In short, he doesn’t believe the old libertine. 
                   
Tada's grandfather was offended and said - if you don't believe me, get into the bag,
look at it for yourself!  his wife climbed into the bag and took
he hit him in the teeth - he had healthy teeth, so what?
to do - climbed back.  the hour is creeping - and then the grandma
It’s interesting, when it’s all over, she screams - well, what’s up
what's going on there?  Grandfather is silent - the bag is in the way. and grandma doesn't have a mouth
It closes, naturally - an hour later he asks again!
grandfather is silent. what the hell?                                 
                                                        
of course you won’t believe it because it doesn’t happen - through
the hour is screaming again - when will we finally get there?! grandfather is not here
stood it - and says - someone fucks up a lot, that’s why he doesn’t
We've got some more!  looks - the bag has gone somewhere.(?)                     
                   
grandfather thought that it was unlikely that the bag would fly up, but if
not up - then probably down. Well, what to do - I climbed down.
collected the spare parts from the grandmother into a new bag and carried it
constructor "assemble the old lady" home. he's in a mood
it wasn't very good.                                         
                                                        
and then a fox runs towards him. well, as he runs - so,
rather, it's coming. Well, he asks what’s up man, what’s up
Are you carrying a bag?  Well, what will he say - he told her everything how
it was.  and the fox immediately - everything is fine, I’ll help you!
in short, let me flood the bathhouse and eat there
Bring everyone there too, and the designer doesn’t need to
forget bony.                                       
                                                        
Grandfather was happy - he's fucking thinking he's giving me grandma right now
The fox will come to life, I’ll fuck her right in the ass (grandmother, I mean).
happy family!  I ran briefly to get cheap condoms
(with banana aroma).  Heloved bananas.  what about the fox?
I locked myself in the bathhouse, it became mitstsa (clean, clean), and here’s my grandfather
came running and shouted through the door - fox-a-a-a! how are you doing
are they going there?                                          
                                                        
fur answers - everything is wonderful, simple, grandma is already sitting
on the bench! Then the fox finished eating and began to eat the food. grandfather
again for his own. in response, it’s already, like, worth it! Well, grandpa's here
also stood up, he jerks his hoe, can’t stand it
him!  and the fox had already eaten everything, it seemed like he wasn’t full yet,
I took and finished everything that was left from my grandmother. Well, bones,
Of course, I left it - I can’t chew it, it’s already old!           
                                                        
the grandfather there at the door has almost finished, he is screaming from the last
strength - oh-oh-oh, I can’t take it anymore!!! fox of course not either
the monster and shouts in response - I’m already opening it, move away! dick -
opened the doors and went into the forest! Grandfather never finished
in short. So then grow bushes in the basement!