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		ЕЖЕНЕДЕЛЬНАЯ КОМПЬЮТЕРНАЯ ГАЗЕТА

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СЕГОДНЯ В НОМЕРЕ:

B.B.S. НОВОСТИ
 
НОВОСТИ ZXNet (tm)
- Откровения STALEX'а.

HOT GAMES
- УФО-2 Меднорылова уже 24 неделю на 1 месте...

ЗАСТРЯЛ?
- Подсказки по игре "TAMPAX".

ПИСЬМА В РЕДАКЦИЮ
- Нам пишут друзья...

СКАЗКА
- Про ДОЛДМАНа.

РЕКЛАМА И ОБЪЯВЛЕНИЯ

СКАЗКА-2
- Про Тытуса.

TO_GROB'AZ
-Послание ублюдку.

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(C) PEDO SOFT

   Пррривввет! Сеггодння ммы раскажеммм о новых отккрывшихххся
ББС-ах.Sorry for the sttttt style of presentation - but uhhhhhhhhhhhh
after the ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhüht pussys that I half received yesterday.
And so, we have newbies (ugh, fuck, I’m finally writing normally) - this
PEDO B.B.S., which I opened and RUVER B.B.S., which I opened
known to everyone for his fucked-up lyrics - RUVER.


   ZXNet NETWORK STATIONS REGISTERING USERS:

STALEX B.B.S.           	111-1111 (Akisey)
September 4,4,4,4 ┌─────────┐
from 22.30 to 06.20 │ ON-FUCK │
subject: general (no topics) └─────────┘
information and laundry
secret files: to_stalex.W
drive: A,B,C,D,E,G

DEYL B.B.S.			222-2222 (Coffin)
daily
from 23.00 to 08.00
theme: vegetable
secret files: >DEYL.W, MYMRA.W
drive: A,B,Y,Z

DISTROFIK B.B.S. 1 333-3333 (Penis) SRUKER
daily (except Sunday) ┌─────────┐┌──────┐
from 23.00 to 07.00 │ ON-FUCK ││ TROUBLE │
Sun: from 23.00 to 10.00 └─────────┘└──────┘
subject: general (no scrap metal)
secret files: DISTROFIK.W, TO_PENIS.W, TO_BEDA.W
drive: A,Z

POVIDLO B.B.S 444-4444 (Grey)
daily
from 00.00 to 00.00
subject: abstract
secret files: to_povidlo.W
drive: A (fuck it!)

A.B.R. B.B.S.			555-5555 (Crutch)
Mon., Wed., Thu.
from 23.00 to 07.00
theme: vegetable
secret files: BUHLO.W to ABRS.W
drive: B (you're in shit!)

DIATEL 3 B.B.S. 		666-6666 (Armenians)
Mon., Wed., Fri. (except Mon., Wed., Fri.)
from 23.00 to 11.00
theme: fruits
secret files: to_sirop.W
drive: A...a.aaa!!!!FREE STATIONS (do not register ZXNet users):

LAMER 2 B.B.S.  		777-7777 (Alyoshkay) LORD WINT
satbbbbbot
from 00.00 to 04.00 PASSWORD (If you don’t tell me,
drive: A,B,C,D,E,G,H,N,M,V,S,P how to get to the library?)


     USER STATIONS (fuck users
			       ZXNet networks or not included in it):


DISTROFIK B.B.S. 6 888-8888 (Alexashka) EROTOMAN
daily ┌──────┐
from 23.00 to 07.00 │ TROUBLE │
theme: vegetable └──────┘
secret files: TO_BEDA.W, to_sirop.W
drive: B,A


┌────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────┐
│Marks "ON-FUCK", "LIMER TRE", "TROUBLE" mean that these BBS │
│accept mail for relevant computer publications.    │
│We kindly ask: be sure to leave your coordinates!│
├────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────┤
│ Secret file of the editorial BBS of the newspaper "ON-FUCK": │
│ "FORONFUK" with any extension.   	      │
├────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────┤
│ Mandatory secret files for the ZXNet BBS network: │
│ sirop.W, SPACE.W │
├────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────┤
│Please report any changes in the operation of servers by │
│ phone: 222-2222 from 22:22 to 22:23 (Nikola) │
├────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────┤
│ Please registerBBS by phone only: │
│ 222-2222 from 21:21 to 21:22 (Nikola).	      │
└────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────┘

  In order to quickly resolve issues of publishing information about
your stations in the ONFUCK newspaper, all information can be passed on to me-
via DYATEL BBS (address ZXNet 095:7777777.8888888.2222222).

					     NIKOLA (PEDO SOFT)
22.22.22 DM 222-2222;22:00/22:00
			      ZXNet: 09:2222222.2222222.2222222